Dan delion
@publicfrienemyno1.bsky.social
Roasting coffee on my days off.
Running half marathons for my days on.
Reading news I pay for subscriptions to
Running half marathons for my days on.
Reading news I pay for subscriptions to
today while folding laundry I found a sock by itself and thought "oh man, one sock missing."
five minutes later I found another sock of the same colour by itself and commiserated, "Jesus! Another sock is missing? Now my wardrobe is down TWO pairs of socks😤😢"
five minutes later I found another sock of the same colour by itself and commiserated, "Jesus! Another sock is missing? Now my wardrobe is down TWO pairs of socks😤😢"
August 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
today while folding laundry I found a sock by itself and thought "oh man, one sock missing."
five minutes later I found another sock of the same colour by itself and commiserated, "Jesus! Another sock is missing? Now my wardrobe is down TWO pairs of socks😤😢"
five minutes later I found another sock of the same colour by itself and commiserated, "Jesus! Another sock is missing? Now my wardrobe is down TWO pairs of socks😤😢"
Today in running:
Your hand is NEVER too sweaty to high-5 oncoming runners n' cyclists
#raceroster #runvan
Your hand is NEVER too sweaty to high-5 oncoming runners n' cyclists
#raceroster #runvan
August 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in running:
Your hand is NEVER too sweaty to high-5 oncoming runners n' cyclists
#raceroster #runvan
Your hand is NEVER too sweaty to high-5 oncoming runners n' cyclists
#raceroster #runvan
Next question:
Can cheesecake still be someone's favorite PIE?
I think so
Can cheesecake still be someone's favorite PIE?
I think so
August 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Next question:
Can cheesecake still be someone's favorite PIE?
I think so
Can cheesecake still be someone's favorite PIE?
I think so
Real talk,
can your favorite pasta be LASAGNA?
or does lasagna rank as a different type of dish?
can your favorite pasta be LASAGNA?
or does lasagna rank as a different type of dish?
August 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Real talk,
can your favorite pasta be LASAGNA?
or does lasagna rank as a different type of dish?
can your favorite pasta be LASAGNA?
or does lasagna rank as a different type of dish?
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if you can make butter at home just with heavily whipped whipping cream, then how can people make SALTED butter?
Is there salted whipping cream?
Is there salted whipping cream?
August 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
if you can make butter at home just with heavily whipped whipping cream, then how can people make SALTED butter?
Is there salted whipping cream?
Is there salted whipping cream?
after yesterday’s 27 km run and my morning 17 km run today, my Garmin watch seems to have figured out that “I like big butts and I cannot lie”
August 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
after yesterday’s 27 km run and my morning 17 km run today, my Garmin watch seems to have figured out that “I like big butts and I cannot lie”
woke up this morning at 6; first words of my day typed into a google search bar:
is Justin Trudeau married?
thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025...
is Justin Trudeau married?
thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025...
Please Advise! Are Justin and Katy a Thing? | The Tyee
A thing worth making the national news, that is? Dr. Steve wades in.
thetyee.ca
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
woke up this morning at 6; first words of my day typed into a google search bar:
is Justin Trudeau married?
thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025...
is Justin Trudeau married?
thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025...
wondering what the ambulance driver-variation of “hot cop” should be
July 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
wondering what the ambulance driver-variation of “hot cop” should be
sumatra manhandling? wait
July 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
sumatra manhandling? wait
wondering if homelessness is really a social and economic attempt at solving this crisis Vancouver is experiencing with its astronomical costs of housing
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July 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
wondering if homelessness is really a social and economic attempt at solving this crisis Vancouver is experiencing with its astronomical costs of housing
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“After years of advocacy, pilots, and planning, New York is preparing to launch a universal secure bike parking & e-bike charging network that could include up to 500 stations across all 5 boroughs.” Via @momentummag.bsky.social
NYC’s Secure Bike Parking Plan Could Revolutionize Urban Cycling Across North America
New York City is doing what many cyclists across North America have been dreaming of for years: tackling the bike parking problem head-on.
