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The surest sign that crypto and AI are scams is that the biggest dipshits on the planet are making bank on it
"America’s wealthiest tech billionaires added more than $550bn to their combined net worth this year, as they benefit from an investor frenzy around leading artificial intelligence companies."
AI boom adds $500bn to net worth of US tech billionaires in 2025
Elon Musk stays on top as Nvidia’s Jensen Huang powers up the rankings on an AI-fuelled surge in fortunes
giftarticle.ft.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The surest sign that crypto and AI are scams is that the biggest dipshits on the planet are making bank on it
When I say "everything's a controversy" I mean people have gotten mad about a color and a font this week. What are we doing?
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When I say "everything's a controversy" I mean people have gotten mad about a color and a font this week. What are we doing?
When you want to explore a city but your train leaves in 8 seconds
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When you want to explore a city but your train leaves in 8 seconds
The only kind of misses who will have anything to do with him.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The only kind of misses who will have anything to do with him.
Ladies and gentlemen, the country Trump is handing over Europe's future to:
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the country Trump is handing over Europe's future to:
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
How dare you act like FIFA just "made up" this peace prize. FIFA--a league where every single game a player receives a crippling, life threatening injury and miraculously recovers to join the next play--would never do such a thing.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
How dare you act like FIFA just "made up" this peace prize. FIFA--a league where every single game a player receives a crippling, life threatening injury and miraculously recovers to join the next play--would never do such a thing.
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In the sixth month
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In the sixth month
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
The Trump admin says they are murdering people because we are in a literal war with drug traffickers. He pardoned a guy that trafficked 400 tons of cocaine into the country. Aiding & abetting the other side in a war is literally treason. When we say he's a treasonous POS, this is what we mean, MAGA
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Trump admin says they are murdering people because we are in a literal war with drug traffickers. He pardoned a guy that trafficked 400 tons of cocaine into the country. Aiding & abetting the other side in a war is literally treason. When we say he's a treasonous POS, this is what we mean, MAGA
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How about this for a new amendment?
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How about this for a new amendment?
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
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if i worked in a White House with an elderly and ailing president who had a hard time staying awake, i would simply recommend against having 3 hour cabinet meetings that are boring af and pointless and best remembered for the fact said president is sleeping on camera
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if i worked in a White House with an elderly and ailing president who had a hard time staying awake, i would simply recommend against having 3 hour cabinet meetings that are boring af and pointless and best remembered for the fact said president is sleeping on camera
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Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
May I present my 28-point peace plan for the Russia/Ukraine conflict:
1) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
2) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
3) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
4) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
5) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
6) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
7) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
...
28) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
1) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
2) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
3) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
4) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
5) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
6) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
7) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
...
28) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
May I present my 28-point peace plan for the Russia/Ukraine conflict:
1) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
2) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
3) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
4) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
5) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
6) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
7) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
...
28) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
1) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
2) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
3) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
4) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
5) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
6) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
7) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
...
28) Russia GTFO of Ukraine
Time to eat these eight bowls of Cheerios to get my cholesterol down before tomorrow morning's physical
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Time to eat these eight bowls of Cheerios to get my cholesterol down before tomorrow morning's physical
With polls showing that 3% of Democrats still support Trump--imagine still belonging to a party that is absolute dogshit at politics, but also supporting a guy who is good at politics but as evil as Satan himself. The weakest of sauce.
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
With polls showing that 3% of Democrats still support Trump--imagine still belonging to a party that is absolute dogshit at politics, but also supporting a guy who is good at politics but as evil as Satan himself. The weakest of sauce.
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
Please be sure to not repost the fact that BBC didn't call the most nakedly corrupt politician in US history the most openly corrupt president in US history. The most openly corrupt president in US history made corrupt threats to prevent people from discovering his open corruption.
NEWS --> BBC confirms to me that they did edit a line out of historian @rutgerbregman.com's speech. It called Trump "the most openly corrupt president in US history."
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump’s Fury at BBC Gets Unnerving Results with Pro-MAGA Edit Stunner
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Please be sure to not repost the fact that BBC didn't call the most nakedly corrupt politician in US history the most openly corrupt president in US history. The most openly corrupt president in US history made corrupt threats to prevent people from discovering his open corruption.
The GOP would say this is a failure of the Dems' ACA. OK, so what? You're in charge. Dems have to fix the economy after every GOP president. You think the ACA is the problem? Use your government trifecta and do something other than protect pedophiles.
People are finding out their monthly health insurance costs will double or even TRIPLE next year, putting them at risk for going bankrupt all so Trump can give tax cuts to his billionaire buddies. Disgusting.
#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The GOP would say this is a failure of the Dems' ACA. OK, so what? You're in charge. Dems have to fix the economy after every GOP president. You think the ACA is the problem? Use your government trifecta and do something other than protect pedophiles.
I haven't changed an LED lightbulb in at least a year.
We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I haven't changed an LED lightbulb in at least a year.
I'm not too broken up over Trump and Vance not being invited to Cheney's big send off. I figure they'll get to see him at Hell's after party soon enough.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm not too broken up over Trump and Vance not being invited to Cheney's big send off. I figure they'll get to see him at Hell's after party soon enough.
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Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Just going to go ahead and go on record: I don't think Marjorie Taylor Greene should be killed and I bet nobody else who doesn't support Donald Trump wants her killed, either.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just going to go ahead and go on record: I don't think Marjorie Taylor Greene should be killed and I bet nobody else who doesn't support Donald Trump wants her killed, either.
TIL that there is a University of New Orleans, that they have a basketball team, and that while there is a professional UNO league it is not mired in scandal (yet)
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
TIL that there is a University of New Orleans, that they have a basketball team, and that while there is a professional UNO league it is not mired in scandal (yet)