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Philadelphia Elemental. Slowly turning into a giallo. She/Her/Go Birds.
What's it like inside your head?
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Im confident im gonna land on my feet but its pretty stressful. If you were planning to buy or pre-order my book anyway, if you do it through my Bookshop affiliate link below I get a few bucks now. Everything helps!
Venmo: vicky-surge
Cash app: $VickySurge1312

bookshop.org/a/5522/97988...
The Extended Universe: How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World
How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World
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October 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I need some help. Got laid-off on Friday: unannounced budget change + my position was first cut, so it was a total surprise. Thanks to a tax status loophole my employer manipulated, I cant get unemployment. In short im SOL

Anything you can give would be huge
Venmo: Vicky-surge
Cash: $VickySurge1312
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yo, I'm on the trolley and this Muslim couple is watching a replay of the NFC Championship on their phone. AJ Brown just caught a TD and the wife did a little dance in her seat. I love my city so much ♥️♥️♥️
July 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hey y'all, breaking my social fast because I found a job! ☺️

Which requires a lot of documentation 🫤

That costs money I don't currently have to spend 😞

So, yeah, I'm gonna need help getting my paperwork in order. Anything anyone can spare would be *really* appreciated. Links below. Thank you ♥️
May 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Love my city so much
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
PHILADELPHIA GRAVEYARD OF DYNASTIES
February 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This is what the anti-woke left has always been about - being jealous of fascism's ability to mobilize white men and making sideways attempts to break bread with Nazis
January 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I dunno, I feel like every sanctimonious socdem who spent the last decade lecturing people about Doing The Real Work has been wallowing in apathetic doomerism while people who incorporated some sense of radical joy into their politics are still kicking. Joy counts for something.
January 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Eggers’ werewolf movie should just be the clip from Young Frankenstein where Igor says “There wolf.”
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I feel like most anti-piracy talk is rooted in willful ignorance of the actual economic conditions rn, too. People don't have disposable income - they're not going to buy a book or a BluRay without some guarantee they're getting their money's worth. Word of mouth from pirates can give them that.
All of the dumbass dipshits who say this never actually have anything like hard evidence or proof that piracy impacts livelihoods, no numbers, no charts or graphs, they have nothing except endless vibes-based scolding and an unearned sense of their own rightness
Yes, piracy is theft.

This is an exhausting and idiotic as hell argument.

Stealing people’s livelihood is a shit move. Don’t do it.
January 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We were here in 2016, and everything since then has been a fight between people who understood that and people who didn't want to.
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Honestly, I think one of the major problems with the American left is that we tend to get locked into single-front campaigns that never generalize beyond one issue. Palestine; Roe; BLM; Bernie. We hyperfocus on one thing at a time and we get waited out every time.
January 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It just feels especially cruel that winter decided to actually be *winter* this year
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
CDC Director, March 2025: Bird Flu? Well, that's why it had wings! Haha but seriously, everyone has work tomorrow.
January 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Every day, I ask 'How can I affect the economy?' and every day the answer is 'Poorly'. 💪
January 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ok but no lie I used to date a trans girl who absolutely would have identified as a haunted body pillow of an anthropomorphic dog if she'd realized it was an option
Thinking about that one guy on Cohost who said he could never be transphobic because his girlfriend (wife?) was a trans woman. When pressed he revealed that said girlfriend was a haunted body pillow of an anthropomorphic dog
January 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Her name is Wu, but she can't find a W to save her live
December 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Also, yesterday was my birthday
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Went to see Nosferatu with a bunch of my friends last night and the showing wound up completely sold out - my one friend literally bought the last available ticket, and we all had to break up and sit in different parts of the theater. On a Monday night. Cinema's back, baybee.
December 31, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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going through a classic Something Awful thread "wake your cat up and take a picture"
December 30, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Dear Bluesky, today I was hanging out with a friend and she said she felt like she was talking to a Batman villain and I felt seen 💕💅
December 30, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Time for some Seahawks football baby
December 27, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Yeah man, this olive oil's *never* been fucked.
December 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM