Baja Blastoise
@ptbooks.bsky.social
Pizza eater. Bench presser. Sci-fi enjoyer. Procrastinator. Autistic American. Trying not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good. I swear I’m not a robot for real guys.
My insights are usually pretty lame ones involving two distinct words sharing a Latin root, but you’re welcome to them if you want
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My insights are usually pretty lame ones involving two distinct words sharing a Latin root, but you’re welcome to them if you want
They’re so worried about being viable in swing states that they’re compromising the values of their base. God, what an awful position to be in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They’re so worried about being viable in swing states that they’re compromising the values of their base. God, what an awful position to be in.
We at dawn of human existence, Ugg. Paradigm of man’s relationship to material plane not exist yet. Limits of prior empirical observations not define us, Ugg. We am what we choose to am.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We at dawn of human existence, Ugg. Paradigm of man’s relationship to material plane not exist yet. Limits of prior empirical observations not define us, Ugg. We am what we choose to am.
The only thing is want to come back from the 50s is the tax code. Any maybe the James Dean look.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The only thing is want to come back from the 50s is the tax code. Any maybe the James Dean look.
Cries in Capital Region NY
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Cries in Capital Region NY
Corn Flakes failed, Porn Flakes reign supreme
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Corn Flakes failed, Porn Flakes reign supreme
The unspoken part is ‘…if I didn’t need to use money for other things.’
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The unspoken part is ‘…if I didn’t need to use money for other things.’
I can clearly see that the developers intend for me to follow the NPC paladin to the next town where story’s gonna happen
BUT I think I see a collision corner that will let me clip through this weird fence over here
Oh cool I can fight chapter 9 mobs now
Hahahaha
BUT I think I see a collision corner that will let me clip through this weird fence over here
Oh cool I can fight chapter 9 mobs now
Hahahaha
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can clearly see that the developers intend for me to follow the NPC paladin to the next town where story’s gonna happen
BUT I think I see a collision corner that will let me clip through this weird fence over here
Oh cool I can fight chapter 9 mobs now
Hahahaha
BUT I think I see a collision corner that will let me clip through this weird fence over here
Oh cool I can fight chapter 9 mobs now
Hahahaha
No computer is strong enough to idiot-proof humanity. When faced with impossible odds, humanity will simply generate a more powerful idiot.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
No computer is strong enough to idiot-proof humanity. When faced with impossible odds, humanity will simply generate a more powerful idiot.
The Shredder, but from that one episode where he got a concussion and forgot that he was a supervillain.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Shredder, but from that one episode where he got a concussion and forgot that he was a supervillain.
Five new Joe Manchins emerge from the walls of the Capitol building like Davey Jones’s pirate crew
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Five new Joe Manchins emerge from the walls of the Capitol building like Davey Jones’s pirate crew
They see the power and they want the title, just none of the contents
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They see the power and they want the title, just none of the contents
I think I just heard the shareholders at Sunoco short themselves
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think I just heard the shareholders at Sunoco short themselves
The part where they fucked up was they took away the food and the civil liberties BEFORE they took away the vote. Total rookie move.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The part where they fucked up was they took away the food and the civil liberties BEFORE they took away the vote. Total rookie move.
Dems need to stop being unreachable politicians in faraway offices and start being present in public lives. Showing up at union events would be a good place to start.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dems need to stop being unreachable politicians in faraway offices and start being present in public lives. Showing up at union events would be a good place to start.
Live, laugh, leech taxpayer money for the Epstein memorial ballroom
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Live, laugh, leech taxpayer money for the Epstein memorial ballroom
Everyone deserves an honest eulogy, especially the ones that think they don’t.
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Everyone deserves an honest eulogy, especially the ones that think they don’t.
Chipotle has become the Five Guys of the fast food taco category. Getting a burrito for lunch should not be a 15$ experience.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chipotle has become the Five Guys of the fast food taco category. Getting a burrito for lunch should not be a 15$ experience.
Those who live in fear of cold fridge pizza will not survive the winter
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Those who live in fear of cold fridge pizza will not survive the winter
Billionaires love Cuomo, fear Mamdani. Everyone knows why.
October 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Billionaires love Cuomo, fear Mamdani. Everyone knows why.