Port Monster
@portmonster.bsky.social
30-something drag monster who is here for fandom shit | they/he/she 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✨️
As a hand sewer, omg I love this
Sewing ‘zine anyone? Future installments- basic shift and pirate shirt. This is just basic stitches.
May 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
As a hand sewer, omg I love this
Sitting out in public and someone suddenly turned on the music for this seating area so loud that I can hardly hear my headphones. Please. I am trying to listen to Beethoven.
May 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sitting out in public and someone suddenly turned on the music for this seating area so loud that I can hardly hear my headphones. Please. I am trying to listen to Beethoven.
Dressing like modern AU Stede Bonnet as a confidence boost
May 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dressing like modern AU Stede Bonnet as a confidence boost
Well, it ain't wrong
May 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Well, it ain't wrong
Welp. My one and only fic on Ao3 got scraped. That's fucked. Pretty fucking discouraging, actually. Like, why bother to post anything?
May 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Welp. My one and only fic on Ao3 got scraped. That's fucked. Pretty fucking discouraging, actually. Like, why bother to post anything?
Sometimes you're losing hope and spiraling, but then you see a friend's pictures of new foster kittens that look like one of your childhood cats. Things shift, if only for a while.
So anyway, today was really something.
So anyway, today was really something.
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes you're losing hope and spiraling, but then you see a friend's pictures of new foster kittens that look like one of your childhood cats. Things shift, if only for a while.
So anyway, today was really something.
So anyway, today was really something.
How cunty is too cunty for funeral clothes? Because I feel like I should dial it up a couple notches for a gay drag queen's memorial.
April 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
How cunty is too cunty for funeral clothes? Because I feel like I should dial it up a couple notches for a gay drag queen's memorial.
Reposted by Port Monster
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If life could just... not take a shit on me. Thanks, that'd be great.
Burying 3 college friends before my mid 30s was not on my bingo card.
Burying 3 college friends before my mid 30s was not on my bingo card.
April 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If life could just... not take a shit on me. Thanks, that'd be great.
Burying 3 college friends before my mid 30s was not on my bingo card.
Burying 3 college friends before my mid 30s was not on my bingo card.
'Scuse me, coming through, lemme just put this up here: 🏳️⚧️ 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
I'm not visibly trans in a lot of places, but I'll be damned if I don't do it here.
I'm not visibly trans in a lot of places, but I'll be damned if I don't do it here.
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
'Scuse me, coming through, lemme just put this up here: 🏳️⚧️ 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
I'm not visibly trans in a lot of places, but I'll be damned if I don't do it here.
I'm not visibly trans in a lot of places, but I'll be damned if I don't do it here.
This is everything, he's so happy 😭💖
March 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is everything, he's so happy 😭💖
Reposted by Port Monster
piña coladas — an ofmd analog media / social media au
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
piña coladas — an ofmd analog media / social media au
Come look at this lovely thing! I did a hand frame despite my insane life right now. (Will share later)
I'm always honored to get to participate in these. Many thanks to the people who organized.
Now, to sit back and enjoy this gorgeous art 🥰
I'm always honored to get to participate in these. Many thanks to the people who organized.
Now, to sit back and enjoy this gorgeous art 🥰
With 267 Frames divided upon 242 Artists and a shared love for Our Flag Means Death, we came together and created an animation of the moonlight kiss from S2.
Here's how it looks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Pz...
#YouWearFineFramesWell #OFMD
@david-jenkins.bsky.social @rhysiedarby.bsky.social
Here's how it looks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Pz...
#YouWearFineFramesWell #OFMD
@david-jenkins.bsky.social @rhysiedarby.bsky.social
You Wear Fine Frames Well
YouTube video by Tsutsuya
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February 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Come look at this lovely thing! I did a hand frame despite my insane life right now. (Will share later)
I'm always honored to get to participate in these. Many thanks to the people who organized.
Now, to sit back and enjoy this gorgeous art 🥰
I'm always honored to get to participate in these. Many thanks to the people who organized.
Now, to sit back and enjoy this gorgeous art 🥰
I am ready for emotional damage 😌
Running To The Horizon. #OFMDTwitfic #OFMDBlueSkyfic
Every morning, and Ed means every FUCKING morning, there's a blonde running through the parking lot in front of his tattoo shop. It started months ago and Ed had glanced out to see a man huffing and puffing, flush-faced and determined.
Every morning, and Ed means every FUCKING morning, there's a blonde running through the parking lot in front of his tattoo shop. It started months ago and Ed had glanced out to see a man huffing and puffing, flush-faced and determined.
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am ready for emotional damage 😌
Life's really something lately 🥴
February 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Life's really something lately 🥴
It's wild that today my town got a historic amount of snow. Never seen this much snow in my life!
January 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's wild that today my town got a historic amount of snow. Never seen this much snow in my life!
Reposted by Port Monster
Just seen the sad news that The Vivienne (James Lee Williams) passed away this weekend aged just 32
Her last Insta post was about her support for Sahir House, Liverpool oldest LGBTQ+ & HIV charity
If you would like (and can afford) to give them a few quid, you can donate at www.sahir.org.uk/donate
Her last Insta post was about her support for Sahir House, Liverpool oldest LGBTQ+ & HIV charity
If you would like (and can afford) to give them a few quid, you can donate at www.sahir.org.uk/donate
January 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just seen the sad news that The Vivienne (James Lee Williams) passed away this weekend aged just 32
Her last Insta post was about her support for Sahir House, Liverpool oldest LGBTQ+ & HIV charity
If you would like (and can afford) to give them a few quid, you can donate at www.sahir.org.uk/donate
Her last Insta post was about her support for Sahir House, Liverpool oldest LGBTQ+ & HIV charity
If you would like (and can afford) to give them a few quid, you can donate at www.sahir.org.uk/donate
Feel like shit today. Might read something filthy and explicit and then go get bubble tea 💅✨️
January 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Feel like shit today. Might read something filthy and explicit and then go get bubble tea 💅✨️
Okay, imagine it with me: Ed is Cary Grant's character David Huxley, Izzy is the fiancée/research assistant character, Stede is Susan stumbling all through this man's life and making a mess (but a fun mess). And! There's already a leopard in both source materials!
Bringing Up Baby AU... is this anything?
December 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Okay, imagine it with me: Ed is Cary Grant's character David Huxley, Izzy is the fiancée/research assistant character, Stede is Susan stumbling all through this man's life and making a mess (but a fun mess). And! There's already a leopard in both source materials!
Bringing Up Baby AU... is this anything?
December 28, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Bringing Up Baby AU... is this anything?
Christmas feeling hard af this year, ngl. Big squeezy hugs to my fellow holiday strugglers. I'm gonna drink a Dr. Pepper and try to find something to enjoy.
December 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Christmas feeling hard af this year, ngl. Big squeezy hugs to my fellow holiday strugglers. I'm gonna drink a Dr. Pepper and try to find something to enjoy.
Go look at the thing! I made some fun drink recipes. 🥰
Who doesn't love Rizzy inspired recipes?
Also, donate if you can!
Who doesn't love Rizzy inspired recipes?
Also, donate if you can!
HAPPY RELEASE DAY! 🦄The Care and Keeping of Unicorns♠️is now available! Downloads of this Izzy Hands-inspired food and beverage zine are FREE, with the option of a donation to go to World Central Kitchen -- link in next message:
December 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Go look at the thing! I made some fun drink recipes. 🥰
Who doesn't love Rizzy inspired recipes?
Also, donate if you can!
Who doesn't love Rizzy inspired recipes?
Also, donate if you can!
Literally I NEED to be his bestie
December 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Literally I NEED to be his bestie