Internet Rando Guy
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Just a guy. A lot like you, in fact.
This photo just caused me to have a spontaneous abortion.
And I wasn't even pregnant.
Or a woman.
And I wasn't even pregnant.
Or a woman.
I have a conspiracy theory that Kid Rock and Macaulay Culkin were grown in the same test tube as some kind of multigenerational pop culture psyop.
I invite experts to prove me wrong.
I invite experts to prove me wrong.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This photo just caused me to have a spontaneous abortion.
And I wasn't even pregnant.
Or a woman.
And I wasn't even pregnant.
Or a woman.
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Well, my fellow Maine voters. Here is Susan Collins today paying tribute to her boss while holding her MAGA hat.
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Well, my fellow Maine voters. Here is Susan Collins today paying tribute to her boss while holding her MAGA hat.
Time to give Bruce Springsteen a Nobel Prize.
How on earth did this uncouth buffoon ever make it to the White House? More baffling, how on earth is he still allowed to continue wrecking the country; economically, socially and politically?
The U.S. is sadly unrecognisable!
The U.S. is sadly unrecognisable!
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Time to give Bruce Springsteen a Nobel Prize.
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MAGA people lining up wanting the taxpayers to give them money. Trump wants $10 billion. Lindsey wants $1 million. J6ers want money. Farmers want money. Of course CEOs want their contracts,
subsidies & tariff waivers. It’s griftapalooza at taxpayer expense for the gangsters.
subsidies & tariff waivers. It’s griftapalooza at taxpayer expense for the gangsters.
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
MAGA people lining up wanting the taxpayers to give them money. Trump wants $10 billion. Lindsey wants $1 million. J6ers want money. Farmers want money. Of course CEOs want their contracts,
subsidies & tariff waivers. It’s griftapalooza at taxpayer expense for the gangsters.
subsidies & tariff waivers. It’s griftapalooza at taxpayer expense for the gangsters.
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“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.”
-Edward R. Murrow
-Edward R. Murrow
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.”
-Edward R. Murrow
-Edward R. Murrow
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Destroying our close relationship with the richest trade bloc in the world seems bad but the alternative - Donald Trump does not get something he wants to the first time in his life - is far too scary to consider
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Destroying our close relationship with the richest trade bloc in the world seems bad but the alternative - Donald Trump does not get something he wants to the first time in his life - is far too scary to consider
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So he's just gonna, like, hang this award in his office? Even though it's got some other lady's name on it? And he's going to tell people how amazing he is because he's got something that was awarded to somebody else?
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
So he's just gonna, like, hang this award in his office? Even though it's got some other lady's name on it? And he's going to tell people how amazing he is because he's got something that was awarded to somebody else?
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Jesse Welles doing that thing he's really good at
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Jesse Welles doing that thing he's really good at
The comments tho.
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The comments tho.
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“If it takes a little myth and ritual to get us through a night that seems endless, who among us cannot sympathize and understand?” ― Carl Sagan
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“If it takes a little myth and ritual to get us through a night that seems endless, who among us cannot sympathize and understand?” ― Carl Sagan
The reason why his approval ratings have cratered so hard is that he is not naming things after himself fast enough.
No American president has ever named ships or institutions after himself—until now. Trump’s gold-plated presidency isn’t about strength. It’s about fear, ego, and unmistakable ignorance.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
The President Who Can’t Stop Naming Things After Himself
The Narcissist-in-Chief is Worried We'll Forget Him. I hope we do.
open.substack.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The reason why his approval ratings have cratered so hard is that he is not naming things after himself fast enough.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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All the heavy armament ICE is rolling with is not for use to apprehend immigrants, it's for use against YOU. Citizens. Residents. Americans. It's to intimidate, terrorize, and eventually massacre YOU.
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All the heavy armament ICE is rolling with is not for use to apprehend immigrants, it's for use against YOU. Citizens. Residents. Americans. It's to intimidate, terrorize, and eventually massacre YOU.
Where does he think his mother took him after she dropped him on his dead all those times as a baby?
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Where does he think his mother took him after she dropped him on his dead all those times as a baby?