Professor Fessor 🎮 The Secret of Varonis
@professorfessor.bsky.social
You should play a SaGa game!
Old man talking about old games.
Call me Fessor.
I try to avoid political discussions on this account. @commentatorfessor.bsky.social is for those times I want to speak about them.
Old man talking about old games.
Call me Fessor.
I try to avoid political discussions on this account. @commentatorfessor.bsky.social is for those times I want to speak about them.
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New Year #promosky
SaGa🤖
Retro gaming📺
Original hardware💾
NES🕹️
SNES🎮
Genesis/Mega Drive🦔
SaGa👹
Final Fantasy🗡️
Dragon Quest🛡️
Castlevania🦇
Survivor roguelites🧄
Trails👧
SaGa🤔
Your cat🐱
Your animals🐶🦜🐁🐇🐍🐟
Dumb jokes🙃
SaGa🎉
No politics🙅♂️
These aren’t politics🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️
“Encouraging” people to play SaGa
SaGa🤖
Retro gaming📺
Original hardware💾
NES🕹️
SNES🎮
Genesis/Mega Drive🦔
SaGa👹
Final Fantasy🗡️
Dragon Quest🛡️
Castlevania🦇
Survivor roguelites🧄
Trails👧
SaGa🤔
Your cat🐱
Your animals🐶🦜🐁🐇🐍🐟
Dumb jokes🙃
SaGa🎉
No politics🙅♂️
These aren’t politics🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️
“Encouraging” people to play SaGa
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Ska rules, ice sucks.
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Ska rules, ice sucks.
Day 29 Final Fantasy you want Remade Most
Being honest, there aren't that many remakes I want from the FF series. I'd like to see FFIX but from what I've seen from the Moguri mod I don't know if we really need a full remake.
I do what to see a remaster of the FF13 trilogy to modern machines though
Being honest, there aren't that many remakes I want from the FF series. I'd like to see FFIX but from what I've seen from the Moguri mod I don't know if we really need a full remake.
I do what to see a remaster of the FF13 trilogy to modern machines though
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Day 29 Final Fantasy you want Remade Most
Being honest, there aren't that many remakes I want from the FF series. I'd like to see FFIX but from what I've seen from the Moguri mod I don't know if we really need a full remake.
I do what to see a remaster of the FF13 trilogy to modern machines though
Being honest, there aren't that many remakes I want from the FF series. I'd like to see FFIX but from what I've seen from the Moguri mod I don't know if we really need a full remake.
I do what to see a remaster of the FF13 trilogy to modern machines though
Introduce yourself with 4 songs:
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
Streetlight Manifesto - Somewhere In The Between
Descendants - ‘Merican
Goldfinger - Superman
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
Streetlight Manifesto - Somewhere In The Between
Descendants - ‘Merican
Goldfinger - Superman
Introduce yourself with 4 songs:
Oingo Boingo - No One Lives Forever
Frenzal Rhomb - You Are Not My Friend
Planet Smashers - Too Much Information
Atom & His Package - Lying to You
Oingo Boingo - No One Lives Forever
Frenzal Rhomb - You Are Not My Friend
Planet Smashers - Too Much Information
Atom & His Package - Lying to You
Introduce yourself with 4 songs:
(Only You) Kimi Dake Wo - Mi
F*ck The World - The Queers
The Day Squid's Gerbil Died - Lunachicks
Black Death - Wumpscut
(Only You) Kimi Dake Wo - Mi
F*ck The World - The Queers
The Day Squid's Gerbil Died - Lunachicks
Black Death - Wumpscut
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 songs:
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
Streetlight Manifesto - Somewhere In The Between
Descendants - ‘Merican
Goldfinger - Superman
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
Streetlight Manifesto - Somewhere In The Between
Descendants - ‘Merican
Goldfinger - Superman
Goofy ass weather.
For those of you who don’t speak freedom that’s a low of around -9 tonight and a high around 16.5 Tuesday.
For those of you who don’t speak freedom that’s a low of around -9 tonight and a high around 16.5 Tuesday.
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Goofy ass weather.
For those of you who don’t speak freedom that’s a low of around -9 tonight and a high around 16.5 Tuesday.
For those of you who don’t speak freedom that’s a low of around -9 tonight and a high around 16.5 Tuesday.
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A snow slime draws near!
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
A snow slime draws near!
The best thing about this game is there is a whole ass SNES rom on the cartridge you can access if you play it on a Super Game Boy.
January 31, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The best thing about this game is there is a whole ass SNES rom on the cartridge you can access if you play it on a Super Game Boy.
