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El Squigg
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Furry twat
In your dreams sweetie
Describe yourself physically and mentally.

Physically. Buddha in an armoured thong.

Mentally. Ghengis Khan without the off switch.
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
That one could actually work.
The Rookie.

Episode twenty-three gazillion and four.

Part IV.

A seemingly innocuous meeting in a coffee shop in Toronto sees Nathan Fillion inadvertently unleash the Armies of Hell against a small bookshop in Weston-super-Mare.
February 18, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Bob
Ron-in?
Row-nin?

Please advise.
February 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
As Chancellor of the Exchequor you should know that Tithes are raised by and paid to the Church.
As Chancellor of the Exchequor, I hereby declare that the cost of vet care for El gato negro de la muerte - described colloquially as 'a shed load' - can be equated to

HOW FUCKING MUCH?

Tithes to be raised on all serfs immediately.

cc @wulfhelm.bsky.social
We need an independent arbitrator who is beyond reproach*.

@bankmercia.bsky.social

*censored
February 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Skull V2 Part 1

Combining the MRI scan sections

Lower jaw sections

Import into Meshmixer
Combine in Meshmixer
Import into Creality Print
Slice!
February 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Injured fox! 😢

I hadn't seen my new fox for a while and she turned up last night with an injured left foreleg. Nearly all the foxes I've seen over the years have picked up leg injuries. She seems to have damaged her radius and/or ulna, it's obviously giving her a lot of pain.

youtu.be/oG6khh3c7L0
Injured fox :-(
YouTube video by PsychicSquirrel
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Hello little feller! Watch him climb up through the hedge.

(Please excuse the shite quality. I had a camera failure and I haven't set this one up properly yet. They're focused at infinity and I need to focus it for about 2 metres but that means taking the thing apart.)
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 AM
FUCK
OFF
RAIN!
February 18, 2026 at 9:41 AM
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Lemon entry my dear Watson.
Yes, Benedict Cumberbatch might get your non-binary bits in a flutter.

But there is, and always will be, only one, definitive Holmes.
a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Skull lighting has been finalised and I've reprinted the stand. The whole thing sits a lot more naturally now. Well chuffed.
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It’s livid with you.
I am currently angry at a bin.
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
And you're a twat.
Appropriate to the day.
February 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by El Squigg
‘You, Boy!
Follow that Nadhim Zahawi chap and scare the shit out of him!’
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Nightlight for the little ones?
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It's thinking....
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
A bit?
Brain pan's a bit big.
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
IT'S ALIVE!
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
London 'not safe', claims Reform UK's Nadhim Zahawi after he's 'forced to step over a puddle'
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Muhahahaha!
In today’s comeback headlines
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Skull stand fresh off the press.
February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
With a spud gun.
Updating my CV.

"I've shot better men than me in the back of the head with a small pistol."

Too much?
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Whoop dee fuckin' doo!
There will be a potato related announcement at 09:00 GMT tomorrow.

That is all.
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM