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Lahabrea
@pridefulstachti.bsky.social
Dᴀʀᴋ ʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏɴs, ʙᴏɪʟɪɴɢ sᴇᴀs.
Fʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀs ᴄʜᴀᴏs ʙʟᴇᴇᴅs.
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Then a bit louder, for those in the back.
October 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
No, no. Keep going. You’re right.
October 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Are you that desperate that you’re seeing every gesture as a sleight against your mission to get laid?
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does… he not know how you swing?
October 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ha!
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Let it be known if I did swing that way, I wouldn’t have minded Hesperos being more than a friend and trusted confidant. I’m just not one to show my affections in such unhinged manners as some others.
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
[gags]
Ew. No. I don’t swing that way and you know it.
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
// I’m fine btw. I’m just laughing at myself for basically walking into this situation totally unarmed and not getting lost and killing the joke somewhere along the way.
October 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You need a new hobby.
October 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No…? Gross. Why? Is that why you’re always so “busy”? You horny old freak.
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You’d actually need some for that shriveled old thing.
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Okay. I won’t be then.
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You bear a lot of similarities to the entity known as Dracula. I have even heard some of the Sundered refer to you as such. I was merely horrified for your sake.
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Then why the hell did he imply you two were fucking?
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t know Hesperos’s @ off the top of my head.
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don’t even know what I saw in her. At least I got the best thing to ever happen to me in the form of my son out of that marriage.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sorry. Some of us can’t be happily bi. Better?
September 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
. . .

Okay maybe not.
September 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I do. Or I did. I ended her life, Emet-Selch. We can’t all be happily gay, Emet-Selch. Some of us have to be miserable straights.
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You weren’t married to a psychopath. You got it easy, you old fart.
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM