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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Here's my boutique bluray cover for The Star Wars Holiday Special
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh! You better leave Matthew Lillard alone you jumped up shit gibbon.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Welp, Adam Buxton is cancelled now.
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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A grim reminder he has been a benighted presence in American public life for so long a guy who died in 1998 had a firm opinion about him.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Checks out.
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Work Christmas Party off the clock ON THE WEEKEND?
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just putting the finishing touches on this snarky work email reply.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As history has taught us, you can make fine films and be an absolute dickhead.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wanna good date night movie with a spouse? It’s Shame. Definitely Shame. Don’t read reviews or a plot description. Also fun on Fathers/Mothers Day.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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X-men in a nutshell
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oh fuck…work again tomorrow. The same exact shit?!?!
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Remember when America’s Test Kitchen taught us to cook dinner in like 14 hours?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Queen.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My favorite part of The Beatles Anthology was learning that 75% of The Beatles thought that Sgt Pepper is FINE.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Thrilled to see this finally announced - I wrote a booklet essay for the release about the interesting music in the film, both classical pieces and score by Trevor Jones.
Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“I feel it’s my duty to pour scorn on this in a glib way.”

On my tombstone.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Eddie Murphy’s Raw is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Rewatched the original Star Wars (A New Hope) today.

Obviously 'I love Star Wars' is baked in, but if you've not watched it in a while you can easily forget that the back half of that movie is some of the most genuinely thrilling stuff on film, back to back.

1977 must not have known what hit it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Regina King as Angela Abar. Holy shit. She just rules.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My phone changing “shite” to “shire” is the most damning indictment of me.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You’re right @devincf.bsky.social HBO’s Watchmen is a masterpiece. That other guy that does your podcast drinks too many Diet Cokes. (Jk love @whwoolhat.bsky.social )
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“I didn’t mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM