Chris Blankenship
@professortuba.bsky.social
Leaving Bluesky in the near future. Hit me up via DM to connect elsewhere. Love y’all.
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Happy 2026 friends; sorry that I've been vacant on here. At the end of last year, I purposely downgraded from an iPhone to an old-school flip phone, and while it hasn't fixed all my problems, it's definitely made my brain considerably happier. So I'm not really anywhere online lately because --
Happy 2026 friends; sorry that I've been vacant on here. At the end of last year, I purposely downgraded from an iPhone to an old-school flip phone, and while it hasn't fixed all my problems, it's definitely made my brain considerably happier. So I'm not really anywhere online lately because --
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Happy 2026 friends; sorry that I've been vacant on here. At the end of last year, I purposely downgraded from an iPhone to an old-school flip phone, and while it hasn't fixed all my problems, it's definitely made my brain considerably happier. So I'm not really anywhere online lately because --
@jovialstarfish.bzky.team My brain (and old YT watch recs) told me that you needed this tonight:
youtu.be/hT2pL4FNlpI?...
youtu.be/hT2pL4FNlpI?...
St. James Infirmary - Hugh Laurie
YouTube video by Vitor Siqueira
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
@jovialstarfish.bzky.team My brain (and old YT watch recs) told me that you needed this tonight:
youtu.be/hT2pL4FNlpI?...
youtu.be/hT2pL4FNlpI?...
"It is sometimes necessary to yell 'BAKUSHIIIIIIN' as loud as possible to hype yourself up."
- Anonymous Wise Person
- Anonymous Wise Person
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"It is sometimes necessary to yell 'BAKUSHIIIIIIN' as loud as possible to hype yourself up."
- Anonymous Wise Person
- Anonymous Wise Person
Blessed Yule and Happy Solstice to one and all! 🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄
And I just realized I forgot to post at the start of it, but Io Saturnalia!
And I just realized I forgot to post at the start of it, but Io Saturnalia!
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Blessed Yule and Happy Solstice to one and all! 🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄
And I just realized I forgot to post at the start of it, but Io Saturnalia!
And I just realized I forgot to post at the start of it, but Io Saturnalia!
idk what year I can be, but I dedicated a large portion of my time in college to writing/arranging band music for literal piecemeal bags setups. If those kids need music but nothing on the market fits their setup, please feel free to reach out and I will --
When my Oldest graduated in ‘21, his band program was down to 8 kids due to administrative decisions made when he was in 5th grade that discouraged kids from being in band.
There are now 19 kids in the high school band and 21 in junior high.
There are now 19 kids in the high school band and 21 in junior high.
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
idk what year I can be, but I dedicated a large portion of my time in college to writing/arranging band music for literal piecemeal bags setups. If those kids need music but nothing on the market fits their setup, please feel free to reach out and I will --
I’m tired of constantly fighting this burnout y’all…
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m tired of constantly fighting this burnout y’all…
@jovialstarfish.bzky.team needs to step up her game. At 10k followers, she will eat a baker’s dozen of Chevy Tahoes!
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@jovialstarfish.bzky.team needs to step up her game. At 10k followers, she will eat a baker’s dozen of Chevy Tahoes!
Allow me to stir y’all’s memories this morning.
Remember when cars had an overdrive button on the shifter?
Btw, how are your knees this morning? Drinking enough water? Getting enough fiber?
Remember when cars had an overdrive button on the shifter?
Btw, how are your knees this morning? Drinking enough water? Getting enough fiber?
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Allow me to stir y’all’s memories this morning.
Remember when cars had an overdrive button on the shifter?
Btw, how are your knees this morning? Drinking enough water? Getting enough fiber?
Remember when cars had an overdrive button on the shifter?
Btw, how are your knees this morning? Drinking enough water? Getting enough fiber?
@riverboatjack.bsky.social you/stream has ruined me. I can’t wait for an elevator without singing “Hit the button, hit the goddamn button” in my head every single time.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@riverboatjack.bsky.social you/stream has ruined me. I can’t wait for an elevator without singing “Hit the button, hit the goddamn button” in my head every single time.
Spotify Wrapped? Am I a fuckin’ dinosaur for still using Pandora? Oh gods, my knees….
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Spotify Wrapped? Am I a fuckin’ dinosaur for still using Pandora? Oh gods, my knees….
Getting *just* a little snow out there this morning. Yinz drive safely aht there, it’s slippy!
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Getting *just* a little snow out there this morning. Yinz drive safely aht there, it’s slippy!
For those who may face a hard day tomorrow — for whatever reason — your reasons are valid. And also, I’m your family now, you are safe and valid at this table.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
For those who may face a hard day tomorrow — for whatever reason — your reasons are valid. And also, I’m your family now, you are safe and valid at this table.
Rarely do I ever tag people, but give roses when they’re overdue I guess. @protonjon.bsky.social I have followed you as a creator since the very beginning. I know shit has never been easy, but I’m proud of you and I appreciate all that you do as a content creator. Keep being you.
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Rarely do I ever tag people, but give roses when they’re overdue I guess. @protonjon.bsky.social I have followed you as a creator since the very beginning. I know shit has never been easy, but I’m proud of you and I appreciate all that you do as a content creator. Keep being you.
EGGNOG IN THE HOUSE. No morning coffee is safe now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
EGGNOG IN THE HOUSE. No morning coffee is safe now.
Don’t know who needs this useful tip for #accessibility but here goes: if you (like me) struggle to open OTC bottles, hit up a pharmacist/tech after you check out. Most techs have a spudger on their workstation thats used to open manufacturer pill bottles, cut paper/foil, etc. But! —
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Don’t know who needs this useful tip for #accessibility but here goes: if you (like me) struggle to open OTC bottles, hit up a pharmacist/tech after you check out. Most techs have a spudger on their workstation thats used to open manufacturer pill bottles, cut paper/foil, etc. But! —
If you’re trans or otherwise have awful trauma associated with family at holidaytime, allow me to say that it’s ok, we’re family now and you’re safe here. Heal, stay hydrated, eat as much stuffing or pecan pie as you want, and remember that you are loved.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you’re trans or otherwise have awful trauma associated with family at holidaytime, allow me to say that it’s ok, we’re family now and you’re safe here. Heal, stay hydrated, eat as much stuffing or pecan pie as you want, and remember that you are loved.
Reposted by Chris Blankenship
another beautiful morning to say FUCK ICE
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
another beautiful morning to say FUCK ICE
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
At this point in my life, I don’t even want to buy a home. I just wanna live and die with a modicum of comfort, and maybe, like, 30% happiness.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
At this point in my life, I don’t even want to buy a home. I just wanna live and die with a modicum of comfort, and maybe, like, 30% happiness.
Me, this time of year every year, without fail:
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me, this time of year every year, without fail:
Me, to my Executive Function on any given day:
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing next to a fire hydrant and says that 's okay take your time
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing next to a fire hydrant and says “that's okay, take your time.” In context of the episode, Patrick and SpongeBob are searching for the real Squidward. In context of this post, it’s self-referential of me trying to coax my executive function to work.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me, to my Executive Function on any given day:
#FuckChuck
@schumer.senate.gov why don’t you go write some more strongly-worded letters instead of lubing up to fuck the American people? Are you fucking for real?
@schumer.senate.gov why don’t you go write some more strongly-worded letters instead of lubing up to fuck the American people? Are you fucking for real?
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
#FuckChuck
@schumer.senate.gov why don’t you go write some more strongly-worded letters instead of lubing up to fuck the American people? Are you fucking for real?
@schumer.senate.gov why don’t you go write some more strongly-worded letters instead of lubing up to fuck the American people? Are you fucking for real?
We need to primary every one of these traitorous fuckbags and get them out of office ASAP.
Call them. Tell them not to surrender.
And if that doesn’t work, try 202-224-3121
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We need to primary every one of these traitorous fuckbags and get them out of office ASAP.
Put me in coach, I think I can do better than Fetterman. At least I wouldn’t betray the well-being of Pennsylvanians and Americans.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Put me in coach, I think I can do better than Fetterman. At least I wouldn’t betray the well-being of Pennsylvanians and Americans.
