El Squigg
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
President of Free Mercia.
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And you can't have it either.
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Irish Whiskey.
A bit like piss, but without the nutritional value.
A bit like piss, but without the nutritional value.
My Jamison is delicious 😋 but to much ice though
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And you can't have it either.
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Oh you poor thing.
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I should be having whisky tonight.
But apparently that's not allowed now.
Also, grilled chicken.
But apparently that's not allowed now.
Also, grilled chicken.
a black and white photo of a man with the words #kill me now above him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words #kill me now above him
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh you poor thing.
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December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You're about as sporty as a small patch of algae.
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You're about as sporty as a small patch of algae.
OpenMediaVault is up and running on the obsolete Seagate NAS. It's a bit slow because of the single-core 32bit 12 year old Arm processor but that's not an issue. There is a larger issue though.
Most RAID5+ capable NAS devices install the OS on the RAID Volume. OMV reserves a drive for itself. /1
Most RAID5+ capable NAS devices install the OS on the RAID Volume. OMV reserves a drive for itself. /1
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
OpenMediaVault is up and running on the obsolete Seagate NAS. It's a bit slow because of the single-core 32bit 12 year old Arm processor but that's not an issue. There is a larger issue though.
Most RAID5+ capable NAS devices install the OS on the RAID Volume. OMV reserves a drive for itself. /1
Most RAID5+ capable NAS devices install the OS on the RAID Volume. OMV reserves a drive for itself. /1
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Holy Fuckweasels!
It works!
It works!
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Holy Fuckweasels!
It works!
It works!
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Come and see me at the bar. I have a fine selection of "alternative" foodstuffs and beverages which will be more to your taste.
To celebrate the release of the Dear Leader by @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social, there will be a banquet held in the Mead Hall tonight!
ALL THE FOODS! ACCIDENTAL WINE!
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social could you ensure that Cook has been made aware that the DL requires only beige foods from now on.
PARTY!
ALL THE FOODS! ACCIDENTAL WINE!
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social could you ensure that Cook has been made aware that the DL requires only beige foods from now on.
PARTY!
Discharge paperwork includes a diet plan.
M'Lady B is making notes.
M'Lady B is making notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Come and see me at the bar. I have a fine selection of "alternative" foodstuffs and beverages which will be more to your taste.
@confusedgibbon.bsky.social
It's taken me 3 days to persuade Tufty that the phone isn't a Death Ray.
It's taken me 3 days to persuade Tufty that the phone isn't a Death Ray.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@confusedgibbon.bsky.social
It's taken me 3 days to persuade Tufty that the phone isn't a Death Ray.
It's taken me 3 days to persuade Tufty that the phone isn't a Death Ray.
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
Your lackey can't even count a vote.
The Squirrel Manifesto is looking a bit shite, again.
No idea
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Your lackey can't even count a vote.
Did you say something?
It said, replying to me tweet/post/thing.....
Someone who takes pleasure in ignoring you.
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did you say something?
You're alive. Whoop dee fucking doo!
If a tree falls in your living room is your cat a cunt?
Hint.
Yes.
It is.
Hint.
Yes.
It is.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You're alive. Whoop dee fucking doo!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel…
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel…
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM