Nate the Metroid Stan 🏍️
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Why are you reading this when you could be watching #SEVERANCE
The US Dictator-In-Chief/ #1 Epstein client is purposely ruining every American's life to directly enrich his own. Never forget what you see these next four years.
The US Dictator-In-Chief/ #1 Epstein client is purposely ruining every American's life to directly enrich his own. Never forget what you see these next four years.
Pinned
Best thing about going to Atlantic City: this absolute chonker.
Tony Baloney's is truly on another level, but their Swinefighter pizza, topped with 4 lbs of pepperoni and a a sauce made with the grease from said pepperoni, is a straight-up masterpiece. Took a week off my life but a week well spent!
Tony Baloney's is truly on another level, but their Swinefighter pizza, topped with 4 lbs of pepperoni and a a sauce made with the grease from said pepperoni, is a straight-up masterpiece. Took a week off my life but a week well spent!
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Fuck Trump.
Still looking for answers as to why the main theme from Saw used the Little Mermaid melody
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Still looking for answers as to why the main theme from Saw used the Little Mermaid melody
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Daily Reminder.
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Daily Reminder.
Please for the love of god, sundown faster
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Please for the love of god, sundown faster
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Fuck Trump.
Big perk of having a friend who lives in Minneapolis: the ability to personally congratulate someone on their Nobel Peace Prize nomination
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Big perk of having a friend who lives in Minneapolis: the ability to personally congratulate someone on their Nobel Peace Prize nomination
Don't worry guys, we stopped making pennies so this entire regime is worth it
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Don't worry guys, we stopped making pennies so this entire regime is worth it
I just got Jerrified, y'all! An honor Elon will never get
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I just got Jerrified, y'all! An honor Elon will never get
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Fuck Trump.
The new Muppet Show is so true to the original that I only cringed twice. Truly wonderful
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The new Muppet Show is so true to the original that I only cringed twice. Truly wonderful
JD Vance is proof that debate club ruins American discourse
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
JD Vance is proof that debate club ruins American discourse
If GTA VI actually gets announced for this thing like some unironically expect, I will draw everyone who likes this a picture
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If GTA VI actually gets announced for this thing like some unironically expect, I will draw everyone who likes this a picture
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Elon Musk's net worth just hit $800 billion. How?
One of his corporations acquired another one of his corporations.
Meanwhile, Elon's companies pay next to nothing in federal income taxes and get billions of dollars in government contracts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
One of his corporations acquired another one of his corporations.
Meanwhile, Elon's companies pay next to nothing in federal income taxes and get billions of dollars in government contracts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Elon Musk's net worth just hit $800 billion. How?
One of his corporations acquired another one of his corporations.
Meanwhile, Elon's companies pay next to nothing in federal income taxes and get billions of dollars in government contracts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
One of his corporations acquired another one of his corporations.
Meanwhile, Elon's companies pay next to nothing in federal income taxes and get billions of dollars in government contracts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
Hoping to hear some good news about Mitch McConnell 🙏
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Hoping to hear some good news about Mitch McConnell 🙏
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NEW: We’re launching Local Listeners, a new voter contact program to engage 1+ million infrequent voters in key districts and states ahead of the midterms.
We’re building Democratic power for the 2026 elections and beyond.
We’re building Democratic power for the 2026 elections and beyond.
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
NEW: We’re launching Local Listeners, a new voter contact program to engage 1+ million infrequent voters in key districts and states ahead of the midterms.
We’re building Democratic power for the 2026 elections and beyond.
We’re building Democratic power for the 2026 elections and beyond.
The Pac-Man World 3 Re-Pac copium begins now
A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The Pac-Man World 3 Re-Pac copium begins now
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump
Fuck Trump.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Fuck Trump.
Coincidentally, Noem's department of homeland security is an embarrassment trainwreck of cruelty and fascism, and every high ranking official within it needs to be arrested
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Coincidentally, Noem's department of homeland security is an embarrassment trainwreck of cruelty and fascism, and every high ranking official within it needs to be arrested
I must have missed Sesame Street's pro-racebaiting episode
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I must have missed Sesame Street's pro-racebaiting episode
Fuck Trump
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trump.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Fuck Trump
The realization that if Jeffery Epstein's life of atrocity wasn't discovered until now, he would not even get arrested
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The realization that if Jeffery Epstein's life of atrocity wasn't discovered until now, he would not even get arrested
Who needs Groundhog Day when you have every fucking day of the news cycle
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Who needs Groundhog Day when you have every fucking day of the news cycle
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CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
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