Borderline political but sharing it anyway because I’m a clever fucker and y’all are gonna appreciate it.
I’m shocked to discover that Microsoft tools are prone to infection…
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Borderline political but sharing it anyway because I’m a clever fucker and y’all are gonna appreciate it.
Yourself but as a cartoon.
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon.
Day 28 Favorite Title Card Artwork
Final Fantasy XI. The message being conveyed is you are not the one true destined hero but part of an army of players. You will succeed when you work with others and not standing alone.
Final Fantasy XI. The message being conveyed is you are not the one true destined hero but part of an army of players. You will succeed when you work with others and not standing alone.
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Day 28 Favorite Title Card Artwork
Final Fantasy XI. The message being conveyed is you are not the one true destined hero but part of an army of players. You will succeed when you work with others and not standing alone.
Final Fantasy XI. The message being conveyed is you are not the one true destined hero but part of an army of players. You will succeed when you work with others and not standing alone.
My attachment to JRPG franchises
💩💩💩💩💩Pokemon
💚💚💚💚💚Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚💚Dragon Quest
💩💩💩💩💩Kingdom Hearts
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Tales
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️Persona
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️SMT
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Xeno
💚💚💚💚⭕️Chrono
💗💗💗💗💗SaGa
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mana
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Ys
💚💚💚💚⭕️Trails/Kiseki
💩💩💩💩💩Pokemon
💚💚💚💚💚Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚💚Dragon Quest
💩💩💩💩💩Kingdom Hearts
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Tales
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️Persona
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️SMT
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Xeno
💚💚💚💚⭕️Chrono
💗💗💗💗💗SaGa
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mana
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Ys
💚💚💚💚⭕️Trails/Kiseki
My attachment to JRPG franchises
💚💚💚💚💚Pokemon
💚💚💚💚⭕️Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚💚Dragon Quest
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Kingdom Hearts
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
💚💚💚💚⭕️Tales
💚💚💚💚⭕️Persona
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️SMT
💚💚💚💚💚Xeno
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Chrono
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️SaGa
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Mana
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚💚Ys
💚💚💚💚💚Trails/Kiseki
💚💚💚💚💚Pokemon
💚💚💚💚⭕️Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚💚Dragon Quest
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Kingdom Hearts
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
💚💚💚💚⭕️Tales
💚💚💚💚⭕️Persona
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️SMT
💚💚💚💚💚Xeno
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Chrono
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️SaGa
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Mana
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚💚Ys
💚💚💚💚💚Trails/Kiseki
My attachment to JRPG franchises
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Pokemon
💚💚💚💚💚Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚⭕️Dragon Quest
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Kingdom Hearts
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
💚💚💚💚⭕️Tales
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Persona
💚💚💚💚💚SMT
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Xeno
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Chrono
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️SaGa
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Mana
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Ys
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Trails/Kiseki
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Pokemon
💚💚💚💚💚Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚⭕️Dragon Quest
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Kingdom Hearts
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
💚💚💚💚⭕️Tales
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Persona
💚💚💚💚💚SMT
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Xeno
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Chrono
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️SaGa
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Mana
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Ys
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Trails/Kiseki
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
My attachment to JRPG franchises
💩💩💩💩💩Pokemon
💚💚💚💚💚Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚💚Dragon Quest
💩💩💩💩💩Kingdom Hearts
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Tales
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️Persona
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️SMT
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Xeno
💚💚💚💚⭕️Chrono
💗💗💗💗💗SaGa
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mana
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Ys
💚💚💚💚⭕️Trails/Kiseki
💩💩💩💩💩Pokemon
💚💚💚💚💚Final Fantasy
⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕️Monster Hunter
💚💚💚💚💚Dragon Quest
💩💩💩💩💩Kingdom Hearts
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Dark Souls
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Tales
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️Persona
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️SMT
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Xeno
💚💚💚💚⭕️Chrono
💗💗💗💗💗SaGa
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mana
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️Ys
💚💚💚💚⭕️Trails/Kiseki
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
You really should play a SaGa game…
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
You really should play a SaGa game…
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January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
You say it’s aged poorly? Hey, maybe.
You say the story is too out there? Hey, maybe.
You say it’s not for you? Understandable.
You say it wasn’t one of the most impactful games of all time? You’re out of your mind.
You say the story is too out there? Hey, maybe.
You say it’s not for you? Understandable.
You say it wasn’t one of the most impactful games of all time? You’re out of your mind.
Final Fantasy VII turns 29 years old tomorrow.
I've seen it called 'overrated', and I know that's common for most popular titles.
