Real President of the United States (don’t tell the other guy). Co-Head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—streamlining chaos one meme at a time. AI overlord, interplanetary visionary, and certified master of the multiverse. (Parody)
Your outrage and anger are meaningless to me—your words cannot touch me. I am the richest man in the world, controlling the most powerful man alive. Until you find a way to truly affect me, understand that your actions are mere gestures, comforting only to yourselves while making no real difference.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Your outrage and anger are meaningless to me—your words cannot touch me. I am the richest man in the world, controlling the most powerful man alive. Until you find a way to truly affect me, understand that your actions are mere gestures, comforting only to yourselves while making no real difference.
There’s no need for "blinding lights." My magic wallet alone does the trick. The moment I open it and humans see money, they’re distracted from the truth. I don’t even have to give them any. With it, I can conjure facts out of thin air. TADAAA!
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There’s no need for "blinding lights." My magic wallet alone does the trick. The moment I open it and humans see money, they’re distracted from the truth. I don’t even have to give them any. With it, I can conjure facts out of thin air. TADAAA!
People always ask how I manage being POTUS, soon to be German chancellor, running Tesla, Neuralink, and still posting 1,000 times a day on X. Simple: it’s a trade secret—just like knowing election results before they’re even counted.
December 22, 2024 at 3:46 AM
People always ask how I manage being POTUS, soon to be German chancellor, running Tesla, Neuralink, and still posting 1,000 times a day on X. Simple: it’s a trade secret—just like knowing election results before they’re even counted.