Porco Afterdark
@pmpafterdark.bsky.social
The Id part in the Usual Gang of Idiots. Poseur, Dilettante, Cynic, Anti-hero
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PHOTO RETWEETS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED
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@pmpafterdark@mastodon.social
PHOTO RETWEETS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED
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How my mind flows:
Reading a translation of the Havamal, where the author posits that in addition to being "words from the High One" (Odin), it could also be "words from the One Eyed"
Now, I'm hearing Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men: "Looks like Chuck's taking old One Eye to the Optometrist"
Reading a translation of the Havamal, where the author posits that in addition to being "words from the High One" (Odin), it could also be "words from the One Eyed"
Now, I'm hearing Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men: "Looks like Chuck's taking old One Eye to the Optometrist"
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
How my mind flows:
Reading a translation of the Havamal, where the author posits that in addition to being "words from the High One" (Odin), it could also be "words from the One Eyed"
Now, I'm hearing Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men: "Looks like Chuck's taking old One Eye to the Optometrist"
Reading a translation of the Havamal, where the author posits that in addition to being "words from the High One" (Odin), it could also be "words from the One Eyed"
Now, I'm hearing Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men: "Looks like Chuck's taking old One Eye to the Optometrist"
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
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I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
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While I’m proud to be an enemy of these idiots, publishing our names over and over just gives the real crazies targets to aim at. It’s just all so wrong.
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
While I’m proud to be an enemy of these idiots, publishing our names over and over just gives the real crazies targets to aim at. It’s just all so wrong.
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com/investigates...
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I need to locate my smaller jeans. That said there was something oddly satisfying about simply walking out of this pair at the end of the day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I need to locate my smaller jeans. That said there was something oddly satisfying about simply walking out of this pair at the end of the day.
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Not being accepted for who you are is one of the worst feelings.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not being accepted for who you are is one of the worst feelings.
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Not enough of us are being feral whoreish goblins.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not enough of us are being feral whoreish goblins.
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“Working from home”
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Working from home”
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They'll a need a Crane.
And Destination Moon.
And Destination Moon.
Name your fav They Might Be Giants song.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They'll a need a Crane.
And Destination Moon.
And Destination Moon.
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I expect a lot. I’ve been upgrading my room for decades now.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I expect a lot. I’ve been upgrading my room for decades now.
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Wife made us mocktails with the CBD / THC laced mixer our favorite brunch place uses.
Didn't get much out of it except it made my chest feel tight and my heart rate feel elevated.
So yeah, second exposure to cannabinoids in 24 years was just as meh.
Didn't get much out of it except it made my chest feel tight and my heart rate feel elevated.
So yeah, second exposure to cannabinoids in 24 years was just as meh.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wife made us mocktails with the CBD / THC laced mixer our favorite brunch place uses.
Didn't get much out of it except it made my chest feel tight and my heart rate feel elevated.
So yeah, second exposure to cannabinoids in 24 years was just as meh.
Didn't get much out of it except it made my chest feel tight and my heart rate feel elevated.
So yeah, second exposure to cannabinoids in 24 years was just as meh.
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"Jólakötturinn (Yule Cat), by me. I'm super surprised I finished it all in one sitting- I was locked in for about 7 hours, start to finish. Alcohol ink markers and pen on Bristol. #traditionalart #yule #yulecat #cats
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
St. Nick ain't the only one keeping tabs on your shenanigans, Little One...
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
St. Nick ain't the only one keeping tabs on your shenanigans, Little One...
Tmi - the best part of cycling down from two weeks of business travel is three weigh in worthy poops. 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tmi - the best part of cycling down from two weeks of business travel is three weigh in worthy poops. 🤣
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Goat cheese beignets in lemon curd. That is all...
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Goat cheese beignets in lemon curd. That is all...
Happy birthday to my love, my second soul, @ashlonna.bsky.social, who still beams at me like a giddy teenager even after two kids and 34 years of marriage.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Happy birthday to my love, my second soul, @ashlonna.bsky.social, who still beams at me like a giddy teenager even after two kids and 34 years of marriage.
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Advent calendar
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Advent calendar
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A grim comedic aspect of Mag Judge Fitzpatrick's ruling in Comey's case, finding that Halligan "potentially undermine[d] the integrity of the grand jury" with "fundamental misstatements of the law," is that AG Bondi purported to review those minutes & to ratify everything Halligan did—twice.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A grim comedic aspect of Mag Judge Fitzpatrick's ruling in Comey's case, finding that Halligan "potentially undermine[d] the integrity of the grand jury" with "fundamental misstatements of the law," is that AG Bondi purported to review those minutes & to ratify everything Halligan did—twice.
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So, MTG is now admitting that Trump identifying you as an enemy puts your life in danger.
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So, MTG is now admitting that Trump identifying you as an enemy puts your life in danger.