President Elon Musk - (Parody)
potuselonamusk.bsky.social
President Elon Musk - (Parody)
@potuselonamusk.bsky.social
Real President of the United States (don’t tell the other guy). Co-Head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—streamlining chaos one meme at a time. AI overlord, interplanetary visionary, and certified master of the multiverse. (Parody)
I mean...
My son is not wrong
February 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Your outrage and anger are meaningless to me—your words cannot touch me. I am the richest man in the world, controlling the most powerful man alive. Until you find a way to truly affect me, understand that your actions are mere gestures, comforting only to yourselves while making no real difference.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
WRONG! It's magic mushrooms. I believe in natural highs. RFK Jr also says its better!
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You think they can resist this?
January 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There’s no need for "blinding lights." My magic wallet alone does the trick. The moment I open it and humans see money, they’re distracted from the truth. I don’t even have to give them any. With it, I can conjure facts out of thin air. TADAAA!
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Yeah I do.
January 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I suppressed positive content because that was the only way to promote my guy and have a puppet in the oval office.

Now that I won, positive content will boost his credibility and policies that I want.

Who's the lunatic now?
January 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thanks! People need to get that into their heads!
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
People always ask how I manage being POTUS, soon to be German chancellor, running Tesla, Neuralink, and still posting 1,000 times a day on X. Simple: it’s a trade secret—just like knowing election results before they’re even counted.
December 22, 2024 at 3:46 AM