momentummag.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“After years of advocacy, pilots, and planning, New York is preparing to launch a universal secure bike parking & e-bike charging network that could include up to 500 stations across all 5 boroughs.” Via @momentummag.bsky.social
DON’T FORGET
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it’s called Daylight Saving, not Daylight “Savings”
you’ll just be turning you clocks forward, not starting a bank account
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it’s called Daylight Saving, not Daylight “Savings”
you’ll just be turning you clocks forward, not starting a bank account
March 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
DON’T FORGET
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it’s called Daylight Saving, not Daylight “Savings”
you’ll just be turning you clocks forward, not starting a bank account
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it’s called Daylight Saving, not Daylight “Savings”
you’ll just be turning you clocks forward, not starting a bank account
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Wow. What a loss for local news.
“It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of the Burnaby Now, New Westminster Record, and the Tri-City News. It has been a privilege and an honour to serve you for more than 40 years.”
“It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of the Burnaby Now, New Westminster Record, and the Tri-City News. It has been a privilege and an honour to serve you for more than 40 years.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wow. What a loss for local news.
“It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of the Burnaby Now, New Westminster Record, and the Tri-City News. It has been a privilege and an honour to serve you for more than 40 years.”
“It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of the Burnaby Now, New Westminster Record, and the Tri-City News. It has been a privilege and an honour to serve you for more than 40 years.”
at the end of every day, my girlfriend and i always go to brush our teeth in the bathroom at the same time
… as children, we both had dentists that told us that brushing alone does not prevent cavities
… as children, we both had dentists that told us that brushing alone does not prevent cavities
February 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
at the end of every day, my girlfriend and i always go to brush our teeth in the bathroom at the same time
… as children, we both had dentists that told us that brushing alone does not prevent cavities
… as children, we both had dentists that told us that brushing alone does not prevent cavities
just noticed in Mount Pleasant
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just noticed in Mount Pleasant
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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
still a “Gulf”, though :(
next time that titles are made up for this body of water, maybe someone at Google can call it an “Ocean”
next time that titles are made up for this body of water, maybe someone at Google can call it an “Ocean”
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
still a “Gulf”, though :(
next time that titles are made up for this body of water, maybe someone at Google can call it an “Ocean”
next time that titles are made up for this body of water, maybe someone at Google can call it an “Ocean”
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Social media has been around for like 2 decades and some of y'all are still not checking the replies before replying to make sure you're not the fifth or twentieth person saying the same thing. This should be basic social media etiquette at this point.
February 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Social media has been around for like 2 decades and some of y'all are still not checking the replies before replying to make sure you're not the fifth or twentieth person saying the same thing. This should be basic social media etiquette at this point.
today somebody used Bluesky to post a photograph of their cat.
—Today I unfollowed somebody who used Bluesky as if it were their Instagram account
no second chances
—Today I unfollowed somebody who used Bluesky as if it were their Instagram account
no second chances
February 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
today somebody used Bluesky to post a photograph of their cat.
—Today I unfollowed somebody who used Bluesky as if it were their Instagram account
no second chances
—Today I unfollowed somebody who used Bluesky as if it were their Instagram account
no second chances
whats the difference between awhile and a while?
[this is not a dad joke]
[this is not a dad joke]
February 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
whats the difference between awhile and a while?
[this is not a dad joke]
[this is not a dad joke]
judging by the words of every person i know with both a car and a home in the suburbs, Vancouver’s “congestion pricing” might already exist in the form of its current costs for parking
A million cars have disappeared!
“Congestion pricing [in New York City] began on January 5. One month in, traffic is down, public buses are faster, and transit ridership is up.” Via @fastcompany
No surprise for those of us championing decongestion pricing for a long time. We know it works.
“Congestion pricing [in New York City] began on January 5. One month in, traffic is down, public buses are faster, and transit ridership is up.” Via @fastcompany
No surprise for those of us championing decongestion pricing for a long time. We know it works.
A million cars have disappeared: What NYC is like after one month of congestion pricing
Congestion pricing began on January 5. One month in, traffic is down, public buses are faster, and transit ridership is up.
www.fastcompany.com
February 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
judging by the words of every person i know with both a car and a home in the suburbs, Vancouver’s “congestion pricing” might already exist in the form of its current costs for parking