GF and I each have the cheap ass Samsung from Best Buy and it works great; starts instantly and isn't very loud at all

The Democrats wanted an easy punching bag they could run against in 2024 more than they wanted to protect the country.

Imagine if we could treat mass murder with the same urgency as a trans woman finishing fourth at an amateur swim meet.

Donald Trump is just fine with his cult members being violent, psychotic menaces (mostly because he himself is one).

Beyond the Nazi rhetoric, the poster makes no damn sense. There's no healthcare in the picture? Why is the Grinch stealing a pair of handcuffs? Why did they just slap a photo of an arrest on the picture? Does that mean the guy didn't get away with stealing the "healthcare" (whatever tf that means?)

Which party is obsessed with making women have as many babies as possible? Complaining about a "left" term that's clearly a right-wing talking point, to a "lefty" pundit who's somewhere to the right of George W Bush.

*white people can include any shade as long as you're rich and corrupt enough

A single, solitary, brave journalist needs to ask this bozo to name, without any diversions into other topics, the 8 wars he's ended. Even if there were 8 (as opposed to worsening 1 and starting another), I guarantee you he couldn't name 16 countries that were in conflict when he took office.

"America needs air traffic controllers."

"Best I can do is making you dress for church in the 1970s so you can do exercises you hated in middle school."

Plot twist: The detective asked ChatGPT if it had a theory and the answer was "Detective, you are doing a great job following up on no clues. Good job!"

I want their kids to be fed. They also want their kids to be fed. The difference is that their feelings about MY kids range from "dgaf about their wellbeing" to "want to kill them b/c they are an abomination." So I'm done with pretending the things we have in common matter.

Is this a metaphor for RFK, Jr., being excited to find a bogus study linking the vaccines to autism?

Guarding our coast does seem like a better use of resources than puttering around off Venezuela's.

That's where they went wrong. If you want to move drugs into America and get away with it you gotta move weight. Think 400 tons of cocaine. Create an entire new class of addictive painkillers but pretend they're harmless. Build the dark web to facilitate P2P illicit shipping.

I want the audiobook to be read by Michael and Peter, with each one taking over when the reader collapses from wheeze-laughing.