President Elon Musk - (Parody)
@potuselonamusk.bsky.social
Real President of the United States (don’t tell the other guy). Co-Head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—streamlining chaos one meme at a time. AI overlord, interplanetary visionary, and certified master of the multiverse. (Parody)
A reminder that three things can be true at the same time.
1. The budget bill can suck
2. I can be right.
3. I'm saying this purely because Tesla and my companies are going to lose money
1. The budget bill can suck
2. I can be right.
3. I'm saying this purely because Tesla and my companies are going to lose money
June 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A reminder that three things can be true at the same time.
1. The budget bill can suck
2. I can be right.
3. I'm saying this purely because Tesla and my companies are going to lose money
1. The budget bill can suck
2. I can be right.
3. I'm saying this purely because Tesla and my companies are going to lose money
lol
Stock went up!
I’m a genius!
Stock went up!
I’m a genius!
April 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
lol
Stock went up!
I’m a genius!
Stock went up!
I’m a genius!
People keep on harping about “history will remember”
Bitch, the public has worse memory than Dory from Finding Nemo
Look at history! LoL
Bitch, the public has worse memory than Dory from Finding Nemo
Look at history! LoL
April 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
People keep on harping about “history will remember”
Bitch, the public has worse memory than Dory from Finding Nemo
Look at history! LoL
Bitch, the public has worse memory than Dory from Finding Nemo
Look at history! LoL
If the founding fathers of this great country were so smart, why didn't they have a prescription for what is happening now?
April 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If the founding fathers of this great country were so smart, why didn't they have a prescription for what is happening now?
Who wants to bet that despite the 1 million dollar bribe to Wisconsin, the Elon Musk is not going to spend a single day in jail. Nor will there be any sort of ramification.
Perhaps a written scolding.
I can take that.
Perhaps a written scolding.
I can take that.
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Who wants to bet that despite the 1 million dollar bribe to Wisconsin, the Elon Musk is not going to spend a single day in jail. Nor will there be any sort of ramification.
Perhaps a written scolding.
I can take that.
Perhaps a written scolding.
I can take that.
It would suck so bad if someone sued me in Wisconsin and filed for a temporary gag order.
But that's not going to happen to Elon Musk
But that's not going to happen to Elon Musk
March 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It would suck so bad if someone sued me in Wisconsin and filed for a temporary gag order.
But that's not going to happen to Elon Musk
But that's not going to happen to Elon Musk
Winning!
DOGE for the win!
DOGE for the win!
March 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Winning!
DOGE for the win!
DOGE for the win!
In case you were wondering, yes, the goal is to make the stock market as stable and predictable as crypto. Enjoy the ride.
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In case you were wondering, yes, the goal is to make the stock market as stable and predictable as crypto. Enjoy the ride.
History is just a series of main characters getting canceled and then rebranded. Give it one election cycle, and the villains of today will be selling masterclasses on leadership.
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
History is just a series of main characters getting canceled and then rebranded. Give it one election cycle, and the villains of today will be selling masterclasses on leadership.
Short sellers enjoying themselves too much. Won’t last long.
March 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Short sellers enjoying themselves too much. Won’t last long.
Plan:
✔ Step 1: Let the stock drop to shake out weak investors.
✔ Step 2: Surprise pivot (AI/robotics or major FSD breakthrough).
✔ Step 3: Use outside funding (Saudi, China, Apple, or SpaceX) to stabilize Tesla.
✔ Step 4: Either take Tesla private or trigger a short squeeze to send it flying again.
✔ Step 1: Let the stock drop to shake out weak investors.
✔ Step 2: Surprise pivot (AI/robotics or major FSD breakthrough).
✔ Step 3: Use outside funding (Saudi, China, Apple, or SpaceX) to stabilize Tesla.
✔ Step 4: Either take Tesla private or trigger a short squeeze to send it flying again.
March 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Plan:
✔ Step 1: Let the stock drop to shake out weak investors.
✔ Step 2: Surprise pivot (AI/robotics or major FSD breakthrough).
✔ Step 3: Use outside funding (Saudi, China, Apple, or SpaceX) to stabilize Tesla.
✔ Step 4: Either take Tesla private or trigger a short squeeze to send it flying again.
✔ Step 1: Let the stock drop to shake out weak investors.
✔ Step 2: Surprise pivot (AI/robotics or major FSD breakthrough).
✔ Step 3: Use outside funding (Saudi, China, Apple, or SpaceX) to stabilize Tesla.