But make no mistake, it had an enormous impact on gaming, and it's beloved by so many gamers for good reason. I can't, and won't, diminish it.
FFVII is a masterpiece.
I've seen it called 'overrated', and I know that's common for most popular titles.
But make no mistake, it had an enormous impact on gaming, and it's beloved by so many gamers for good reason. I can't, and won't, diminish it.
FFVII is a masterpiece.
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
You say it’s aged poorly? Hey, maybe.
You say the story is too out there? Hey, maybe.
You say it’s not for you? Understandable.
You say it wasn’t one of the most impactful games of all time? You’re out of your mind.
You say the story is too out there? Hey, maybe.
You say it’s not for you? Understandable.
You say it wasn’t one of the most impactful games of all time? You’re out of your mind.
We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different.
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different.
Day 27: Total Final Fantasy played including remakes and remasters.
Going by various levels of pedantry I could have anywhere from 33 to 92 or even 118 total games played.
My answer is 55.
The rest of this thread will be a detailed breakdown…
Going by various levels of pedantry I could have anywhere from 33 to 92 or even 118 total games played.
My answer is 55.
The rest of this thread will be a detailed breakdown…
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Day 27: Total Final Fantasy played including remakes and remasters.
Going by various levels of pedantry I could have anywhere from 33 to 92 or even 118 total games played.
My answer is 55.
The rest of this thread will be a detailed breakdown…
Going by various levels of pedantry I could have anywhere from 33 to 92 or even 118 total games played.
My answer is 55.
The rest of this thread will be a detailed breakdown…
Post a console you never got to play!
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Post a console you never got to play!
FF7 is getting a new version soon on Steam. If you own the original you will still be able to download it but you won't if you purchase the game after the new version comes out. Who knows if old mods will work with the new version so you might consider getting it if you don't have it.
Only $4.79
Only $4.79
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
FF7 is getting a new version soon on Steam. If you own the original you will still be able to download it but you won't if you purchase the game after the new version comes out. Who knows if old mods will work with the new version so you might consider getting it if you don't have it.
Only $4.79
Only $4.79
I just spent about 2 hours putting together 7 individual posts I’ll post tomorrow as a thread for day 27.
The older you are the more question 27 sucks 🤣
The older you are the more question 27 sucks 🤣
Day 26: Hardest Boss Fight
I hate this question, because all the answers are going to be post game super bosses and I find those boring. So instead of talking about Ozma yet again I’m going to talk about one of the more interesting optional fights from FFXI, Divine Might.
I hate this question, because all the answers are going to be post game super bosses and I find those boring. So instead of talking about Ozma yet again I’m going to talk about one of the more interesting optional fights from FFXI, Divine Might.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I just spent about 2 hours putting together 7 individual posts I’ll post tomorrow as a thread for day 27.
The older you are the more question 27 sucks 🤣
The older you are the more question 27 sucks 🤣
Day 26: Hardest Boss Fight
I hate this question, because all the answers are going to be post game super bosses and I find those boring. So instead of talking about Ozma yet again I’m going to talk about one of the more interesting optional fights from FFXI, Divine Might.
I hate this question, because all the answers are going to be post game super bosses and I find those boring. So instead of talking about Ozma yet again I’m going to talk about one of the more interesting optional fights from FFXI, Divine Might.
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Day 26: Hardest Boss Fight
I hate this question, because all the answers are going to be post game super bosses and I find those boring. So instead of talking about Ozma yet again I’m going to talk about one of the more interesting optional fights from FFXI, Divine Might.
I hate this question, because all the answers are going to be post game super bosses and I find those boring. So instead of talking about Ozma yet again I’m going to talk about one of the more interesting optional fights from FFXI, Divine Might.
The biggest tradegy about Robocop is it should have been a pitch black dark comedy satire about the horrors of technology but it got mistaken by everyone (studio included) for a hero action movie.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The biggest tradegy about Robocop is it should have been a pitch black dark comedy satire about the horrors of technology but it got mistaken by everyone (studio included) for a hero action movie.
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Looking for Mutuals
(Ai Artist's And Proshipper's DNI)
Ape Escape
Precure
Madoka Magica
Artist's
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
Pokemon
Gloomy Bear
Y2K Art
2000s Art
Sonic The Hedgehog
Tokidoki
Taiko No Tatsujin
Vocaloid
Super Mario Bros
Kirby
Playstation
Nintendo
Art
Cooking
(Ai Artist's And Proshipper's DNI)
Ape Escape
Precure
Madoka Magica
Artist's
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
Pokemon
Gloomy Bear
Y2K Art
2000s Art
Sonic The Hedgehog
Tokidoki
Taiko No Tatsujin
Vocaloid
Super Mario Bros
Kirby
Playstation
Nintendo
Art
Cooking
kirby is flying through the air with a red and white umbrella
ALT: kirby is flying through the air with a red and white umbrella
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Looking for Mutuals
(Ai Artist's And Proshipper's DNI)
Ape Escape
Precure
Madoka Magica
Artist's
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
Pokemon
Gloomy Bear
Y2K Art
2000s Art
Sonic The Hedgehog
Tokidoki
Taiko No Tatsujin
Vocaloid
Super Mario Bros
Kirby
Playstation
Nintendo
Art
Cooking
(Ai Artist's And Proshipper's DNI)
Ape Escape
Precure
Madoka Magica
Artist's
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
Pokemon
Gloomy Bear
Y2K Art
2000s Art
Sonic The Hedgehog
Tokidoki
Taiko No Tatsujin
Vocaloid
Super Mario Bros
Kirby
Playstation
Nintendo
Art
Cooking
The collective disinterest in Warioware I see from my moots makes me sad!
My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise 😊 🎮
💙💙⭕⭕⭕ Earthbound
💜💜⭕⭕⭕ Metroid
🧡⭕⭕⭕⭕ Star Fox
💛💛⭕⭕⭕ Mario
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
🤎🤎⭕⭕⭕ Donkey Kong
🩷🩷🩷⭕⭕ Kirby
💙💙💙⭕⭕ Pokémon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ F-Zero
💚💚💚⭕⭕ Zelda
💛💛💛💛💛 Fire Emblem
💜⭕⭕⭕⭕ Pikmin
🤎🤎🤎🤎⭕ Animal Crossing
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Splatoon
💙💙💙⭕⭕ Xenoblade
💙💙⭕⭕⭕ Earthbound
💜💜⭕⭕⭕ Metroid
🧡⭕⭕⭕⭕ Star Fox
💛💛⭕⭕⭕ Mario
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
🤎🤎⭕⭕⭕ Donkey Kong
🩷🩷🩷⭕⭕ Kirby
💙💙💙⭕⭕ Pokémon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ F-Zero
💚💚💚⭕⭕ Zelda
💛💛💛💛💛 Fire Emblem
💜⭕⭕⭕⭕ Pikmin
🤎🤎🤎🤎⭕ Animal Crossing
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Splatoon
💙💙💙⭕⭕ Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Earthbound
⭕️⭕️⭕⭕⭕ Metroid
⭕️⭕⭕⭕⭕ Star Fox
💜💜💜💜💜 Mario
⭕️⭕⭕⭕⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕⭕ WarioWare
💜💜⭕️⭕️⭕ Donkey Kong
💜💜💜💜⭕ Kirby
💜💜⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pokémon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ F-Zero
💜💜💜⭕⭕ Zelda
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Fire Emblem
💜⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Pikmin
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Animal Crossing
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Splatoon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Xenoblade
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Earthbound
⭕️⭕️⭕⭕⭕ Metroid
⭕️⭕⭕⭕⭕ Star Fox
💜💜💜💜💜 Mario
⭕️⭕⭕⭕⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕⭕ WarioWare
💜💜⭕️⭕️⭕ Donkey Kong
💜💜💜💜⭕ Kirby
💜💜⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pokémon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ F-Zero
💜💜💜⭕⭕ Zelda
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Fire Emblem
💜⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Pikmin
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Animal Crossing
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Splatoon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Xenoblade
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The collective disinterest in Warioware I see from my moots makes me sad!
Jurassic Park remake except instead of Nedry sabotaging the park it’s all run by AI and things screw up naturally.
All dinosaur effects are CGI done by animators mimicking bad AI; extra limbs, no heads, etc.
All dinosaur effects are CGI done by animators mimicking bad AI; extra limbs, no heads, etc.
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Jurassic Park remake except instead of Nedry sabotaging the park it’s all run by AI and things screw up naturally.
All dinosaur effects are CGI done by animators mimicking bad AI; extra limbs, no heads, etc.
All dinosaur effects are CGI done by animators mimicking bad AI; extra limbs, no heads, etc.
Reposted by Professor Fessor 🎮 The Secret of Varonis
There are three things that would consolidate Bluesky as the leading social media app: private accounts, groupchats, and 5 minutes to edit posts.
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
There are three things that would consolidate Bluesky as the leading social media app: private accounts, groupchats, and 5 minutes to edit posts.