Pirate Queen Kate
@pqkate.bsky.social
No letter of marque for this voyage through life. | DC | she/her
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Pirate Queen Kate
@pqkate.bsky.social
· Sep 11
Branching out into designing things that go on cargo bikes for dogs. It’s niche but can really see the market growing so getting in early with @mountvernontrail.bsky.social @bunchbikes.bsky.social
Went from having multiple plans this weekend to getting the two things left taken care of this evening. Besides bake bread, what shall I do with three days of leisure?
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Went from having multiple plans this weekend to getting the two things left taken care of this evening. Besides bake bread, what shall I do with three days of leisure?
Apple Music posted this thank you video from Bad Bunny. It is full of joy and the beauty of America’s melting pot. You may want tissues nearby. Cc: @beckyhammer.bsky.social, Benito Ambassador
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Apple Music posted this thank you video from Bad Bunny. It is full of joy and the beauty of America’s melting pot. You may want tissues nearby. Cc: @beckyhammer.bsky.social, Benito Ambassador
Has anyone been to H Street Hair in NE? With the recent chop, I need to find a place for upkeep that isn’t going to cost three figures every 6-8 weeks. Love the Clarendon ladies but that’s a hike.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Has anyone been to H Street Hair in NE? With the recent chop, I need to find a place for upkeep that isn’t going to cost three figures every 6-8 weeks. Love the Clarendon ladies but that’s a hike.
Baffled at how HR can misspell my last name…
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Baffled at how HR can misspell my last name…
Women don’t need a man, women need a perfectly toasted grilled cheese sandwich with two types of cheese and spicy honey mustard on homemade bread with a friend’s homemade tomato soup.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Women don’t need a man, women need a perfectly toasted grilled cheese sandwich with two types of cheese and spicy honey mustard on homemade bread with a friend’s homemade tomato soup.
This will be the winter I use up my stockpile of travel and sample size lotions, everything is so dry.
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
This will be the winter I use up my stockpile of travel and sample size lotions, everything is so dry.
Super awkward when someone in the group chat suggests shirt designs by ChatGPT and you’re a graphic designer. 🫠
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Super awkward when someone in the group chat suggests shirt designs by ChatGPT and you’re a graphic designer. 🫠
I do not recommend having part of a thin mint go down the wrong pipe
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I do not recommend having part of a thin mint go down the wrong pipe
I’ve been holding off talking to my CPA about taxes this year because of this bullshit. I hate getting them to her close to the filing deadline but 🤷🏻♀️
Meanwhile, the Senate, in which DC has no representative, is about to rewrite DC's tax laws in the middle of filing season and, oh yeah, blow another hundreds-of-millions-of-dollars hole in DC's budget a year after Speaker Johnson's $1 billion hole in last year's. www.dcfpi.org/all/congress...
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been holding off talking to my CPA about taxes this year because of this bullshit. I hate getting them to her close to the filing deadline but 🤷🏻♀️
Just got my gas bill. Woo chile! Good thing I have a FT job again.
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Just got my gas bill. Woo chile! Good thing I have a FT job again.
If you’re in a jurisdiction where dual consent is needed to record, sue them into oblivion.
Eg. Maryland is, DC is not.
Eg. Maryland is, DC is not.
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If you’re in a jurisdiction where dual consent is needed to record, sue them into oblivion.
Eg. Maryland is, DC is not.
Eg. Maryland is, DC is not.
The static shocks from this super dry weather are no joke. Legit *hurt*
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The static shocks from this super dry weather are no joke. Legit *hurt*
The Dropkick Murphys have a song called “Middle Finger”…
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The Dropkick Murphys have a song called “Middle Finger”…
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the replies to this have crashed my mentions a few times but it's great -- top picks are Yub Nub, Celebration and FDT
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the replies to this have crashed my mentions a few times but it's great -- top picks are Yub Nub, Celebration and FDT
I won at least $5 on the game. 🤷🏻♀️
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I won at least $5 on the game. 🤷🏻♀️
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Young ladies of the DMV, if a guy called you on speaker phone telling you he was alone at Pike and Rose, he was neither in North Bethesda nor alone. Also, every woman deserves better than to be spoken to like that.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Young ladies of the DMV, if a guy called you on speaker phone telling you he was alone at Pike and Rose, he was neither in North Bethesda nor alone. Also, every woman deserves better than to be spoken to like that.
I don’t want to watch football. I want to watch the halftime show more. I want to watch @beckyhammer.bsky.social watching the halftime show the mostest. Will there be a livestream link sent out?
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I don’t want to watch football. I want to watch the halftime show more. I want to watch @beckyhammer.bsky.social watching the halftime show the mostest. Will there be a livestream link sent out?
The real MVP today was hot tea.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The real MVP today was hot tea.
Days like today I wish I had a fireplace.
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Days like today I wish I had a fireplace.
The 25th Amendment is just sitting there. Waiting…
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The 25th Amendment is just sitting there. Waiting…
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Western suburbs white doom alert: it is snowing.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Western suburbs white doom alert: it is snowing.
This is the face of a dog who is very displeased that the ride ended at the vet (routine vaccines).
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This is the face of a dog who is very displeased that the ride ended at the vet (routine vaccines).
Listen, all I can say is if I had buckets of money, I’d do a much better job spending it than JBez
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Listen, all I can say is if I had buckets of money, I’d do a much better job spending it than JBez
I’m so frustrated with camera phones skewing their captures, I find myself considering investing in a simple DSLR.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’m so frustrated with camera phones skewing their captures, I find myself considering investing in a simple DSLR.
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No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God