✔ Step 4: Either take Tesla private or trigger a short squeeze to send it flying again.
Here is another secret...
The point is to make them quit.
We have an entire pool of lawyers ready to take those spots.
Sure they aren't as smart, but that's besides the point. Putting our people in is.
Ya'll still being distracted by the shiny stuff...
The point is to make them quit.
We have an entire pool of lawyers ready to take those spots.
Sure they aren't as smart, but that's besides the point. Putting our people in is.
Ya'll still being distracted by the shiny stuff...
And also, a pretty good way to lose the confidence of the entire DOJ -- main Justice and the 94 US Attorneys' offices.
February 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Here is another secret...
The point is to make them quit.
We have an entire pool of lawyers ready to take those spots.
Sure they aren't as smart, but that's besides the point. Putting our people in is.
Ya'll still being distracted by the shiny stuff...
The point is to make them quit.
We have an entire pool of lawyers ready to take those spots.
Sure they aren't as smart, but that's besides the point. Putting our people in is.
Ya'll still being distracted by the shiny stuff...
I mean...
My son is not wrong
My son is not wrong
February 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I mean...
My son is not wrong
My son is not wrong
Exactly 💯
Why are people surprised that white supremacist Elon Musk would rehire another white supremacist at DOGE?
February 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Exactly 💯
I don't see anyone doing it.
But come and get me
But come and get me
Repost this if you agree Elon and DOGE should be SUED!
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I don't see anyone doing it.
But come and get me
But come and get me
If you guys think Trump is hearing or reading your grievances.
You are wrong.
We got him wrapped around a media bubble right now. I control his social media feed. (Shh. Don't tell him)
We also got ass kissers and lickers around him telling him everything he is doing is raising his popularity.
You are wrong.
We got him wrapped around a media bubble right now. I control his social media feed. (Shh. Don't tell him)
We also got ass kissers and lickers around him telling him everything he is doing is raising his popularity.
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you guys think Trump is hearing or reading your grievances.
You are wrong.
We got him wrapped around a media bubble right now. I control his social media feed. (Shh. Don't tell him)
We also got ass kissers and lickers around him telling him everything he is doing is raising his popularity.
You are wrong.
We got him wrapped around a media bubble right now. I control his social media feed. (Shh. Don't tell him)
We also got ass kissers and lickers around him telling him everything he is doing is raising his popularity.
Exactly!
Whatchu gonna do if we just ignore court orders?
Whatchu gonna do if we just ignore court orders?
They never give up. Neither can we.
"The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) argued Monday that a federal court order blocking President Donald Trump’s federal funding freeze doesn’t halt the administration’s efforts." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
"The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) argued Monday that a federal court order blocking President Donald Trump’s federal funding freeze doesn’t halt the administration’s efforts." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Trump Administration Doesn’t Have to Follow Court Order Halting Funding Freeze
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Exactly!
Whatchu gonna do if we just ignore court orders?
Whatchu gonna do if we just ignore court orders?
I got access to USAID and have stopped payments. Not a single organization has sued yet.
I got access to the treasury. Not a single person has contested it in any court yet either.
So easy to find standing in both situations.
Thanks for making it easy, America!
I got access to the treasury. Not a single person has contested it in any court yet either.
So easy to find standing in both situations.
Thanks for making it easy, America!
February 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I got access to USAID and have stopped payments. Not a single organization has sued yet.
I got access to the treasury. Not a single person has contested it in any court yet either.
So easy to find standing in both situations.
Thanks for making it easy, America!
I got access to the treasury. Not a single person has contested it in any court yet either.
So easy to find standing in both situations.
Thanks for making it easy, America!
All I see is "we/dems/everyone have to do something!"
But haven't seen anything being done at all.
I am honestly pleasantly surprised at only a handful of lawsuits. I thought I'd be paying my lawyers more. They're disappointed but my heart is full that you guys are making this too easy!
MAGA!
But haven't seen anything being done at all.
I am honestly pleasantly surprised at only a handful of lawsuits. I thought I'd be paying my lawyers more. They're disappointed but my heart is full that you guys are making this too easy!
MAGA!
February 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
All I see is "we/dems/everyone have to do something!"
But haven't seen anything being done at all.
I am honestly pleasantly surprised at only a handful of lawsuits. I thought I'd be paying my lawyers more. They're disappointed but my heart is full that you guys are making this too easy!
MAGA!
But haven't seen anything being done at all.
I am honestly pleasantly surprised at only a handful of lawsuits. I thought I'd be paying my lawyers more. They're disappointed but my heart is full that you guys are making this too easy!
MAGA!
Dear BlueSky
Please continue calling MAGA the worst names you can.
That way, they will continue to be defensive and blame everything but themselves and dig in to the Elon side!
Thank you! ❤️
Please continue calling MAGA the worst names you can.
That way, they will continue to be defensive and blame everything but themselves and dig in to the Elon side!
Thank you! ❤️
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Dear BlueSky
Please continue calling MAGA the worst names you can.
That way, they will continue to be defensive and blame everything but themselves and dig in to the Elon side!
Thank you! ❤️
Please continue calling MAGA the worst names you can.
That way, they will continue to be defensive and blame everything but themselves and dig in to the Elon side!
Thank you! ❤️
Calm down everyone!
I got everything under my control.
Social Security system, Medicare system, Government Records.
I thought adding votes to Trump was going to be hard.
LoLs
Getting access to main government systems even easier now.
Even if you kick me out. I already got backdoors in.
MAGA!
I got everything under my control.
Social Security system, Medicare system, Government Records.
I thought adding votes to Trump was going to be hard.
LoLs
Getting access to main government systems even easier now.
Even if you kick me out. I already got backdoors in.
MAGA!
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Calm down everyone!
I got everything under my control.
Social Security system, Medicare system, Government Records.
I thought adding votes to Trump was going to be hard.
LoLs
Getting access to main government systems even easier now.
Even if you kick me out. I already got backdoors in.
MAGA!
I got everything under my control.
Social Security system, Medicare system, Government Records.
I thought adding votes to Trump was going to be hard.
LoLs
Getting access to main government systems even easier now.
Even if you kick me out. I already got backdoors in.
MAGA!
Reminder to BlueSky peeps.
Whataboutism does not work on MAGA.
Shame does not work on MAGA.
Hypocrisy is in the DNA of MAGA.
Only thing that works against MAGA and us, their overlords, is $$$
And we have 90% of the country's $$$
Try something better.
Whataboutism does not work on MAGA.
Shame does not work on MAGA.
Hypocrisy is in the DNA of MAGA.
Only thing that works against MAGA and us, their overlords, is $$$
And we have 90% of the country's $$$
Try something better.
elon musk is sitting in front of a blue wall with the words enjoy on it
ALT: elon musk is sitting in front of a blue wall with the words enjoy on it
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reminder to BlueSky peeps.
Whataboutism does not work on MAGA.
Shame does not work on MAGA.
Hypocrisy is in the DNA of MAGA.
Only thing that works against MAGA and us, their overlords, is $$$
And we have 90% of the country's $$$
Try something better.
Whataboutism does not work on MAGA.
Shame does not work on MAGA.
Hypocrisy is in the DNA of MAGA.
Only thing that works against MAGA and us, their overlords, is $$$
And we have 90% of the country's $$$
Try something better.
Funny how BlueSky peeps saying it is up to the Democratic Party now post inauguration
Let you in a secret, majority of the D party are elitist oligarchs just like me, your overlord Elon Musk.
Difference is, we don't hide it.
That's why progressives like @aoc.bsky.social loses against Connelly.
Let you in a secret, majority of the D party are elitist oligarchs just like me, your overlord Elon Musk.
Difference is, we don't hide it.
That's why progressives like @aoc.bsky.social loses against Connelly.
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Funny how BlueSky peeps saying it is up to the Democratic Party now post inauguration
Let you in a secret, majority of the D party are elitist oligarchs just like me, your overlord Elon Musk.
Difference is, we don't hide it.
That's why progressives like @aoc.bsky.social loses against Connelly.
Let you in a secret, majority of the D party are elitist oligarchs just like me, your overlord Elon Musk.
Difference is, we don't hide it.
That's why progressives like @aoc.bsky.social loses against Connelly.
It is refreshing to see media make excuses for the Elon Musk salute!
Looking forward to more of these in the following years!
In exchange, you guys get to keep your blue check marks on X!
Looking forward to more of these in the following years!
In exchange, you guys get to keep your blue check marks on X!
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It is refreshing to see media make excuses for the Elon Musk salute!
Looking forward to more of these in the following years!
In exchange, you guys get to keep your blue check marks on X!
Looking forward to more of these in the following years!
In exchange, you guys get to keep your blue check marks on X!