Philip R.
@psr1973.bsky.social
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I’ve decided to be a flat earther
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’ve decided to be a flat earther
On this Sheldon gets very mad about being accused of carrying water for the team he works for and is paid to be a PR schill
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
On this Sheldon gets very mad about being accused of carrying water for the team he works for and is paid to be a PR schill
I wear a fez now, fezes are cool.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wear a fez now, fezes are cool.
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August 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
Crash Davis
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Crash Davis
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You cannot go offline for even 90 minutes because what
wat
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You cannot go offline for even 90 minutes because what
wat
wat
On my next to last leg home from the trip from Hell. Wish me luck mother fuckers
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
On my next to last leg home from the trip from Hell. Wish me luck mother fuckers
This is the greatest thing ever written
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is the greatest thing ever written
I’m going to bed, but as a follow up I gave him a $20 tip
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m going to bed, but as a follow up I gave him a $20 tip
Actual text messages to my boss
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Actual text messages to my boss
I’m going to die in this cab
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m going to die in this cab
Jesus Christ, this week has actually gotten worse somehow, and I literally saw a fucker die on Saturday
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Jesus Christ, this week has actually gotten worse somehow, and I literally saw a fucker die on Saturday
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We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)
Damnit @gailsimone.bsky.social
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Damnit @gailsimone.bsky.social
Going to Jersey for work on Tuesday and my fucking flight has been canceled twice already. If I get stuck there over the weekend @jwag85.bsky.social you better let me stay with you, you asshole
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Going to Jersey for work on Tuesday and my fucking flight has been canceled twice already. If I get stuck there over the weekend @jwag85.bsky.social you better let me stay with you, you asshole
So just saw the worst accident I’ve ever seen in person. At the mall in Columbus an asshole on a motorcycle ran a stop sign and plowed into a car with 15 year old girl and her grandmother. He flew up 15 feet in the air and crashed into the concrete.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So just saw the worst accident I’ve ever seen in person. At the mall in Columbus an asshole on a motorcycle ran a stop sign and plowed into a car with 15 year old girl and her grandmother. He flew up 15 feet in the air and crashed into the concrete.
Cassian's mother's speech at her funeral is fucking amazing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cassian's mother's speech at her funeral is fucking amazing.
99% chance that Trump does this to himself
Tibetan ritual skull with elaborate silver work and garuda on the forehead
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
99% chance that Trump does this to himself
How is John Rocker a thing in 2025?
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How is John Rocker a thing in 2025?
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My debut special YES MA’AM comes out this Friday! Exclusively on Hulu! Here’s a little secret between us 🤫
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My debut special YES MA’AM comes out this Friday! Exclusively on Hulu! Here’s a little secret between us 🤫