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Professor Fessor 🎮 The Secret of Varonis
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You should play a SaGa game!

Old man talking about old games.

Call me Fessor.

I try to avoid political discussions on this account. @commentatorfessor.bsky.social is for those times I want to speak about them.
I had a feeling you’d be with me on not wanting to talk about the BS optional stuff.

Like sure, the weapons in FF7 are hard but they seem to exist outside of the game so I never bothered.
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
What stands out in my mind though is the game allowing you to take a reckless approach. A “Here’s the smart way to proceed….but if you wanted to…” sort of approach to the fight. And it’s part of a main quest line so it wasn’t just a fight that existed separate from the events of the game.
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I’m sure today with power creep it’s much easier but when I did it you had to have a good plan from the beginning because you’d get overwhelmed incredibly quickly, it wasn’t enough to have 5 tanks, I remember having to kill the Tarutaru immediately and then the Mithra or you’d be nuked or charmed.
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
As part of the Rise of the Zilart expansion quest you were sent to defeat 5 separate Ark Angels, representations of the flaws of each race IIRC. These fights were all tuned for a party of 6 level 75 characters. But if you wanted to you could fight all 5 at once with a group of 18.
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I’m a fan of IP loss happening at the death of the direct children of the creators.
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Yep, Ninty was ripping off Lego back in the 60’s!
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Stop not being well!
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Oh my god, that's unplayable....
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Well I’m not the first to reply but the other person didn’t give a side effect.

A random person becomes president of another country on Earth, you can’t replace them.
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Eli, that controller is cursed though!
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You’re a king slime at least!
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Never played it…

But that didn’t stop anyone else from hating on it!
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I remember reading this when I was half awake, I said “Derragan C Murcado” and went back to sleep.
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
There is one minute in Robocop 2 worth watching.

This one.

youtu.be/qZq7fW6ftlU
Robocop 2 - OCP's Failed Robots - 1080p
YouTube video by city lights
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Different movie.



Is there a Robocop porn parody?

Surely there is, right? Robocock?
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Robocop 3 proves we didn’t get it 😂
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Someone who puts more than one on Warioware!
a group of men are sitting at a table playing a game .
Alt: a group of men are sitting at a table playing a game .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Also it’s way easier (for me anyway) to be funny in response to people and things. Conversational funny isn’t the same as scripted solo funny!
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
They aren’t even party games! The Game Cube port of the GBA game maybe but most of them are single player!
January 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM