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Lahabrea
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Dᴀʀᴋ ʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏɴs, ʙᴏɪʟɪɴɢ sᴇᴀs.
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Reposted by Lahabrea
the part where he kills you
#ffxiv
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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[Enters, appearing as if he has awoken from a long slumber.]

What are all of you talking about?
October 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
See, Hesperos? Someone is into you.

Hesperos can do anything to me and I will thank him for that.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
// what the fuck am I even doing. Why am I doing this I’m not even usually comfortable talking about this stuff (sex repulsed asexual 27 year old here). I have no clever dirty comebacks. At best I toss out a “nice” or “that’s what she said”. I’m in a losing battle aaaaaaaaaaaaa
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will call Emet-Selch “old” until the day the last embers of my soul are finally extinguished. The lousy bastard acts more like a grumpy old man than I do.
October 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Excuuuuuuse me for whipping back and forth between melancholy old man and maniacal madman. You try living for over 20,000 years and keeping your sanity.
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
// I haven’t been writing in a while and my brain is fuzz. Why am I doing this to myself?
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I remember the day the original Allagan team showed me the prototype… it was the stuff of nightmares.
Blame Emet-Selch for going over my authority in the research division to immediately approve the design.
Also they can't stop designing things with TEETH.
I understand Garlemald is an ally and everything, now, but I wish people would be less quick to suggest they be commissioned to design/build something to solve another nation's problem.

I mean. Instead of speed limit signs and roundabouts they designed a car person with a horrifying face that >>
September 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Has anyone seen Perri? He’s a bit of a chunky serpent. He has a deeper voice than most, a bit raspy. He’s kind of clueless and believes himself to be a pirate.
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
[He has come across the one Great Serpent, Pierogi, once again.]
Oh great… are you lost, bud—
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I see.
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I didn’t do anything this time!
Standing there. Scowling.
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
// Lahabrea: *calls Emet-Selch old*
Lahabrea: *is older than Emet-Selch*
Lahabrea: *does not care. He is old.*
August 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I like being second best Ascian. I’m fine with being second to Elidibus. As long as I’m considered better than that old fart, Emet-Selch.
August 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
H u h
*in bed

Big difference.
August 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
>:(
....Idefinitelydonotlikehimbetter.
August 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Behold! My latest idea! The Ultima Weapon! 2! The Ultima-inator! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
August 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No, heart emoji
[Wearing a big t-shirt that says "i hope all of my employees die in a brush fire" ]
August 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He did? Oh thank the gods for that.
Do you guys remember when Thancred said something along the lines of "I think I liked Lahabrea better" because I'm really feeling that.
August 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
August 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ya ever just wanna wrap yerself in tinfoil all nice ‘n toasty then put yerself in the microwave and blow yerself ta fuck up?
Because I do. I am tired yet I wish to set things ablaze. Ah the joys of being the Abyssal Celebrant.
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Suddenly I look like the same and grounded one.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If anyone asks, the answer is probably that I lost a bet recently. Actually, don’t ask. I don’t feel like explaining myself.
June 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
[A serpent suddenly appears and plops down atop Lahabrea’s head.]
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…”
[It’s Pierogi. He’s back. How? Yes.]
May 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
[has been lying face down for awhile]
[a scraggly carbuncle is sitting on his back.]
May 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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//share if the girl on the left is as beautiful as the girl on the right
//I've really only pulled out her most extreme form like. Once. And not onscreen here. But it pretty amorphous according to her needs. A highly weaponized and carapace dominated form like verdugo is generally what I base it around
May 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM