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It is imperative that we be given preference over these mendicants. Marduk commands it.
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The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
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Seafood spread and ice sculpture at Mar-a-Lago as Trump continues to starve poor children
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Seafood spread and ice sculpture at Mar-a-Lago as Trump continues to starve poor children
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I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
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Marc Elias’ Democracy Docket has quietly become a pro-democracy media force, expanding its newsroom to 20 staffers as it surpasses 50,000 paid subscribers.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/democracy-...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/democracy-...
The Democracy Rocket
Marc Elias’s Democracy Docket has quietly become a pro-democracy media force, expanding its newsroom to 20 staffers as it surpasses 50,000 paid subscribers.
www.status.news
August 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Marc Elias’ Democracy Docket has quietly become a pro-democracy media force, expanding its newsroom to 20 staffers as it surpasses 50,000 paid subscribers.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/democracy-...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/democracy-...
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I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is.
This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
August 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is.
This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
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Jesus Christ.
If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now
If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now
August 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jesus Christ.
If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now
If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now
Conservatives are the ones who have always been the biggest snowflakes.
August 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Conservatives are the ones who have always been the biggest snowflakes.
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same guy who modeled the boomers as returning to the workforce in the millions as they age into their 70s/80s
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
same guy who modeled the boomers as returning to the workforce in the millions as they age into their 70s/80s
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An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me
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If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
August 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
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Current state of affairs:
August 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Current state of affairs:
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Drowned out: While Texans beg for help, the GOP redraws the map to cheat.
The purpose of the special session wasn’t about flood relief. It was about stealing elections.
Let me make it plain: Over 100 dead. Flood victims plead for help. Republicans were busy rigging maps for Trump.
The purpose of the special session wasn’t about flood relief. It was about stealing elections.
Let me make it plain: Over 100 dead. Flood victims plead for help. Republicans were busy rigging maps for Trump.
August 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Drowned out: While Texans beg for help, the GOP redraws the map to cheat.
The purpose of the special session wasn’t about flood relief. It was about stealing elections.
Let me make it plain: Over 100 dead. Flood victims plead for help. Republicans were busy rigging maps for Trump.
The purpose of the special session wasn’t about flood relief. It was about stealing elections.
Let me make it plain: Over 100 dead. Flood victims plead for help. Republicans were busy rigging maps for Trump.
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The current president’s lawsuit is one of the most disingenuous pieces of litigation I’ve ever seen. The lawsuit, for the Wall Street Journal’s story *this week* about the current president, identifies “President Donald J. Trump” as a “private citizen.” (Thread)
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The current president’s lawsuit is one of the most disingenuous pieces of litigation I’ve ever seen. The lawsuit, for the Wall Street Journal’s story *this week* about the current president, identifies “President Donald J. Trump” as a “private citizen.” (Thread)
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This is what you voted for⁉️
Detainees treated like violent criminals. Moved from cage to cage at 3 a.m. and sleep-deprived. Only 3 minutes to eat. Bathrooms three times a week. No towel to dry off after a shower and growing fungus on their bodies.
Listen to this once. Then listen to it again.
Detainees treated like violent criminals. Moved from cage to cage at 3 a.m. and sleep-deprived. Only 3 minutes to eat. Bathrooms three times a week. No towel to dry off after a shower and growing fungus on their bodies.
Listen to this once. Then listen to it again.
July 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is what you voted for⁉️
Detainees treated like violent criminals. Moved from cage to cage at 3 a.m. and sleep-deprived. Only 3 minutes to eat. Bathrooms three times a week. No towel to dry off after a shower and growing fungus on their bodies.
Listen to this once. Then listen to it again.
Detainees treated like violent criminals. Moved from cage to cage at 3 a.m. and sleep-deprived. Only 3 minutes to eat. Bathrooms three times a week. No towel to dry off after a shower and growing fungus on their bodies.
Listen to this once. Then listen to it again.
Every Republican representative regarding Medicaid:
July 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Every Republican representative regarding Medicaid:
Trump never was a billionaire. It's been a grift from the beginning.
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump never was a billionaire. It's been a grift from the beginning.
Give a Nobel Peace Prize to Joe Biden and
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Give a Nobel Peace Prize to Joe Biden and
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I also declare a ceasefire. Did it work this time?
June 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I also declare a ceasefire. Did it work this time?
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a woman from tiktok sat on a plane behind matt gaetz and captured some interesting texts between him and his mother:
June 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
a woman from tiktok sat on a plane behind matt gaetz and captured some interesting texts between him and his mother:
Are the Biohazards okay?
June 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Are the Biohazards okay?