Port Monster
@portmonster.bsky.social
30-something drag monster who is here for fandom shit | they/he/she 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✨️
Oh my goodness. Big hugs, I'm sure all of this has been nervewracking. I hope y'all get some answers soon.
September 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh my goodness. Big hugs, I'm sure all of this has been nervewracking. I hope y'all get some answers soon.
classic Lucius and Jim reactions
a cartoon of snoopy sitting at a table with the words teehee on the bottom right
Alt: An animation of snoopy sitting at a table and giggling with his hand on his mouth. The word "teehee" is written in text at the bottom center.
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September 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
classic Lucius and Jim reactions
Bless you for this story. It's a pre-holidays miracle 🙏❄️
September 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bless you for this story. It's a pre-holidays miracle 🙏❄️
This is gorgeous. Well done and congratulations :)
September 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is gorgeous. Well done and congratulations :)
👀 I like smelly stuff. I'm new to it though
August 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
👀 I like smelly stuff. I'm new to it though
And thank goodness for that
July 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And thank goodness for that
A constant struggle 🥲
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A constant struggle 🥲
What a beautiful cat! It sounds like he was quite a handful, in the best way possible. So much love to you and his memory. ❤️🩹
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What a beautiful cat! It sounds like he was quite a handful, in the best way possible. So much love to you and his memory. ❤️🩹
Dude that sucks, I'm sorry. Good on you for perservering 🫂
July 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dude that sucks, I'm sorry. Good on you for perservering 🫂
Making and supporting queer art
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Making and supporting queer art
Oh that baby is loving that
June 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oh that baby is loving that
This entire thing has me laughing so hard I can't even come up with an answer
June 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This entire thing has me laughing so hard I can't even come up with an answer
Is the plot loosely based on the song Leader of the Pack?
Yes.
Is there a candy shop named Spanish Jackie's?
Also yes.
Yes.
Is there a candy shop named Spanish Jackie's?
Also yes.
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Is the plot loosely based on the song Leader of the Pack?
Yes.
Is there a candy shop named Spanish Jackie's?
Also yes.
Yes.
Is there a candy shop named Spanish Jackie's?
Also yes.
Oh that lil man is in heaven 🤭💖
June 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh that lil man is in heaven 🤭💖
Still in love with a fic idea of mine from forever ago -- teenage Stede and Ed as Greasers. Stede is a posh private school boy who has a run in with Ed by chance one afternoon... hijinks and teenage heartbreak ensue
June 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Still in love with a fic idea of mine from forever ago -- teenage Stede and Ed as Greasers. Stede is a posh private school boy who has a run in with Ed by chance one afternoon... hijinks and teenage heartbreak ensue
FUCK I would not survive
June 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
FUCK I would not survive
Deeeellllllll I can't wait to read this
June 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Deeeellllllll I can't wait to read this
🫂
I am here, I am stealing them, they are in my basket now, I am running away 🏃
I am here, I am stealing them, they are in my basket now, I am running away 🏃
June 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
🫂
I am here, I am stealing them, they are in my basket now, I am running away 🏃
I am here, I am stealing them, they are in my basket now, I am running away 🏃
That's awful! I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. 🫂
June 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
That's awful! I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. 🫂