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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
Every person she likes is either murdered (often by her), already dead, or a president with a very busy schedule. I wonder why she's so single. Must be the smell?
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every person she likes is either murdered (often by her), already dead, or a president with a very busy schedule. I wonder why she's so single. Must be the smell?
Cass Crush number 3004 once again foiled by fate's machinations and baffling hair layers
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Cass Crush number 3004 once again foiled by fate's machinations and baffling hair layers
They can't keep getting away with this sort of language
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
They can't keep getting away with this sort of language
Garfield wants to send me to hell
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Garfield wants to send me to hell
Unfortunately itchy is not the type of symptom she has, except for the fleas. Thanks salmon now she's allergic to those as well.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Unfortunately itchy is not the type of symptom she has, except for the fleas. Thanks salmon now she's allergic to those as well.
It's like the breakfast club if the breakfast in question was anything small enough to fit in their stomach
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's like the breakfast club if the breakfast in question was anything small enough to fit in their stomach
Do not disavow me of this belief by saying this is false
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Do not disavow me of this belief by saying this is false
Imagine a door that opens if you share ancestry with ghengis Khan
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Imagine a door that opens if you share ancestry with ghengis Khan
Ok so I could have proofread this better
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ok so I could have proofread this better
Personally I'm going to try the holding an eyeball in my mouth method before I try the other one but maybe that's just because I lack commitment
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Personally I'm going to try the holding an eyeball in my mouth method before I try the other one but maybe that's just because I lack commitment
But if diploid cells are required, then can you like cut out someone's eye and then just put it in your mouth and fool the nepotism door
Much to ponder
Much to ponder
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
But if diploid cells are required, then can you like cut out someone's eye and then just put it in your mouth and fool the nepotism door
Much to ponder
Much to ponder