Baja Blastoise
@ptbooks.bsky.social
Pizza eater. Bench presser. Sci-fi enjoyer. Procrastinator. Autistic American. Trying not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good. I swear I’m not a robot for real guys.
Turn on the tv guys, it’s our annual delivery of some good fuckin news for once
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Turn on the tv guys, it’s our annual delivery of some good fuckin news for once
Fun animal fact: glue traps for mice are non-lethal, and the adhesive can be broken down with common cooking oil. Your furry freeloaders can be walked out to the woods and released if you so choose.
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Fun animal fact: glue traps for mice are non-lethal, and the adhesive can be broken down with common cooking oil. Your furry freeloaders can be walked out to the woods and released if you so choose.
Little know fact, the F in Silent Hill F actually stands for ‘Frame Cancel’ because Shimizu is slapping these demons around like she just took a semester in King Of Fighters
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Little know fact, the F in Silent Hill F actually stands for ‘Frame Cancel’ because Shimizu is slapping these demons around like she just took a semester in King Of Fighters
I feel like about two thirds of art that people call ‘abstract’ these days is really just impressionist or deconstructed. If you’re making an ‘abstract’ picture of Batman, and it turns out to be a bunch of Batman-colored triangles shaped like Batman, you’re not making abstract art.
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I feel like about two thirds of art that people call ‘abstract’ these days is really just impressionist or deconstructed. If you’re making an ‘abstract’ picture of Batman, and it turns out to be a bunch of Batman-colored triangles shaped like Batman, you’re not making abstract art.
You all remember how big the libertarians were talking when Milei won the election in Argentina? Turbo-charged layoffs, slashed government services, he even brought that stupid chainsaw for Elon to wave around at the Doge rally?
That’s the guy who led Argentina into a $40 billion bailout.
That’s the guy who led Argentina into a $40 billion bailout.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You all remember how big the libertarians were talking when Milei won the election in Argentina? Turbo-charged layoffs, slashed government services, he even brought that stupid chainsaw for Elon to wave around at the Doge rally?
That’s the guy who led Argentina into a $40 billion bailout.
That’s the guy who led Argentina into a $40 billion bailout.
I have listened to Graham Platner. I’m convinced that regrets getting the fascist tattoo and that he isn’t a white supremacist.
He still should not be elected to the senator’s office. We cannot afford to have another senator who is clueless about white supremacy.
He still should not be elected to the senator’s office. We cannot afford to have another senator who is clueless about white supremacy.
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have listened to Graham Platner. I’m convinced that regrets getting the fascist tattoo and that he isn’t a white supremacist.
He still should not be elected to the senator’s office. We cannot afford to have another senator who is clueless about white supremacy.
He still should not be elected to the senator’s office. We cannot afford to have another senator who is clueless about white supremacy.
Ok, so if dems in Congress aren’t actually trying to use healthcare money for illegal immigrants…
…and reps are saying that they are…
…dems should put a proposal out that says ‘fund the aca subsidies with no money for illegal immigrants’…
…and force the reps to vote on that.
…and reps are saying that they are…
…dems should put a proposal out that says ‘fund the aca subsidies with no money for illegal immigrants’…
…and force the reps to vote on that.
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ok, so if dems in Congress aren’t actually trying to use healthcare money for illegal immigrants…
…and reps are saying that they are…
…dems should put a proposal out that says ‘fund the aca subsidies with no money for illegal immigrants’…
…and force the reps to vote on that.
…and reps are saying that they are…
…dems should put a proposal out that says ‘fund the aca subsidies with no money for illegal immigrants’…
…and force the reps to vote on that.
Here’s a brief visual summary of the young Republican group chat that got leaked this week for anyone who doesn’t want to read through 250 pages of racial slurs.
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here’s a brief visual summary of the young Republican group chat that got leaked this week for anyone who doesn’t want to read through 250 pages of racial slurs.
Don’t believe the advertisements. The entire school is not going to start cheering just because your kid brings a lunchables to school.
October 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Don’t believe the advertisements. The entire school is not going to start cheering just because your kid brings a lunchables to school.
ICE Agents squaring up with protesters in Portland this weekend
a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it
Alt: Peter Griffin squinting at a guy in a chicken suit
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ICE Agents squaring up with protesters in Portland this weekend
I made salmon tonight. Tomorrow, I’m going to the gym.
Bless my cardio, delicious euryhaline fish.
Bless my cardio, delicious euryhaline fish.
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I made salmon tonight. Tomorrow, I’m going to the gym.
Bless my cardio, delicious euryhaline fish.
Bless my cardio, delicious euryhaline fish.
Aww fuck
Antifa suiting up
Antifa suiting up
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Aww fuck
Antifa suiting up
Antifa suiting up
Everyone needs to look up the definition of plenary authority. The government is trying to memory-hole it and it looks like CNN is helping them.
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Everyone needs to look up the definition of plenary authority. The government is trying to memory-hole it and it looks like CNN is helping them.
