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@pminthepm.bsky.social
18+ account of the World's Biggest Owl
Commissions open!
Size addict
23 He/It/She
pfp by @/saddestbossista.bsky.social
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Hi everyone! Comms are FINALLY open! Come get some art
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been getting into deadlock again and you know that means I gotta make that gargoyle fat. she's so full of unsecured souls yum
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Boba Silvia
Wanna Sip?
#OCs / #Silvia
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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the people in charge are far dumber than we can even imagine. like, unbelievably dumb. we don't even realize.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i like to think that when saz goes more horny dog mode, their ass just gets bigger and bigger to accommodate the level of tail wagging going on to entice you
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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drew this 4 my patreon ppl
January 31, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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I GOT BILLS.
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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You'd think that'd muffle that motor mouth... Yet, ol' Foghorn still manages to ramble on even with your palms pressed deep in his posterior. At least those southern curves of his are soft...

...And invitin-

Did he say something?

#fatfur #fatfurry #furry #WG #WeightGain #PinUp #LooneyTunes
#Toon
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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"A secret network of rich child traffickers wanted to avoid accountability for their sex crimes, so they stoked baseless hatred against innocent minorities" simultaneously sounds like an outlandish conspiracy theory and the most obvious possible thing in the world.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Dragon has spotted you.
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Patreon Release
January 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Orange you glad it’s the weekend?
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Standard commission for @ns22hw.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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i have since fixed up his patterns but whatever
#hyper #anthro #eagle
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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big butt so what 😎
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Archmother from #deadlock !
Enjoying a beer after a long day of giving out boons! 🍺
January 31, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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Now, on to discuss business matters, perhaps relating to her... vast estate.

Movie cel comm for @thysisit.bsky.social!
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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>non zero chance I was in a halo 3 lobby with Jeffrey Epstein
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Please stop using twitter just let it die.

"But its the only place my art gets -!"

Let It Die. Have some fucking faith in yourself for the love of god its not gonna get better it hasn't gotten better in years girl LEAVE HIM.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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i need to get my laptop repaired so i'm opening up bust sketches!

$15 B/W, $20 colored :3

same day turn around unless specified otherwise!

shoot me a message if interested 💕

#furry #furryart #commissions
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Kinda bullshitted my way through this #alphys #undertale #alphysundertale #dralphys
January 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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@ki-so1031.bsky.social あなたのナノブロックのニャビーからインスピレーションを得ました。
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM