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· Feb 3
ladies and gentlemen. for no adequate goddamn reason, i give you:
G'arfield Tia
G'arfield Tia
Shocking! Recent study suggests none of my bad traits are my fault at all
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Shocking! Recent study suggests none of my bad traits are my fault at all
I think all cat models
Should have jiggle physics
Should have jiggle physics
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I think all cat models
Should have jiggle physics
Should have jiggle physics
Dont see a lot of NSFW art where the balls are saggy, pendulous and the dicks are appropriately unappealing. Shameful. What are they teaching in porn art school these days but to lie about penis aesthetics.
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Dont see a lot of NSFW art where the balls are saggy, pendulous and the dicks are appropriately unappealing. Shameful. What are they teaching in porn art school these days but to lie about penis aesthetics.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Sometimes the people who know you online know the truest you. For instance, people who know me in real life know me as cat person. But the people who know me in realer life know I'm fucked up about huge birds and dunkleosteus
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes the people who know you online know the truest you. For instance, people who know me in real life know me as cat person. But the people who know me in realer life know I'm fucked up about huge birds and dunkleosteus
I think my drink is lilac flavored somehow
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I think my drink is lilac flavored somehow
I forgot about metal gear solid 2 in that "games to get to know me" meme.... That's like the one other game that explains to you all about the type of pervert I am almost as much as over-modded Skyrim
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I forgot about metal gear solid 2 in that "games to get to know me" meme.... That's like the one other game that explains to you all about the type of pervert I am almost as much as over-modded Skyrim
Oh this is one of those things where they pretend to be hiring for jobs that don't exist for like obscure tax reasons right
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oh this is one of those things where they pretend to be hiring for jobs that don't exist for like obscure tax reasons right
They should invent a hand lotion that doesn't gross me out
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They should invent a hand lotion that doesn't gross me out
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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in congress, july 4th, 1776, a declaration by the representatives of the united states of.........
aamereedd
aamereedd
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
in congress, july 4th, 1776, a declaration by the representatives of the united states of.........
aamereedd
aamereedd
My vet when they saw that pumpkin had eyelid agensis and had about 2/8s of the recommended allotment of eyelids missing
Its eye is vulnerable!
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
My vet when they saw that pumpkin had eyelid agensis and had about 2/8s of the recommended allotment of eyelids missing
Got the computer all a-boot'd to finally finish a thing but gosh the fatigue man. The fatigue. Back to sleep
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Got the computer all a-boot'd to finally finish a thing but gosh the fatigue man. The fatigue. Back to sleep
Oh shit I forgot about taxes
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh shit I forgot about taxes
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FINANCE GURU FUGU
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
FINANCE GURU FUGU
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please look at this beauty!!
We’re excited to announce Scholar’s Codex – a new anthology where academia explores the games of FromSoftware.
Beautifully produced as a premium hardcover and illustrated by acclaimed artist @nicodelort.bsky.social.
#eldenring #darksouls #bloodborne 💙📚
www.tuneandfairweather.com/products/sch...
Beautifully produced as a premium hardcover and illustrated by acclaimed artist @nicodelort.bsky.social.
#eldenring #darksouls #bloodborne 💙📚
www.tuneandfairweather.com/products/sch...
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
please look at this beauty!!
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What are the sinews and souls of Russian serfs and Republican slaves but Fast-Fish
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 AM
What are the sinews and souls of Russian serfs and Republican slaves but Fast-Fish
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Round two of n:a, and I found the answer to the question I asked the first time around of, "why are the robots at the bottom of desert the pit fighting?" They were not fighting. They were frotting. I feel like a toddler.
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Round two of n:a, and I found the answer to the question I asked the first time around of, "why are the robots at the bottom of desert the pit fighting?" They were not fighting. They were frotting. I feel like a toddler.
The quest in nier automata where eating mackerel causes such severe systemic constipation it kills 2B seems like someone had a very personal story to tell and they told it through the only medium they had: sidequests
January 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The quest in nier automata where eating mackerel causes such severe systemic constipation it kills 2B seems like someone had a very personal story to tell and they told it through the only medium they had: sidequests