Big Gizz Daddy In Cincinnati
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The Great Gizz in the Sky
Jam on it
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Jam on it
Slapping down Ostertags and Alley-Oops
November 7, 1997: Shaquille O'Neal slam dunks a half-court lob from Nick Van Exel in the Lakers' 99-94 win over the Knicks.
O'Neal had 17 PTS in his 1997-98 season debut (he'd served a one-game suspension for slapping Greg Ostertag). Patrick Ewing had 29 PTS/14 REB for New York.
O'Neal had 17 PTS in his 1997-98 season debut (he'd served a one-game suspension for slapping Greg Ostertag). Patrick Ewing had 29 PTS/14 REB for New York.
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Slapping down Ostertags and Alley-Oops
Fuck a "dance hit of the summer". I want a "melancholic winter obsession". This is my front-runner atm.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fuck a "dance hit of the summer". I want a "melancholic winter obsession". This is my front-runner atm.
That scene from Scary Movie where the boyfriend deflates because he nuts so much
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That scene from Scary Movie where the boyfriend deflates because he nuts so much
My new oven automatically adjusted for DST, robbing me of the core human experience of complaining about it. The machines have won.
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My new oven automatically adjusted for DST, robbing me of the core human experience of complaining about it. The machines have won.
REDS MENTIONED
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
REDS MENTIONED
Phillie Phanatic but instead of the tongue it has the smaller inside mouth from Alien.
what baseball mascot do you think would be the worst to have chasing you through the woods and what kind of weapon do you imagine them to be using
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Phillie Phanatic but instead of the tongue it has the smaller inside mouth from Alien.
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Ever seen someone go Super Saiyan on a saxophone? Pharaoh Sanders is unreal. youtu.be/Y7EGQzn8e1k?...
Pharoah Sanders - "Kazuko" - An Abandoned Tunnel
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October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ever seen someone go Super Saiyan on a saxophone? Pharaoh Sanders is unreal. youtu.be/Y7EGQzn8e1k?...
Gotta say that "Huge Daft Punk fan who hates their helmets" is an incredible bit.
I still think about when Sean Spicer yelled at “Daft Funk” on Twitter during the Grammys
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Gotta say that "Huge Daft Punk fan who hates their helmets" is an incredible bit.
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Miquella the Kind
HOPE (1997)
Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 13” x 10”
Ammonites have always been meant as a personal form of “memento mori” symbols in my art. They are cautionary reminders of our impermanence. 1/3
Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 13” x 10”
Ammonites have always been meant as a personal form of “memento mori” symbols in my art. They are cautionary reminders of our impermanence. 1/3
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Miquella the Kind
"Daddy why are you crying, are those negative tears again?"
Me, as I wipe away my eyes and start to smile, "No honey, these are plus tears."
Me, as I wipe away my eyes and start to smile, "No honey, these are plus tears."
Grown men they come to me with tears in their eyes and they say “Sir”
Trump: "As you know, they found $31 billion. They came to see me, 'Sir, we found $31b.' They said, 'We don't know why.' I said, 'Was this a good find or a bad find?' It was a good find. It was a plus 31. We're used to finding negative 31s for the last 30 years. I said, 'Check the tariff shelf'"
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"Daddy why are you crying, are those negative tears again?"
Me, as I wipe away my eyes and start to smile, "No honey, these are plus tears."
Me, as I wipe away my eyes and start to smile, "No honey, these are plus tears."
Hey it's me facing complex problems
Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hey it's me facing complex problems
He's so real for this one
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
He's so real for this one
The last thing a lasagna ever sees.
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The last thing a lasagna ever sees.
Sunday
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sunday
The kid pretending he's cheering with them and then snatching the glasses...there is hope for the youth.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The kid pretending he's cheering with them and then snatching the glasses...there is hope for the youth.
I'm sorry Canada, I wasn't familiar with your insanely big Chinese buffet game.
October 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm sorry Canada, I wasn't familiar with your insanely big Chinese buffet game.
Do you think the players are bored?
October 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Do you think the players are bored?
Have a good feeling about this inning
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Have a good feeling about this inning
Baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Baseball
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Sandwich
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sandwich