Mac AshFord
@macashford.bsky.social
Writer | Mostly posting comic memes, random thoughts, and real life stuff
This is gonna be a looooooong session
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This is gonna be a looooooong session
I don’t care if this is controversial Parks and Rec is better than The Office
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I don’t care if this is controversial Parks and Rec is better than The Office
To boldly go where no man has gone before
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Tell her the difference between alligator and crocodile
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tell her the difference between alligator and crocodile
I avenge her nightly
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I avenge her nightly
The Lego Batman Movie is the only adaptation that actually understands what makes the batfamily so important
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Lego Batman Movie is the only adaptation that actually understands what makes the batfamily so important
now excuse me, I got to talk to HR for a moment
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
now excuse me, I got to talk to HR for a moment
1/3 I’m writing a comic book everyone!!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
1/3 I’m writing a comic book everyone!!!!!!!
Surprisingly perfect description for all!
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Surprisingly perfect description for all!
Ross is a realistic depiction of an oldhead who was given the chance to be 20 again
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ross is a realistic depiction of an oldhead who was given the chance to be 20 again
Another very relevant insight by Magneto
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Another very relevant insight by Magneto
Woke up with a DRY ASS THROAT so bad it feels like I swallowed the Sahara.
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY GOD WHY.
I can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t even swallow air without my throat filing a complaint.
Send moisture. ASAP.
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY GOD WHY.
I can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t even swallow air without my throat filing a complaint.
Send moisture. ASAP.
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Woke up with a DRY ASS THROAT so bad it feels like I swallowed the Sahara.
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY GOD WHY.
I can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t even swallow air without my throat filing a complaint.
Send moisture. ASAP.
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY GOD WHY.
I can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t even swallow air without my throat filing a complaint.
Send moisture. ASAP.
Oh shit I never told you guys it’s my birthday.Welp… it’s my birthday. Start the applause, throw some cake, whatever. I’ll wait. #Dec10
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oh shit I never told you guys it’s my birthday.Welp… it’s my birthday. Start the applause, throw some cake, whatever. I’ll wait. #Dec10
Time is too precious to waste on a child
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Time is too precious to waste on a child
The Emperor's New Groove
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Emperor's New Groove
Me at 9am: I’m not hungry.
Me at 11:59: STARVATION MODE ACTIVATED.
Me at 11:59: STARVATION MODE ACTIVATED.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Me at 9am: I’m not hungry.
Me at 11:59: STARVATION MODE ACTIVATED.
Me at 11:59: STARVATION MODE ACTIVATED.
Wordle 1,632 1/6
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THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
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THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Wordle 1,632 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
I need to know everyone’s top 5 favorite Batman’s. Mine are:
1. Christian Bale
2. Michael Keaton
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Adam West
5. Will Arnett
1. Christian Bale
2. Michael Keaton
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Adam West
5. Will Arnett
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I need to know everyone’s top 5 favorite Batman’s. Mine are:
1. Christian Bale
2. Michael Keaton
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Adam West
5. Will Arnett
1. Christian Bale
2. Michael Keaton
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Adam West
5. Will Arnett
So often overshadowed by Heath Ledgers joker, but how fucking good was Aaron Eckhart as Twoface
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So often overshadowed by Heath Ledgers joker, but how fucking good was Aaron Eckhart as Twoface
Batman on Batman violence.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Batman on Batman violence.
Hulk himself is unable to tear apart Wolverine
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hulk himself is unable to tear apart Wolverine