Reposted by Baja Blastoise
Legacy newspapers: "Print media is dying, and the public will suffer for it."
Also legacy newspapers: "We can't offend the government with information and framing that helps the public."
Also legacy newspapers: "We can't offend the government with information and framing that helps the public."
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Legacy newspapers: "Print media is dying, and the public will suffer for it."
Also legacy newspapers: "We can't offend the government with information and framing that helps the public."
Also legacy newspapers: "We can't offend the government with information and framing that helps the public."
Buy Rite - Food Mart
Buy Wrong - Doof Tram
Buy Wrong - Doof Tram
October 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Buy Rite - Food Mart
Buy Wrong - Doof Tram
Buy Wrong - Doof Tram
The media has already moved on from the mass shooting at the Mormon Church in Michigan. It happened on September 28. Less than one week from today. Four dead, eight wounded. By next Monday, people won’t even remember that there was a shooting.
Our media fucking sucks, man.
Our media fucking sucks, man.
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The media has already moved on from the mass shooting at the Mormon Church in Michigan. It happened on September 28. Less than one week from today. Four dead, eight wounded. By next Monday, people won’t even remember that there was a shooting.
Our media fucking sucks, man.
Our media fucking sucks, man.
We are one (1) day into this shitshow shutdown and we’ve already had two planes crash into each other at LaGuardia.
It was on the tarmac not in the air (thank God) but this is not good sign for the future.
It was on the tarmac not in the air (thank God) but this is not good sign for the future.
October 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We are one (1) day into this shitshow shutdown and we’ve already had two planes crash into each other at LaGuardia.
It was on the tarmac not in the air (thank God) but this is not good sign for the future.
It was on the tarmac not in the air (thank God) but this is not good sign for the future.
The government shut down today, except for the parts that make you pay taxes, monitor your opinions on the internet and shove you into an unmarked deportation van if your skin color is darker than a manilla envelope.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The government shut down today, except for the parts that make you pay taxes, monitor your opinions on the internet and shove you into an unmarked deportation van if your skin color is darker than a manilla envelope.
DEUS EX - HUMANITY DISASSEMBLED
I love environmental storytelling in dystopian sci-fi games.
Yeah, everyone hates the AI subway ads as much as you do nygroove.nyc/ai-subway-ads/
September 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
DEUS EX - HUMANITY DISASSEMBLED
Representative democracy clearly isn’t working right now. I think we should resolve all future political dilemmas through basketball.
They can’t gerrymander the rim.
They can’t gerrymander the rim.
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Representative democracy clearly isn’t working right now. I think we should resolve all future political dilemmas through basketball.
They can’t gerrymander the rim.
They can’t gerrymander the rim.
The writing was on the wall. Unfortunately, many of our voters are illiterate.
“I’m shocked you would make that claim” 😕🤷🏻♂️ 🤦🏼♀️
Another one that hasn’t aged great. (Her condescending looks really seal the deal)
Another one that hasn’t aged great. (Her condescending looks really seal the deal)
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The writing was on the wall. Unfortunately, many of our voters are illiterate.
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According a dude who works in news media, the most effective form of protest against a media company like Sinclair broadcasting is to get on the phone with their ad sponsors and voice your boycott with them. Hit them in the moneybags, as it were.
According a dude who works in news media, the most effective form of protest against a media company like Sinclair broadcasting is to get on the phone with their ad sponsors and voice your boycott with them. Hit them in the moneybags, as it were.
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September 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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According a dude who works in news media, the most effective form of protest against a media company like Sinclair broadcasting is to get on the phone with their ad sponsors and voice your boycott with them. Hit them in the moneybags, as it were.
According a dude who works in news media, the most effective form of protest against a media company like Sinclair broadcasting is to get on the phone with their ad sponsors and voice your boycott with them. Hit them in the moneybags, as it were.
‘Let’s do to Disney what we did to target’ is trending.
(Disney owns ABC and is responsible for the Kimmel censorship, in case anyone’s out of the loop)
(Disney owns ABC and is responsible for the Kimmel censorship, in case anyone’s out of the loop)
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
‘Let’s do to Disney what we did to target’ is trending.
(Disney owns ABC and is responsible for the Kimmel censorship, in case anyone’s out of the loop)
(Disney owns ABC and is responsible for the Kimmel censorship, in case anyone’s out of the loop)
Worker solidarity SHOULD be international but for the last 50-ish years, corporations have been able to blunt the threat of strikes and work stoppage in America by outsourcing labor to countries with shittier labor laws.
But today a lot of people are demanding that everyone ‘hire Americans’.
Hmm
But today a lot of people are demanding that everyone ‘hire Americans’.
Hmm
September 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Worker solidarity SHOULD be international but for the last 50-ish years, corporations have been able to blunt the threat of strikes and work stoppage in America by outsourcing labor to countries with shittier labor laws.
But today a lot of people are demanding that everyone ‘hire Americans’.
Hmm
But today a lot of people are demanding that everyone ‘hire Americans’.
Hmm