President Elon Musk - (Parody)
@potuselonamusk.bsky.social
Real President of the United States (don’t tell the other guy). Co-Head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—streamlining chaos one meme at a time. AI overlord, interplanetary visionary, and certified master of the multiverse. (Parody)
I will if enough memes about Trump licking Stephen Miller's ass comes out.
June 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I will if enough memes about Trump licking Stephen Miller's ass comes out.
I think I was right
Look at my stock price
Look at my stock price
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I think I was right
Look at my stock price
Look at my stock price
Did you see my stock today?
April 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Did you see my stock today?
I agree. I hate that guy too. But even I can’t do squat about him
April 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I agree. I hate that guy too. But even I can’t do squat about him
lol
They won’t
MAGA states are too “alpha” to admit wrong
They will continue to vote republican
They will continue to vote against their own businesses and family
While we the 1% , plunder this country to past the point of no return
How is that for an evil genius?
They won’t
MAGA states are too “alpha” to admit wrong
They will continue to vote republican
They will continue to vote against their own businesses and family
While we the 1% , plunder this country to past the point of no return
How is that for an evil genius?
April 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lol
They won’t
MAGA states are too “alpha” to admit wrong
They will continue to vote republican
They will continue to vote against their own businesses and family
While we the 1% , plunder this country to past the point of no return
How is that for an evil genius?
They won’t
MAGA states are too “alpha” to admit wrong
They will continue to vote republican
They will continue to vote against their own businesses and family
While we the 1% , plunder this country to past the point of no return
How is that for an evil genius?
My favorite judges
April 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My favorite judges
No, I'm not.
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
No, I'm not.
Better from the public's coffers than mine.
These lawsuits are getting expensive.
Plus, the DOJ lawyers evidently need all the help they can get.
These lawsuits are getting expensive.
Plus, the DOJ lawyers evidently need all the help they can get.
April 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Better from the public's coffers than mine.
These lawsuits are getting expensive.
Plus, the DOJ lawyers evidently need all the help they can get.
These lawsuits are getting expensive.
Plus, the DOJ lawyers evidently need all the help they can get.
Yes.
My FOTUS is following clear instructions to keep dangling new shiny objects.
I'm definitely getting my money's worth
My FOTUS is following clear instructions to keep dangling new shiny objects.
I'm definitely getting my money's worth
April 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yes.
My FOTUS is following clear instructions to keep dangling new shiny objects.
I'm definitely getting my money's worth
My FOTUS is following clear instructions to keep dangling new shiny objects.
I'm definitely getting my money's worth
LoL
Come and get me if you can
Come and get me if you can
March 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
LoL
Come and get me if you can
Come and get me if you can
Have you tried being a billionaire?
March 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Have you tried being a billionaire?
Couldn't have said it better myself
March 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Couldn't have said it better myself
Yeah.
Is that all you got?
Is that all you got?
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yeah.
Is that all you got?
Is that all you got?
Wisconsin Supreme Court seemed ok with it
March 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wisconsin Supreme Court seemed ok with it
300 billion dollars says you can't
March 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
300 billion dollars says you can't
Just like the glued on floorboards in my Tesla.
That's my style.
It's patented
That's my style.
It's patented
March 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Just like the glued on floorboards in my Tesla.
That's my style.
It's patented
That's my style.
It's patented
I was shocked, actually.
March 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was shocked, actually.
THE Elon Musk
March 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
THE Elon Musk
This is accurate
March 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is accurate
Nothing. That was MY idea
March 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Nothing. That was MY idea