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Tim Woodman, Professional Villain. Somebody's gotta do it.
you can find all my content at www.provillain.com/provillain but be warned a LOT of it is pretty dark and creepy!
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"I am so deeply sorry to anyone I offended with my attendance at the game"

They're making sex workers apologize for existing in society.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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You should jerk off daily, or at the very least a few times per week. It’s better for you than this weird woowoo nofap incel shit. Dudes who practice semen retention smell bad. Trust me, I’m an expert in this field.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Check out a couple more of the upcoming presentations for #SexPosCon26!

Join us *Virtually* Feb. 21-22!
sexposcon.com/registration

Learn about sponsoring parts of the conference, Student Research Awards, and more at SexPosCon.com

#SexPosCon #PositiveSexualityConference
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
There's nothing wrong with portraying immoral/illegal acts in porn. Hollywood does it all the time. People get off in it. But only we, who are doing it ethically and honestly, get in trouble for it. Make THAT make sense
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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My birthday is on Saturday & we are SO close to reaching the next goal on ThatFetishGirl's memberships. If you'd like to do something nice for me for my birthday please consider signing up or renewing a membership. Let's be honest, you're getting hella benefits outta this too 😘
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
My birthday is in 14 days. I want what every rational person wants: This nightmare to end with the public painful death of those responsible and as little other loss of life as possible. And maybe some tequila. Please and thank you
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
My birthday is in 18 days. I want what every rational person wants: This nightmare to end with the public painful death of those responsible and as little other loss of life as possible. And maybe some tequila. Please and thank you
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I dunno exactly why but it feels super problematic when I have sex dreams about my co workers 😶 #VillainsLife
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Interesting how "money is no object" becomes "completely ghosted" when I ask for a deposit 🙃
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Posted with consent from my anonymous play partner who isn't in the industry but totally could be!
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Unpopular Opinion: I just don't find holiday themed porn to be even slightly erotic.
Unpopular Opinion #2: it's okay to have an unpopular opinion, just don't be upset when people disagree
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I am so exhausted with constantly being told American exceptionalism is real and that we can accomplish anything

Apparently, can build the tallest buildings in the world, we can create the best tech, we can create the most wealth

But we can't give ppl medicine and food and housing?? Tf?
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I SURVIVED WHAMAGGEDDON!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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If you're looking for some festive Christmas damsels (like bondage legend @stacyburke.bsky.social ) just click here: www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Aberlour Speyside 12 y/o single malt, Cointreau Noir, Luxardo cherry, in a chipped holiday mug. Now to watch Hogfather as tradition mandates @brewtblacklist.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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DENVER - I have available for exactly ONE date, on 12/26!

If you'd like to go out together, now is your chance! DM me and let's set something up! :)

(Please note, this is a PLATONIC date and must be 100% in public)
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
As of today, Sweetie and I have been Sweeties for 30 years! I am more infatuated with her every day. She is truly the best person I have ever known 😍😍😍😍😍 My fondest hope is to look back on this as "the first 30"
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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4’8, redhead, from 🇮🇪, introverted, likes older men. Would I have a chance with you…?
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Casamigos Anejo, Ferrand Dry Curacao, lime, dash of dark maple syrup in an Opus and Bill Holiday mug with a chip in it. As the Season requires.
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh my GOD I shot my eye out!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm never prepared for the emotional toll when December hits and clipsales PLUMMET and I haven't had a day's work since October 🫤 #VillainsLife
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tequila will always be my favorite, but I do love the way rum takes my lower back pain away
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM