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Porco Afterdark
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The Id part in the Usual Gang of Idiots. Poseur, Dilettante, Cynic, Anti-hero
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What if Krampus, yet introvert? 🤔
A cluttered garage with a table saw covered in tools. In the center is a light gray primer colored Krampus mask
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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St. Nick ain't the only one keeping tabs on your shenanigans, Little One...
A hand holding a Krampus mask with horn-riimmed glasses in front of a face with graying hair and beard.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Goat cheese beignets in lemon curd. That is all...
A shallow white china bowl on a wooden table. There are two puffy deepfried balls sitting in lemon curd and coated with granulated sugar.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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There is a Void in my life... And she's purring.
Small black cat facing the camera while resting on the belly of a middle aged white man with salt and pepper beard and mustache, glasses and graying hair. The man is reclining with white doors and tan walls visible behind him.
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The jack-o'-lanterns
Picture of two pumpkins glowing in the dark in front of an inflated purple dragon. On pumpkin reads 86 47 with a crown with a circle and diagonal bar atop it. The other pumpkin has the same logo carved in it's face
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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This.

Inkjet is the weakest link. I ended up laser cutting a pattern for the jack-o'-lantern because the inkjet has given up.

And yes. My 3d printers are always on point too.
Meme Chad speaking to prusa 3d printer PRINT THIS COMPLEX 3D OBJECT. HERE IS RANDOM FILAMENT Printer replies NO PROBLEM BOSS Withered figure speaking to a multifunction desk printer PLEASE PRINT THIS BLACK AND WHITE TEXT Printer replies: YELLOW COLOR MISSING DICKHEAD
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Started... Going...
A spray bottle of Shout on dryer next to miscellaneous but of cloth A generic spray bottle on a dryer labeled vodka in black sharpie
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Kids are grown. No need to worry about them bludgeoning each other on this red oak coffee table I built. Time to retrieve from the basement.
A red oak mission or Arts and Crafts style coffee table propped on one end for cleaning on an oak hard wood floor
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Guess who elude capture in Operation Checkup?
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Today's find - appropriate because I take my java dark enough for scrying...
A book - COFFEE MAGIC for the MODERN WITCH A Practical Guide to Coffee Rituals. Divination Readings, Magical Brews, Latte Sigil Writing, and More ELSIE WILD
September 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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🎶 I guess you're just what I needed 🎶
Stainless steel martini glass in a pale hand. A fizzy clear drink with a streak of lemon peel is in the glass.
September 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Thick cut pork chops cooked in a cast iron skillet and basted with butter and fresh thyme and rosemary from the garden - Deglazed the skillet with sauerkraut to capture all the flavor.
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Wake up, Babe. New Viking Cousin just dropped...
Viking Age Individual VK15 Genetic Sex Female Time Period 900 CE 10 1290 CE Burial Location Ladoga, Leningrad Oblast. Russia About Viking Age Individual VK15 Viking Age Individual VK15 was burned in an earthen hillfort at the site of Staraya Ladoga in present day Western Russia, Archaeologists believe that the site of Lagoda was settled by 753 CE, and later occupied by the Varangian chieftain, Rurik, who, legend says, went on to found the first Russian royal dynasty in Novgorod. The burials at Staraya Ladoga date to two periods, the 10th-12th centuries CE and the 17th-18th centuries CE, VK15 is thought to have died during the first of these two time periods. Through DNA analysis, she was identified as genetically female. She was buried lying on her back, with her head facing the west in a traditional Christian-style burial. This burial style is consistent with historical records that suggest that Viking Christians were present to the region at this time, working in the military of Earl Ragnvald Ulfson
August 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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My wife decided to workshop Cocaine Kittens while I was in the basement working out
Two dirty shredded Blue Wing back chairs flecked with white powder that flows onto a hardwood floor. No kittens are in sight.
August 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Rosie ... A legacy ... 39g of fur pulled from one of "her" chairs.
A large weighty mass of black dog fur
August 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Thank you, Jaja.

I'm truly blessed with amazing friends.
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August 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Until we meet again my sweet girl.
Elderly Labrador in a dog stroller with a water dish.
August 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Share a movie with a brilliant soundtrack:
Movie poster for Grosse Pointe Blank starring John Cusack and Minnie Driver
August 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Cats living dangerously...
Black cat leaning over the edges of a whirlpool tub to swat at the bottle he knocked into the tub a moment before. Two bare legs frame the photo
August 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Channeling my inner Derek Smalls. TSA scanners keep showing me packing something troublesome down there.
Airport Security scanning Derek Smalls's crotch with a wand in Spinal Tap
August 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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She can barely stand, but eats like a horse.
The dowager princess almost 16 yo.
July 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Finally getting the hang of the egg white omelette technique.
A half moon shaped egg white omelette covering one half of a cast iron skillet. Eggwhite omelette on a floral plate drizzled with hot sauce and two pieces of wheat toast with butter.
July 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Happy belated 80th to Debbie Harry

Workout mix for Deadlift day is Blondie.
Rapture Be pure Take a tour through the sewer Don't strain your brain Paint a train You'll be singin' in the rain I said, "Don't stop, do punk rock" Well, now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV 'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars Where the TV's on
July 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The rare two headed floof.
Two black cats on a couch blending into a single two headed beast.
July 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM