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Chris Blankenship
@professortuba.bsky.social
Leaving Bluesky in the near future. Hit me up via DM to connect elsewhere. Love y’all.
CONGLATURATIONS BESTIE!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So what I’m hearing is that we’re finally getting a sequel race with you, NCS, PCULL, and SuperJeenius? See how y’all have improved in Battletoads over the years?
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
— that spudger also doubles as a de-lidder! It gets between the outer lid shell and the inner lid membrane of OTC pill bottles and removes the outer shell. No more “squeeze/press down to open!” It *can* be done on your own with scissors but be careful. Err on the side of caution and ask a tech!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Completely believable, no deceit here. Not a foreign bot, and absolutely not associated with the fae either.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Here I’ve been just trying to block by keywords… had no idea there was a tag that encompassed it, too, so thank you for that (now I can add it to my list).
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The alt text: 👨‍🍳🤌
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s cold n’at!
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
EVEN BETTER. LOVE IT.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
After reading this thread, all I can picture is you busting into a room dual-wielding a couple BDs like a Jedi, just swinging them around and making lightsaber noises.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
(Ive been on holiday music since, like, July at least… the insane summer heat always drives me to it)
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why don’t we try replacing directors and CEOs with AI, since they seem to think it’s the solution to everything.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Well that just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. As a librarian that does restoration and archiving on my own time, I’m sickened. Outside of the field, I don’t even trust AI to put together a shopping list for me. How was THIS thought to be a good idea…
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“If I was demonic, I’d still support Dewey.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Life-size Wailord plushie when, Pokémon Company??
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
And if you DO support this list of trash, you are not someone any of us need in our lives.
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oof 😣 I hope you get answers soon then
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM