Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”

temu geek bar got me prophesizing like the oracle of delphi

I'm completely serious when I say I'll kill myself before I thank an ex-gf for defending my gaming honor this way

You're in plat lobbies on fortnite ballistic while I'm stickin nic patches on yr girl while she sleeps. Get on my fuckin level.

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

*In hell, explaining MCR to a Reagan administration yuppie* okay so basically the mujahideen made people REALLLYYY bad at singing

Johnny Silverhand is literally me because I wait until you're sketching out, can't stand up, and are tripping serious negative balls to start lecturing you on vampire capitalism and calling you a piece of shit cog in that machine, and think I was giving you a pep talk.

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it