Tsuki Hideyoshi
@unsunderedblade.bsky.social
One who bears fangs at god, stand tall and shake the heavens, but for now… have a lightning shot.
Serpent mother and loving husband of @machinalemure.bsky.social
writer: #ɖɛɱıųཞɠɛ
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FFXIV OC (not a WoL)
Serpent mother and loving husband of @machinalemure.bsky.social
writer: #ɖɛɱıųཞɠɛ
(+21)
FFXIV OC (not a WoL)
Pinned
❝ In the name of the Third! ❞
-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac
⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated
See bio for more info
-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac
⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated
See bio for more info
Aster, get the hell away from the salmon. I’m making it this evening. Cedar plank with brown sugar and pepper seasoning. Don’t try to make it into ice cream or something similarly horrifying.
October 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Aster, get the hell away from the salmon. I’m making it this evening. Cedar plank with brown sugar and pepper seasoning. Don’t try to make it into ice cream or something similarly horrifying.
I know that, but I just wanted to make sure none of it goes to waste. Yes, Nom and Moosh will eat just about anything, but don’t let your experiments waste my ingredients.
I’m experimenting, of course I’m going to follow the basics. I’m not incompetent.
You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.
[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]
Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]
Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I know that, but I just wanted to make sure none of it goes to waste. Yes, Nom and Moosh will eat just about anything, but don’t let your experiments waste my ingredients.
[A little blue serpent hops around. His name is Squishy. He is in an adventurous mood today.]
> Scree!
> Scree!
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
[A little blue serpent hops around. His name is Squishy. He is in an adventurous mood today.]
> Scree!
> Scree!
You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.
[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]
Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]
Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
Would you rather I use a magiteck engine?
Don’t you—
[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]
Don’t you fucking dare.
[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]
Don’t you fucking dare.
October 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.
[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]
Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]
Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
Don’t you—
[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]
Don’t you fucking dare.
[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]
Don’t you fucking dare.
[Pulls out a high powered lazer]
I’m going to try something new.
I’m going to try something new.
October 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Don’t you—
[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]
Don’t you fucking dare.
[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]
Don’t you fucking dare.
// hello welcome to the mun gushes over her little Squish Squash. I made him myself irl. He was meant to be a practice one for a normal colored Great Serpent, but I just got attached.
August 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
// hello welcome to the mun gushes over her little Squish Squash. I made him myself irl. He was meant to be a practice one for a normal colored Great Serpent, but I just got attached.
This is Squishy. He has no mouth. It’s actually a semipermeable membrane. He just absorbs stuff around there. Isn’t he cute?
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is Squishy. He has no mouth. It’s actually a semipermeable membrane. He just absorbs stuff around there. Isn’t he cute?
Has anyone seen Perri? He’s a bit of a chunky serpent. He has a deeper voice than most, a bit raspy. He’s kind of clueless and believes himself to be a pirate.
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Has anyone seen Perri? He’s a bit of a chunky serpent. He has a deeper voice than most, a bit raspy. He’s kind of clueless and believes himself to be a pirate.
My cooking is serious business, Aster.
…you know I’m joking.
[glaring]
August 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My cooking is serious business, Aster.
[glaring]
No. I made it.
August 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
[glaring]
[Holds up a feral looking very tiny serpent with a tiny green ribbon on top of her head.]
This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.
This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.
June 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
[Holds up a feral looking very tiny serpent with a tiny green ribbon on top of her head.]
This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.
This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.
Has anyone seen Perri? He has a tendency to wander off. He looks like any other great serpent, but he likes to go “aaaaaaaaaaaa” instead of “scree”.
May 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Has anyone seen Perri? He has a tendency to wander off. He looks like any other great serpent, but he likes to go “aaaaaaaaaaaa” instead of “scree”.
[She’s holding a serpent, Pierogi, who is making distressed sounds.]
Oh Perri…
>Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
[She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]
Oh Perri…
>Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
[She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]
May 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[She’s holding a serpent, Pierogi, who is making distressed sounds.]
Oh Perri…
>Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
[She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]
Oh Perri…
>Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
[She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]
[Tsuki has done nothing all day. Just snuggled in a massive pile of serpents.]
If I get a call for a request from the Bismarck, just… tell them I’m busy, unless it’s my two exceptions.
If I get a call for a request from the Bismarck, just… tell them I’m busy, unless it’s my two exceptions.
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[Tsuki has done nothing all day. Just snuggled in a massive pile of serpents.]
If I get a call for a request from the Bismarck, just… tell them I’m busy, unless it’s my two exceptions.
If I get a call for a request from the Bismarck, just… tell them I’m busy, unless it’s my two exceptions.
[Tsuki has been buried under a massive pile of flowers, treats, and other gifts from her countless serpent children. She is a proud lizard mama.]
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
[Tsuki has been buried under a massive pile of flowers, treats, and other gifts from her countless serpent children. She is a proud lizard mama.]
GAZE UPON THE PERFECT FORM! LOOK AT THAT GOOD BEAN!
Important research notes from an expedition of Tender Valley
May 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
GAZE UPON THE PERFECT FORM! LOOK AT THAT GOOD BEAN!
❝ In the name of the Third! ❞
-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac
⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated
See bio for more info
-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac
⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated
See bio for more info
May 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
❝ In the name of the Third! ❞
-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac
⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated
See bio for more info
-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac
⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated
See bio for more info
Moosh? What are you—
May 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Moosh? What are you—
[She picks up a bowl of veggies and sets it down.]
Moosh! Dinn—
[She hardly has time to finish before a petite serpent zips in and begins to messily devour the vegetables.]
Ah. There she goes.
Moosh! Dinn—
[She hardly has time to finish before a petite serpent zips in and begins to messily devour the vegetables.]
Ah. There she goes.
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
[She picks up a bowl of veggies and sets it down.]
Moosh! Dinn—
[She hardly has time to finish before a petite serpent zips in and begins to messily devour the vegetables.]
Ah. There she goes.
Moosh! Dinn—
[She hardly has time to finish before a petite serpent zips in and begins to messily devour the vegetables.]
Ah. There she goes.
// I should probably write something out to explain all of Tsuki’s tsuchinoko beans.
April 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
// I should probably write something out to explain all of Tsuki’s tsuchinoko beans.
// Tsuki will make eggs any way and enjoys them any way too. Squishy, her blue great serpent of ronka companion loves eggs any style too. He like egg lots. Will consume whole egg.
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
How does your wol / oc like their eggs? (Raw, fried, poached, soft-boiled, etc.) maybe they don’t like eggs at all?
How does your wol / oc like their eggs? (Raw, fried, poached, soft-boiled, etc.) maybe they don’t like eggs at all?
April 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
// Tsuki will make eggs any way and enjoys them any way too. Squishy, her blue great serpent of ronka companion loves eggs any style too. He like egg lots. Will consume whole egg.
Alas, my wife, Aster Edinth is no more. He has been consumed by the craft and gather…
April 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Alas, my wife, Aster Edinth is no more. He has been consumed by the craft and gather…
[She has returned with a cleaned tiny serpent.
Moosh, the tiny serpent, has been cleaned and now she’s in a glass jar with spiced cashews.]
A spicy bean has been placed in a jar of spicy beans.
Yes, she knows these aren’t beans. Do not question Moosh.
Moosh, the tiny serpent, has been cleaned and now she’s in a glass jar with spiced cashews.]
A spicy bean has been placed in a jar of spicy beans.
Yes, she knows these aren’t beans. Do not question Moosh.
April 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
[She has returned with a cleaned tiny serpent.
Moosh, the tiny serpent, has been cleaned and now she’s in a glass jar with spiced cashews.]
A spicy bean has been placed in a jar of spicy beans.
Yes, she knows these aren’t beans. Do not question Moosh.
Moosh, the tiny serpent, has been cleaned and now she’s in a glass jar with spiced cashews.]
A spicy bean has been placed in a jar of spicy beans.
Yes, she knows these aren’t beans. Do not question Moosh.
[Tsuki has placed a tiny great serpent into a glass container. The little one is covered in blood and has a tooth in its mouth. Said little serpent is hissing and glaring.]
April 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
[Tsuki has placed a tiny great serpent into a glass container. The little one is covered in blood and has a tooth in its mouth. Said little serpent is hissing and glaring.]
[A tiny serpent with a green ribbon is bouncing around, it sounds like the little one is… singing. It sounds something like this]
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo!
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo.
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo!
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo.
March 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
[A tiny serpent with a green ribbon is bouncing around, it sounds like the little one is… singing. It sounds something like this]
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo!
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo.
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo!
> Lil Meesh Moosh Lil Meesh Moosh Woo.