Baja Blastoise
@ptbooks.bsky.social
Pizza eater. Bench presser. Sci-fi enjoyer. Procrastinator. Autistic American. Trying not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good. I swear I’m not a robot for real guys.
Here’s a brief visual summary of the young Republican group chat that got leaked this week for anyone who doesn’t want to read through 250 pages of racial slurs.
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here’s a brief visual summary of the young Republican group chat that got leaked this week for anyone who doesn’t want to read through 250 pages of racial slurs.
Aww fuck
Antifa suiting up
Antifa suiting up
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Aww fuck
Antifa suiting up
Antifa suiting up
‘Uhh your taking his words out of context libtard’
The context
The context
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
‘Uhh your taking his words out of context libtard’
The context
The context
Americans reading Brazilian news today
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Americans reading Brazilian news today
Maybe this is why Biden spent his entire term talking about judicial appointments.
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Maybe this is why Biden spent his entire term talking about judicial appointments.
‘I gave my life up to Christ in the parking lot of a cracker barrel.’
August 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
‘I gave my life up to Christ in the parking lot of a cracker barrel.’
The wildfires in Canada have Albany looking like the inside of a gym sock today.
August 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The wildfires in Canada have Albany looking like the inside of a gym sock today.
Getting your hopes up in 2025?
August 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Getting your hopes up in 2025?
I’m not a sucker for repost chains but i never miss an opportunity to use the memes i never get a excuse to post
August 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m not a sucker for repost chains but i never miss an opportunity to use the memes i never get a excuse to post
The Jurassic period was a really really long time.
July 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Jurassic period was a really really long time.
Why would fireflies want to live in an excel spreadsheet anyway
July 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why would fireflies want to live in an excel spreadsheet anyway
So apparently, the problem with Grok is as that it sounded too much like a normal human being. And the solution was to turn into in a text-based sequel to Wolfenstein.
AI is stupid and we should all stop using it.
AI is stupid and we should all stop using it.
July 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So apparently, the problem with Grok is as that it sounded too much like a normal human being. And the solution was to turn into in a text-based sequel to Wolfenstein.
AI is stupid and we should all stop using it.
AI is stupid and we should all stop using it.
When someone asks you why you even bother protesting
June 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When someone asks you why you even bother protesting
If you were bitten by this bird, you may have been a delicious peice of salmon left in an Alaskan fishing net
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you were bitten by this bird, you may have been a delicious peice of salmon left in an Alaskan fishing net
Finally an excuse to post this meme
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Finally an excuse to post this meme
This is the best thing anyone’s every done with Twitter
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is the best thing anyone’s every done with Twitter
The surprise twist at the end of this news cycle is that both of those jackasses are in the Epstein Files.
June 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The surprise twist at the end of this news cycle is that both of those jackasses are in the Epstein Files.
This country is currently under the control of bastards. Celebrate Memorial Day anyway. Eat a hot dog. Wear a flag on your head. Don’t let those flaccid fucks stop you from being the American you want to be.
May 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This country is currently under the control of bastards. Celebrate Memorial Day anyway. Eat a hot dog. Wear a flag on your head. Don’t let those flaccid fucks stop you from being the American you want to be.
Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery.
We’re really going with skeets, huh.
We’re really going with skeets, huh.
May 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery.
We’re really going with skeets, huh.
We’re really going with skeets, huh.
Trust no one, not even the guy who says he’ll give you some free shit
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trust no one, not even the guy who says he’ll give you some free shit