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Why are you reading this when you could be watching #SEVERANCE

The US Dictator-In-Chief/ #1 Epstein client is purposely ruining every American's life to directly enrich his own. Never forget what you see these next four years.
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Still yet to find anything that beats the immediate euphoric sensation of finally remembering what song that melody stuck in your head is from
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Youtube Communities are the most annoying thing currently on the app. It's nothing but children posting incoherent nothingness. Ha ha ha, it's very fun to bash children
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
But the other main character is billions of men mentally tied together and fewer women so it balances out
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Big Brother tells you to listen to him over reality yet again
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Let's all agree now to not read the shitty ass book she'll release in a few years
Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One less maga horror to worry about. Boebert next plz
Marjorie Taylor Green says shes leaving congress on January 5th... 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I take every road closure personally
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen, deliverayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The episode just came out but holy shit that cameo is actually real
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Me: 110 Tails?

Officer: Ah, a man of culture. No ticket for you, goodbye
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Is Pluribus the new Severance? Nah, but it's helping tide me over
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Well now the death post has gotta be "piggy's finally quiet"
Planning the post I'm gonna make when he dies, right now I'm feeling this:

"Jacob Marley warned Scrooge that the chains he'd carry as a ghost would be longer than Marley's own. Trump's chains are ten times longer than that."
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dear Mr. Dictator,

How do you manage to be so pathetically thin-skinned as the most undeservedly advantaged person on the planet? I know you're only keeping up the POTUS charade to stay out of jail and keep the bribes flowing, but at least realize you have no integrity left whatsoever. Take a joke.
He hasn’t given up on getting Kimmel off the air
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear Mr. Dictator,

Hiw do manage to be so pathetically thin-skinned as the most undeservedly advantaged person on the planet? I know you're only keeping up the POTUS charade to stay out of jail and keep the bribes flowing, but at least realize you have no integrity left whatsoever. Take a damn joke
He hasn’t given up on getting Kimmel off the air
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ew....corner ridges
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My girlfriend likes falling asleep with her phone in her hand hanging just off the bed, so it drops and wakes her up. It's a great alarm, try it yourself!
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oh good, I love black rectangles the length of "Donald Trump"
BREAKING: President Trump has just signed the Epstein bill into law as he claims that many Democrats will likely be implicated and also that the whole thing is a hoax.

Judging from this rant, I think he’s pretty nervous.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Metroid
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not Switch 2 exclusive but it has mouse support so I'll take it

youtu.be/0y7u30lB47Y?...
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Woooo wish this had a chance of actually leading to something. Sadly it's a meaningless gesture and they know it
The House has passed the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's worth remembering that political figures are not people with nuanced views. They are brands. MTG did not have some change of heart. Her media team decided it was time to farm clout by turning on maga. It's all cynical, calculated corporate manipulation. Probably even hoped for the death threats
Marjorie Taylor Greene Implied Trump is a “Traitor”

Greene said Trump’s fight against the Epstein files “has ripped MAGA apart”

meidasnews.com/news/marjori...
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM