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Port Monster
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30-something drag monster who is here for fandom shit | they/he/she 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️
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portmonster.bsky.social
Well, it ain't wrong
A screenshot of a silly quiz result. It says, "Your result: domestic fluff. Don't listen to them, you aren't boring!! Two old men (they're 35) doing laundry and taxes together is peak romance, actually"
May 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
portmonster.bsky.social
I have naught but memes, but I hope you enjoy them
A meme that says "What I mentally picture whenever anyone says rizz" above a photo of the muppet Rizzo holding a slice of pizza. A meme with two pictures. On the left it says "a crochet hook" over a photo of a teal crochet hook. On the right is says "Perry the crochet hook" over a photo of the same teal crochet hook, but now turned and holding a first stitch of orange yarn.
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
portmonster.bsky.social
🥺
An image with a dark orange-y red background has top text that says "Close your eyes and screenshot your 2025 affirmation." This particular screenshot of the affirmations has a drawing of Roach from Our Flag Means Death holding a 40-orange cake and a bloody meat cleaver. The bottom text says, "you are capable of amazing things."
January 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
portmonster.bsky.social
Forgot the memes!
Text post meme that reads "When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips" A meme that has an image of train tracks with the middle completely filled with loose corn pieces. Text around the jmage says, "Train car that was leaking corn. What a fantastic fucking day to be a squirrel." A medieval shitposting meme with a picture from an old book of some kind where there is a little drawing of a man in blue with a snail hat. He's holding a red sword backwards at his waist, has a bunch of some kind of fruit in a bowl shape in what appears to be the front of his pants. His leg is beast-like with claws and some sort of fur or feathers on it. Music notes are to the side of him and underneath him. The text says, "Customer: I'd like a letter E please. Scribe: A normal one or a snail-helmeted warrior with an ostrich leg and plums down his pants? Customer: The one with the plums, obviously." An image of a bear sitting in a creek, splashing. The text says, "Don't bother me, I'm doin' wet bear shit"
December 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
portmonster.bsky.social
Please enjoy this sleepy, cozy cat meme
A photo of a swaddled cat wearing a beanie-style hat. White text over the picture says "I'm an eepy girl / In a wakey world," which is meant to be sung to the tune of the song "Barbie Girl"
December 8, 2024 at 3:35 PM
portmonster.bsky.social
Here's my second frame which, unlike the first frame, I painted in 2 days. It was slapdash, and fun, and came out with Izzy looking kind of muppet-y. The bright pattern/not-pattern in the background took a toll on my eyesight and patience for sure #unicornframes
A photo of the painting for frame 127 of the Frames for the New Unicorn project. Izzy is shown from an over-the-shoulder perspective and is opening the note he got from the crew. Sections of the note are visible between his hands, reading "FOR TH ... EW ... RN." The background is filled in with a bright multi-colored pattern made up of hundreds of small diamonds and squares that overlap and squish into each other.
November 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
portmonster.bsky.social
Here's an old phone pic of my first frame! It took me ages to finish it because I kept taking weeks-long breaks and then coming back. Kept having to remember what the fuck I was doing. 😅 This was the last photo I took before doing final touches and switching to a hi-res camera and good lighting
A photo of the frame 6 painting from the Frames for the New Unicorn project. Izzy, shown from the waist down, is standing on the deck at night wearing the new unicorn prosthetic leg for the first time. Below him is a wall and some paneling of the lower deck. Next to his legs and cascading down is a large section of rope. Behind him are a mast, posts, rigging and rope, and large sails. Small sections of the dark night sky are visible around and beyond the sails. The unicorn leg is surrounded by a glowing aura of translucent gold paint.
November 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM