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OHNO I'm glad it went well tho also what did the PA system do
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
good job Jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am proud of u!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
ty that's so nice to hear I'll cry :'( also i sure hope they aren't twelve I don't want a 12 year old in that fic. but it's not looking good
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
he is NOT happy and he'll be even less happy when eventually steve loses his sparkle and he'll get really desperate to keep him bc now he's got a pathological fear of all his boyfriends cheating on him. the sink can prevent this.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
YES EXACTLY Ty fir getting it it's very. carol liked being the villain she liked that and that's why she's Like That, she doesn't want to be passive or submissive. nancy definitely could've just asked robin out she did not have to do all that. and you can draw a line from that to eddie.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
yeah 😞 this particular person is 😞
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
YEAH he wants it so bad! he just physically cannot do that. and so, sink.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
all roads lead back back to killing steve's dad.......
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
steve's fawn response is the real villain here....................
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
and then he loses his last marble because how dare that motherfucker take the thing he's been denying himself for so long and then he decides to take it anyway because he's the monster in the story whichever way you swing it and it's fine because the most beautiful boy in the world loves him anyway
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
bc even other queers can't stand him and then he sees his current boyfriend (who has been cheating on him for ages but he just hasn't done anything) making out with the most beautiful boy in the world and then it turns out he was forcing himself on him
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
everyone thinks he's the monster and then the most beautiful boy in the world saves him and is his friend now he's so beautiful and he can't ever have him and then he tries dating other guys but they all cheat on him and leave him so he really must be as awful as people say
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
u READ MY MIND like if I did an eddie pov ever it would be like. his parents loved each other so so much but his mom ended up dead anyway and his dad was cruel to her and he's evil and awful for being gay and the whole town he lives in agrees and then monsters are real and even then
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
PLEADTGHJ not amigara fault........also ur right........he needs to see steve as his perfect beautiful angel bc he needs himself to exist in juxtaposition to that and everything kind of crumbles if any part of that changes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
steve does outfreak him in some ways I fear..................he's just nerfing himself every day
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
he's such a sweetiepie he genuinely thinks he took advantage of drunk steve but he was in fact drunk and getting taken advantage of.....hope he finds someone normal.

or kevin, which wouldn't be good for him but it sure would be funny.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
yeah :( like I'm FAR from the only person writing a darker au like everyone does this :( and what happened to complaining in the group chat like normal people
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
oh they'd absolutely start killing people. or more accurately eddie would find out about steve's body count (atrocious) and go on a murder spree and make steve watch them die and regrettably steve would find this hot. painless death for eddie it is.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
PLEADRCHHJKKLL I love him so bad. in my head he eventually meets crash from ch1 and they love happily ever after. hopefully without encountering steve or eddie
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
solipsistic worm is SO FUNNY it's also extremely correct he's the result of several things in addition to his own homegrown derangement. and like!!! even when I make eddie evil I like to make him like. a guy. he's just a guy. he's done awful things but you can kinda see why he's like that.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
he's happy and beloved and it's painless and this way steve gets to be sad and then eventually move on. maybe he hits up Kevin again
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
right like I understand being "he would not say that" about a character but this is levels. and l ig selling ket to teenagers is morally ok in their books
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
sorry about making you insane 😞 bit I am really glad I get it I feel less insane
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
YEAH.......he did in fact do all that 😭
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM