Pretzel Town 🥨
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It is imperative that we be given preference over these mendicants. Marduk commands it.
Conservatives are the ones who have always been the biggest snowflakes.
August 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Conservatives are the ones who have always been the biggest snowflakes.
Current state of affairs:
August 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Current state of affairs:
Every Republican representative regarding Medicaid:
July 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Every Republican representative regarding Medicaid:
Trump never was a billionaire. It's been a grift from the beginning.
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump never was a billionaire. It's been a grift from the beginning.
The ceasefires are just the times in between firing where they're loading more missiles
June 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The ceasefires are just the times in between firing where they're loading more missiles
Are the Biohazards okay?
June 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Are the Biohazards okay?
White guy wearing a Hamas armband and Islamic jihad headband with a Mexican flag... Nice try MAGA morons
June 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
White guy wearing a Hamas armband and Islamic jihad headband with a Mexican flag... Nice try MAGA morons
(L)eaf
(O) shape
(V)ictory through Sacrifice
(E)xtinction/End of Times
(O) shape
(V)ictory through Sacrifice
(E)xtinction/End of Times
May 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
(L)eaf
(O) shape
(V)ictory through Sacrifice
(E)xtinction/End of Times
(O) shape
(V)ictory through Sacrifice
(E)xtinction/End of Times
Drill baby, drill!
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Drill baby, drill!
Pretty soon people aren't going to understand this joke.
April 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pretty soon people aren't going to understand this joke.
The FSU shooter has been identified as 20 year old Phoenix Ikner. He's a registered Republican and what looks to be a violent religious nutjob.
MAGA morons are already trying to spin it due to a photo and statement he made at a Trump protest as an ONLOOKER. They're trying to say he was a protester.
MAGA morons are already trying to spin it due to a photo and statement he made at a Trump protest as an ONLOOKER. They're trying to say he was a protester.
April 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The FSU shooter has been identified as 20 year old Phoenix Ikner. He's a registered Republican and what looks to be a violent religious nutjob.
MAGA morons are already trying to spin it due to a photo and statement he made at a Trump protest as an ONLOOKER. They're trying to say he was a protester.
MAGA morons are already trying to spin it due to a photo and statement he made at a Trump protest as an ONLOOKER. They're trying to say he was a protester.
Republicans are even trying to defund healthcare for eagles!
April 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Republicans are even trying to defund healthcare for eagles!
Why can't we understand it y'all? MAGA are the dumbest people alive.
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Why can't we understand it y'all? MAGA are the dumbest people alive.
