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El Squigg
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Furry twat
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Lemon entry my dear Watson.
Yes, Benedict Cumberbatch might get your non-binary bits in a flutter.

But there is, and always will be, only one, definitive Holmes.
a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Skull lighting has been finalised and I've reprinted the stand. The whole thing sits a lot more naturally now. Well chuffed.
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It’s livid with you.
I am currently angry at a bin.
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
And you're a twat.
Appropriate to the day.
February 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by El Squigg
‘You, Boy!
Follow that Nadhim Zahawi chap and scare the shit out of him!’
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Nightlight for the little ones?
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It's thinking....
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
A bit?
Brain pan's a bit big.
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
IT'S ALIVE!
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
London 'not safe', claims Reform UK's Nadhim Zahawi after he's 'forced to step over a puddle'
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Muhahahaha!
In today’s comeback headlines
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Skull stand fresh off the press.
February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
With a spud gun.
Updating my CV.

"I've shot better men than me in the back of the head with a small pistol."

Too much?
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Whoop dee fuckin' doo!
There will be a potato related announcement at 09:00 GMT tomorrow.

That is all.
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You don't have a great reputation when it comes to cooking. Especially baked products.
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Some assembly required
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
It's the 6th sense. You'll work out the rest.
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I disagree. Our syntax is incredibly similar to the Romance languages and there are thousands of common words. English is a mongrel of many languages and a considerable number of them were the forerunners of the Romance languages.

Me for example. Squirrel. Latin word.
One of my favourite periods of history...the transition from classical to late classical to early medieval. Still not heard a definitive reason as to why the impact was negligible within Britannia. Sounds as if this will be a good listen. 410 was not the end of Romano British life. Thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Special kecks just for me sweetie? 🥰
I have a third pair that I'm keeping just for this pricks wake.
Slacks with an elasticated waist.
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Slacks with an elasticated waist.
Yes.

Your Bretwalda still orders from the 1976/7 Kays catalogue.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The pair for births, deaths and marriages.
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM