Jay R-Woard
@protobirth.bsky.social
What kind of magpie keeps this notebook?
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Jay R-Woard
@protobirth.bsky.social
· Sep 13
(walking up to a dude i’ve never spoken to at the bus stop on his phone) Whats good playboy how are you on this splendorous Saturday
It seems as if everything has been going downhill at a terrifying speed since I lost my Daicon Ultraman kinkeshi…
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It seems as if everything has been going downhill at a terrifying speed since I lost my Daicon Ultraman kinkeshi…
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one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
August 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
dude don’t even worry. i’m doing a satirical reading of the incantation, i don’t think That Invoked will even like, hear it or tune in to it or whatever. it definitely won’t see it, it’s supposed to be blind, or lying awake having never seen light or rest. i can’t “stir it” it’s not resting chill tf
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
dude don’t even worry. i’m doing a satirical reading of the incantation, i don’t think That Invoked will even like, hear it or tune in to it or whatever. it definitely won’t see it, it’s supposed to be blind, or lying awake having never seen light or rest. i can’t “stir it” it’s not resting chill tf
Garnish & Entree. i like the kind thats heavier on entree but garnish is 🔥 too
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Garnish & Entree. i like the kind thats heavier on entree but garnish is 🔥 too
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admit yourself a little bit of pretense its okay
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
admit yourself a little bit of pretense its okay
who, me? i’m just making my gay little cup of coffee
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
who, me? i’m just making my gay little cup of coffee
mankind isnt gonna have any interest in shoes stores if today in the near future.
we will all grow and walk on a big toenail we develop
we will all grow and walk on a big toenail we develop
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
mankind isnt gonna have any interest in shoes stores if today in the near future.
we will all grow and walk on a big toenail we develop
we will all grow and walk on a big toenail we develop
if you steadily consume/have access to tums or pepto bismol you can overcome most ailments and hardships physical and mental.
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if you steadily consume/have access to tums or pepto bismol you can overcome most ailments and hardships physical and mental.
think something is wrong with my lung. or my back
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
think something is wrong with my lung. or my back
posting a bunch of concerning shit really late and no one gafs is so fire
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
posting a bunch of concerning shit really late and no one gafs is so fire
if ur wondering how shits been in my world its like this
October 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
if ur wondering how shits been in my world its like this
hmm, perhaps in my focus in compartmentalizing sober dogma, i uncritically embraced carceral conditioning. well, whatever, at least i’m less of a bitch and not a drip!
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hmm, perhaps in my focus in compartmentalizing sober dogma, i uncritically embraced carceral conditioning. well, whatever, at least i’m less of a bitch and not a drip!
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Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA?
Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time
Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive
Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds
Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time
Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive
Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds
April 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA?
Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time
Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive
Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds
Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time
Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive
Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds
been on my “all men are brothers” shi in a way you will probably never understabd
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
been on my “all men are brothers” shi in a way you will probably never understabd
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Still can’t get over that someone who signed this is literally named “Space Ship”
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Still can’t get over that someone who signed this is literally named “Space Ship”
bring on the fucking pain!!! WOOO!
September 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
bring on the fucking pain!!! WOOO!
why is everyone talking about the rapture. what the fuck is happenin on the news
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
why is everyone talking about the rapture. what the fuck is happenin on the news
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mokey mokey ˚₊‧꒰ა —_— ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
September 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
mokey mokey ˚₊‧꒰ა —_— ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
got some anker bluetooth earbuds on sale because my stupid fucking obsolete lightning dongle broke and i hate to say it these totally rock. they have the touch control shit, i should hate them, but they’re really good. i’m sorry wire nation. i’m sorry to china nation and their IEM market also
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
got some anker bluetooth earbuds on sale because my stupid fucking obsolete lightning dongle broke and i hate to say it these totally rock. they have the touch control shit, i should hate them, but they’re really good. i’m sorry wire nation. i’m sorry to china nation and their IEM market also
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my gyre: Wide
my falcon: Unhearing
my blood-dimm'd tide: Loosed
ROUGHBEASTCON: 1
my falcon: Unhearing
my blood-dimm'd tide: Loosed
ROUGHBEASTCON: 1
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
my gyre: Wide
my falcon: Unhearing
my blood-dimm'd tide: Loosed
ROUGHBEASTCON: 1
my falcon: Unhearing
my blood-dimm'd tide: Loosed
ROUGHBEASTCON: 1
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This is what solidarity looks like!
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is what solidarity looks like!
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Square-Enix scanned the original Chrono Trigger production artworks and made a video containing very very close-up shots of them. an opportunity to see Toriyama linework/colorwork in such fine detail is a real treasure www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDI_...
クロノ・トリガー時を超えるキャラクター キャンペーン
YouTube video by スクウェア・エニックス
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Square-Enix scanned the original Chrono Trigger production artworks and made a video containing very very close-up shots of them. an opportunity to see Toriyama linework/colorwork in such fine detail is a real treasure www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDI_...
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basically all that matters is balling and grinding (my fists and teeth)
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
basically all that matters is balling and grinding (my fists and teeth)
(guy who gets stronger the more people think he’s a feckless asshole) maybe things are gonna work out alright!
September 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
(guy who gets stronger the more people think he’s a feckless asshole) maybe things are gonna work out alright!