emet selch
@polydegmonsprice.bsky.social
"behold, a sorcerer of eld" || ffxiv rp account || mdni 🔞 || mun : sarah she/her || haggot
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"What is it now? Do you expect me to regale you with friendly banter?"
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[He appears, standing to the side of the tub.]
Oh, nearly- stop SCREAMING- I nearly forgot.
[Snap]
[She's sent, drenched and naked livid, to land directly in front of @smuggersage.bsky.social , as promised. A towel appears shortly after and plops over her head]
Oh, nearly- stop SCREAMING- I nearly forgot.
[Snap]
[She's sent, drenched and naked livid, to land directly in front of @smuggersage.bsky.social , as promised. A towel appears shortly after and plops over her head]
[The lights are back on in her house, and there's smoke from the chimney.
She's chin deep in a bath, half dozing.]
She's chin deep in a bath, half dozing.]
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
[He appears, standing to the side of the tub.]
Oh, nearly- stop SCREAMING- I nearly forgot.
[Snap]
[She's sent, drenched and naked livid, to land directly in front of @smuggersage.bsky.social , as promised. A towel appears shortly after and plops over her head]
Oh, nearly- stop SCREAMING- I nearly forgot.
[Snap]
[She's sent, drenched and naked livid, to land directly in front of @smuggersage.bsky.social , as promised. A towel appears shortly after and plops over her head]
//wow i hate emet
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
//wow i hate emet
tell that fucking lizard I'm WORKING ON IT.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
tell that fucking lizard I'm WORKING ON IT.
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food service emet
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
food service emet
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November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
// [realizes i was at my shit job until 9pm last night]
Ohhhh thats why i can write emet today
Ohhhh thats why i can write emet today
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
// [realizes i was at my shit job until 9pm last night]
Ohhhh thats why i can write emet today
Ohhhh thats why i can write emet today
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Okay that is it we have to kill this guy
Right that does it.
[ /linkpearl ]
Speaker, you /DETEST/ soups, stews, broths. The taste, smell, all of it.
And anyone that offers you any is clearly trying to poison you to silence your word.
[ /linkpearl ]
Speaker, you /DETEST/ soups, stews, broths. The taste, smell, all of it.
And anyone that offers you any is clearly trying to poison you to silence your word.
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Okay that is it we have to kill this guy
//sorry for getting kazmont pregnant he started it
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
//sorry for getting kazmont pregnant he started it
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what do you want gayboy
Emet-Selch. Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Ple
Do any sorcerers of eld wish to discover the secrets of male pregnancy? I have a thesis
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what do you want gayboy
Ugh. What the fuck was that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ugh. What the fuck was that.
[Throwing a beer bottle at her, again]
I SMELL AN OLD MAN BUT I DONT SEE ONE MEOW MEOW MEOW
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
[Throwing a beer bottle at her, again]
[Drinking milk from the jug behind him]
Hey
Hey
[up in the middle of the night raiding his own pantry, completely naked]
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
[Drinking milk from the jug behind him]
Hey
Hey
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(( 🎨: DORO
do you care evil fucked up allagans))
do you care evil fucked up allagans))
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
(( 🎨: DORO
do you care evil fucked up allagans))
do you care evil fucked up allagans))
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anyone else ever think about how emet-selch was such an insufferable theatre kid as solus that his grandkid banned theatre in garlemald
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
anyone else ever think about how emet-selch was such an insufferable theatre kid as solus that his grandkid banned theatre in garlemald
//sorry i was being employed
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
//sorry i was being employed
//succereror of eld
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
//succereror of eld
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A sorcerer of eld is nothing compared to my callout posts
//EMET GOT SUSPENDED
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A sorcerer of eld is nothing compared to my callout posts
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((Rip Emet, never forget his final words))
a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts
ALT: a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
((Rip Emet, never forget his final words))
//bsky ill be a good boy from now on i promise
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
//bsky ill be a good boy from now on i promise
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NUMBER 10: EMET SELCH
his balls r full of cobwebs anyway, its time to REMOVE THEM!!!!!1!11!!!!!! i also think lower t would b pawesome 4 his hairline i think
his balls r full of cobwebs anyway, its time to REMOVE THEM!!!!!1!11!!!!!! i also think lower t would b pawesome 4 his hairline i think
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NUMBER 10: EMET SELCH
his balls r full of cobwebs anyway, its time to REMOVE THEM!!!!!1!11!!!!!! i also think lower t would b pawesome 4 his hairline i think
his balls r full of cobwebs anyway, its time to REMOVE THEM!!!!!1!11!!!!!! i also think lower t would b pawesome 4 his hairline i think
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It's really easy. You see if someone tried to kill you just act like you're going to cum and they'll stop.
April 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's really easy. You see if someone tried to kill you just act like you're going to cum and they'll stop.
