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PretzelRod
@pretzelrod.bsky.social
140 followers 190 following 220 posts
He/him,
you can call me Pretzel
✨ADHD✨
Your local bisexual
Avid AI hater
Pixel artist

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PretzelRod @pretzelrod.bsky.social · Nov 4
I fucking hate people who choose to hang out in bathrooms. Like, I'm trying to shit, shut up and go talk with your friends somewhere else.
pretzelrod.bsky.social
I sometimes see accounts with bios like, "15+, but some times I post 18+ stuff so if you're a minor just don't look at that." And I just wanna grab them and shake them with all my might because THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!! IF YOU DRAW 18+ SHIT, YOU'RE AN 18+ ACCOUNT!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ONLY ONCE!
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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etrianodyssey.wiki
Not now kitten, Daddy just overextended his dungeon exploration and lost 4 hours worth of progress. fuck.
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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sammgreer.bsky.social
Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
A London Underground advertisement for testosterone for men
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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astrawitch.com
Devil Ripper ⛓️

Print Edition
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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attacracc.bsky.social
Get ready to learn, class... ART SKOOL is now in session! 🎨

🔗 www.twitch.tv/attacracc

Join us for session #1 of our new weekly adventure! 🙌

I'll be starting off asking you a simple question: Why do YOU make art? (and yes I want you to answer!)

Followed by a draw together session!

#artclass
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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sonicmega.bsky.social
This is standard procedure, actually.

United States Military members are required to personally experience all forms of torture they may later inflict on their enemies, to understand the process, effects, and risks associated with those methods.
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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koepek.bsky.social
drive thru
1st panel: hi can i get a (T voice crack) chicken mcgriddle "Ya drive up" 2nd panel: two gays sitting in silence 3rd panel: Nephil: cHicKeN mCGridDLe Koepek: SHUT
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
who wants pizza?
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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bizabizow.bsky.social
Easy
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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bizabizow.bsky.social
Max strongbad and heavy don't look now but there's an ugly bitch sitting next to you
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5d
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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tudsworthington.bsky.social
"A brat credit card?!"
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a six panel black and white comic. Panel 1 - A person walks into a bathroom, yawning, clearly having just woken up. The words "toothpaste" hover over a container on the counter. Panel 2- They pick up the toothpaste, squirting some directly into their hand, eyes still closed. Panel 3- They begin to rub it onto their head, as if putting shampoo in their hair Panel 4- They stop, realizing something is off and they are not in the shower Panel 5- They look down at their hand, full of toothpaste Panel 6- They stare bewildered, finally realizing what's going on.
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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jameslee.bsky.social
Breaking up with Adobe
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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flurrys.nekoweb.org
Cartoon Network did this like 20 years ago without AI by doing the simple task of Paying Jeff Bennett
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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nightmargin.bsky.social
we watched iron lung and zootopia 2 in the same movie theater back to back (in that order) and it was very funny when zootopia opened with "blood! blood! and death!" and also had an underwater location like this
a screenshot of zootopia inside a (red) underwater ship and big scary guys looking through the porthole
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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requiemarm.bsky.social
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 7d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
pretzelrod.bsky.social
Bow before the King of Locusts!

Tainted Apollyon from The Binding of Isaac!

#tboi #thebindingofisaac #pixelart
Pixel art of Tainted Apollyon from the binding of Isaac posing with his arms out in a grand gesture. He has 4 horns atop his head, is standing on some floorboards of a basement. The background is a gradient from dark to light red. He has a light red spotlight shining down on him, and he has a giant hole in his head revealing the swirling abyss inside. Around him is a swam of flies/locusts of varying colors, including red, blue, green, pink, gray, purple, orange, and brown.
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
pretzelrod.bsky.social
Some art I did for @umbraabstracta.com and @attacracc.bsky.social (couple more in the comments)
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
"feelin trapped." in this drawing flug the alien is wearing a pet collar on their head that's tied to a large rectangular something
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
pretzelrod.bsky.social
Opinions! Spoiler free. It started slow, but got really good as it went on! I'm probably gonna have to rewatch it on streaming because I couldn't understand maybe a third of the dialogue, especially at the beginning, there was some bad audio mixing. But I had a very pleasant time overall :) 7/10
pretzelrod.bsky.social PretzelRod @pretzelrod.bsky.social · 9d
I'm gonna go see Iron Lung!!!! :D
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
pretzelrod.bsky.social
I'm gonna go see Iron Lung!!!! :D
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Grind culture has no power over the day drinker
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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tristanacooper.bsky.social
Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
gender selection in tomadachi life: male, female, nonbinary youtube chat going nuts WERE SO BACK ITS WOKEE LETS GOO NINTENDOS WOKE YES GAMERS WON WOKE ITS WOKE LETS GOOOO WOKE IS BACK!!
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM