Justin Heeren
@pseudopseudo.bsky.social
Minnesota Nice. Nevada Tough. Just out here tryin' to do my best and find adventure. [he/him/dude]
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Finally catching up on Maximum Carnage... and is that @andy.wrestlejoy.com and @amy.wrestlejoy.com I spy right at the very beginning?! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #WrestleSky #AEW
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Finally catching up on Maximum Carnage... and is that @andy.wrestlejoy.com and @amy.wrestlejoy.com I spy right at the very beginning?! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #WrestleSky #AEW
So Dynamite was basically a masterpiece. #AEW #WrestleSky
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
So Dynamite was basically a masterpiece. #AEW #WrestleSky
Our party's bard just jumped on top of a Beholder, grabbed two of its eyestalks and tried controlling it like Ratatouille, then promptly got hit with a ray and fell asleep.
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Our party's bard just jumped on top of a Beholder, grabbed two of its eyestalks and tried controlling it like Ratatouille, then promptly got hit with a ray and fell asleep.
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
I literally love where every single title has landed at this point. No notes. #AEW #WrestleSky
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I literally love where every single title has landed at this point. No notes. #AEW #WrestleSky
In case anyone was curious how many people it takes to run a newsroom on Christmas... two. It's two. (At least it is here, haha.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In case anyone was curious how many people it takes to run a newsroom on Christmas... two. It's two. (At least it is here, haha.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
Purdy's last pick cost me a spot in the championship. Booooooooooooooo! #FantasyFootball
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Purdy's last pick cost me a spot in the championship. Booooooooooooooo! #FantasyFootball
In the semifinals in all three of my leagues, and of course I will be traveling all day tomorrow. Not anxiety-inducing or anything. 😂 #FantasyFootball
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In the semifinals in all three of my leagues, and of course I will be traveling all day tomorrow. Not anxiety-inducing or anything. 😂 #FantasyFootball
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
LITERALLY the best booking pitch I've heard in a minute. Like, it NEEDS to happen. 🤣
If killing Santa Claus makes you the next Santa Claus, do we think Mick Foley has one more death match in him?
#AEW could do it, but I think #MysteryWrestling would be the best place for it.
#AEW could do it, but I think #MysteryWrestling would be the best place for it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
LITERALLY the best booking pitch I've heard in a minute. Like, it NEEDS to happen. 🤣
Reposted by Justin Heeren
You know, some days I sit and think about how absolutely wild it is that we've built a society where we don't provide a place for people to even sleep at night without having to pay for it, and that we've somehow made it seem like that's normal.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know, some days I sit and think about how absolutely wild it is that we've built a society where we don't provide a place for people to even sleep at night without having to pay for it, and that we've somehow made it seem like that's normal.
"Canada would never try to take the United States..."
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Canada would never try to take the United States..."
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
I'm in charge of the entire newsroom today.
I need an adult. 😂
I need an adult. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm in charge of the entire newsroom today.
I need an adult. 😂
I need an adult. 😂
BABES OF WRATH. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT NAME! FIRST EVER! #AEW #WrestleSky
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BABES OF WRATH. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT NAME! FIRST EVER! #AEW #WrestleSky
Sweet. Now I can reset the toke counter. 🤣💨 (Why yes, I am still that kind of nerd.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sweet. Now I can reset the toke counter. 🤣💨 (Why yes, I am still that kind of nerd.)
Trying to imagine what kind of entrance Barnabus the Bizarre and The Outbreak could have at one of the majors.
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trying to imagine what kind of entrance Barnabus the Bizarre and The Outbreak could have at one of the majors.
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
This is a Mark Briscoe TNT Championship Belt appreciation post.
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is a Mark Briscoe TNT Championship Belt appreciation post.
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
Me when there's no green bean casserole at the Thanksgiving function...
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Me when there's no green bean casserole at the Thanksgiving function...
I weep for the souls of anyone of any age playing that damn speeder level for the first time. 😬 😂
NES and GameBoy Classics added to NSO:
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I weep for the souls of anyone of any age playing that damn speeder level for the first time. 😬 😂
"Maybe six feet
Ain't so faaaar doooooooown..."
Ain't so faaaar doooooooown..."
If it keeps on raining
Levees gonna break
If it keeps on raining
Levees gonna break
Levees gonna break
If it keeps on raining
Levees gonna break
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Maybe six feet
Ain't so faaaar doooooooown..."
Ain't so faaaar doooooooown..."
I'm already convinced that the Classic will end in Okada v. Takeshita.
...but all the matches to get there are going to be lit. #AEW #WrestleSky
...but all the matches to get there are going to be lit. #AEW #WrestleSky
a man in a suit is holding a gold belt that says aew tbs on it
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a gold belt that says aew tbs on it
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November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm already convinced that the Classic will end in Okada v. Takeshita.
...but all the matches to get there are going to be lit. #AEW #WrestleSky
...but all the matches to get there are going to be lit. #AEW #WrestleSky
The quest for gold was a success.
Take a closer look at Ricochet as the first ever AEW National Champion!
Take a closer look at Ricochet as the first ever AEW National Champion!
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Turns out getting real high then playing D&D while listening to NIN was an extremely great idea.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Turns out getting real high then playing D&D while listening to NIN was an extremely great idea.
GottDAMN the Running Man remake is fire. FIRE, I SAY!
Hot take though: I don't get the Glen Powell hype in general. He's okay.
Hot take though: I don't get the Glen Powell hype in general. He's okay.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
GottDAMN the Running Man remake is fire. FIRE, I SAY!
Hot take though: I don't get the Glen Powell hype in general. He's okay.
Hot take though: I don't get the Glen Powell hype in general. He's okay.