Puddle Oops
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Well, this is one way to announce that I’m coming to California tomorrow
every once in a while Big Shoulders shows up in an amazing post
today’s favorite, herewith
today’s favorite, herewith
when I say flood my basement I mean because it’s spring in Chicago and it’s raining and I’m on the west side
wait what the fuck it’s January why is thi
wait what the fuck it’s January why is thi
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
when I say flood my basement I mean because it’s spring in Chicago and it’s raining and I’m on the west side
wait what the fuck it’s January why is thi
wait what the fuck it’s January why is thi
so you earned your Beenz by visiting certain websites and once you had enough you could spend them with participating merchants or you could hook up your Mastercard to turn it into a Beenz Rewardz account
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
so you earned your Beenz by visiting certain websites and once you had enough you could spend them with participating merchants or you could hook up your Mastercard to turn it into a Beenz Rewardz account
I don't know who needs this skillset but hospice has made me great at finding and yelling at the person who's causing a logjam
DM me with the phone tree you need yelled into
DM me with the phone tree you need yelled into
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I don't know who needs this skillset but hospice has made me great at finding and yelling at the person who's causing a logjam
DM me with the phone tree you need yelled into
DM me with the phone tree you need yelled into
(arrest, convict, imprison)
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
(arrest, convict, imprison)
I need an AI filter on here for images that are never clearly described, but are all of the same subject, because I am so tired of pokémon and taylor swift
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I need an AI filter on here for images that are never clearly described, but are all of the same subject, because I am so tired of pokémon and taylor swift
the funny thing here is that Vallas not only has zero experience in international politics but he’s tried and failed multiple times to reach office in Illinois
so this is a slightly inflated version of Joe Bumpkin Mouths Off In Local Rag because a reporter had space
so this is a slightly inflated version of Joe Bumpkin Mouths Off In Local Rag because a reporter had space
Cracks me up a dude with no experience or background in foreign policy or national security gets to spout nonsense in like the biggest paper in the city lol
Paul Vallas: Nicolás Maduro is not just a corrupt leader. He’s also a direct threat to US security.
The Venezuelan leader had been under U.S. indictment since 2020 when the U.S. accused him of using the country as a criminal enterprise.
www.chicagotribune.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
the funny thing here is that Vallas not only has zero experience in international politics but he’s tried and failed multiple times to reach office in Illinois
so this is a slightly inflated version of Joe Bumpkin Mouths Off In Local Rag because a reporter had space
so this is a slightly inflated version of Joe Bumpkin Mouths Off In Local Rag because a reporter had space
happy J6 to the addled brains slowly realizing they were cannon fodder and will never be vindicated
For Many Jan. 6 Rioters, a Pardon From Trump Wasn’t Enough
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
happy J6 to the addled brains slowly realizing they were cannon fodder and will never be vindicated
jesus christ
Corporation for Public Broadcasting Votes to Shut Down
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
jesus christ
girl not this Complaining About New Year New Gym People again
you knew what was coming
you also know the gym is desolate at 1PM and 9PM
quit acting out! also your hammies look cute
you knew what was coming
you also know the gym is desolate at 1PM and 9PM
quit acting out! also your hammies look cute
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
girl not this Complaining About New Year New Gym People again
you knew what was coming
you also know the gym is desolate at 1PM and 9PM
quit acting out! also your hammies look cute
you knew what was coming
you also know the gym is desolate at 1PM and 9PM
quit acting out! also your hammies look cute
the milk I haven’t finished quickly enough:
Old!
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
the milk I haven’t finished quickly enough:
gm from neither her nor me
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
gm from neither her nor me
you ever just go “when did I follow this dork and what was going on with me then anyway”
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
you ever just go “when did I follow this dork and what was going on with me then anyway”
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local artist said haha what if a polar bear decapitated the president
March 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
local artist said haha what if a polar bear decapitated the president
did my first solo climbing session today and I have the forearm strength of a toddler, which is a fantastic thing to learn 60’ off the ground
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
did my first solo climbing session today and I have the forearm strength of a toddler, which is a fantastic thing to learn 60’ off the ground
wasn’t aware @ptklein.com posse was on my bus route but not surprised
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
wasn’t aware @ptklein.com posse was on my bus route but not surprised
what is the point of Dick Durbin
The Trump Admin MUST provide briefings for all Members of Congress as soon as possible this week.
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
what is the point of Dick Durbin
a crust punk regular at Husband’s bar made him holiday cookies
too much baking powder, weird size, no sugar, chocolate chips AND candied fruit sunk to the bottom
delivered in a dirty Halloween bag, Su’s name on a scrap of notebook paper affixed with a half a Spongebob sticker
absolutely majestic
too much baking powder, weird size, no sugar, chocolate chips AND candied fruit sunk to the bottom
delivered in a dirty Halloween bag, Su’s name on a scrap of notebook paper affixed with a half a Spongebob sticker
absolutely majestic
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
a crust punk regular at Husband’s bar made him holiday cookies
too much baking powder, weird size, no sugar, chocolate chips AND candied fruit sunk to the bottom
delivered in a dirty Halloween bag, Su’s name on a scrap of notebook paper affixed with a half a Spongebob sticker
absolutely majestic
too much baking powder, weird size, no sugar, chocolate chips AND candied fruit sunk to the bottom
delivered in a dirty Halloween bag, Su’s name on a scrap of notebook paper affixed with a half a Spongebob sticker
absolutely majestic
Don't mind me, I'll just be the glowing end of a cigarette and some raspy breathing in the corner of this darkened room
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Don't mind me, I'll just be the glowing end of a cigarette and some raspy breathing in the corner of this darkened room
I have no idea what day it is
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I have no idea what day it is
Ken, what is the worst hospitality management company in chicago
Lettuce entertain you
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Ken, what is the worst hospitality management company in chicago
I went to bed at like 11, popped fully awake at 3AM with “it’s Christmas ornament sale season,” blew up a Pottery Barn’s clearance section, then went immediately back to sleep? weird portents for 2026 if any
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I went to bed at like 11, popped fully awake at 3AM with “it’s Christmas ornament sale season,” blew up a Pottery Barn’s clearance section, then went immediately back to sleep? weird portents for 2026 if any
last of these for 2025
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
last of these for 2025
I designed the Backstreet Boys’ Millennium Tour typefsce, kind of by accident
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I designed the Backstreet Boys’ Millennium Tour typefsce, kind of by accident
Paris Hilton socwled at me for getting between her and a free gimlet at the Radar Magazine launch party in Manhattan
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Paris Hilton socwled at me for getting between her and a free gimlet at the Radar Magazine launch party in Manhattan