Pluto Wolnosci
@plutowolnosci.bsky.social
AuDHD. Poet. Gender minimalist. I don’t know, stuff? Things? I like words, but not today.
I don’t follow for follow backs, so we’re cool if you find me annoying.
I don’t follow for follow backs, so we’re cool if you find me annoying.
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Pluto Wolnosci
@plutowolnosci.bsky.social
· Feb 15
spongebob is flexing his muscles in front of a crab in a spongebob squarepants cartoon .
ALT: spongebob is flexing his muscles in front of a crab in a spongebob squarepants cartoon .
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Who would have thought skipping leg day for the last 50 years would have been bad for the country.
(Legs here are the other branches of government, arms are the corporations and presidency. Do I need to spell *everything* out for you?)
(Legs here are the other branches of government, arms are the corporations and presidency. Do I need to spell *everything* out for you?)
This Easter Meet His Gaze
I was thinking all Lent about our reliance on one image we do not connect with. (Not to in any way cast aspersions on religions with no icons at all).
plutowolnosci.substack.com/p/this-easte...
I was thinking all Lent about our reliance on one image we do not connect with. (Not to in any way cast aspersions on religions with no icons at all).
plutowolnosci.substack.com/p/this-easte...
This Easter Meet His Gaze
How art has shaped our connection with Christ and our idea of heaven
plutowolnosci.substack.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This Easter Meet His Gaze
I was thinking all Lent about our reliance on one image we do not connect with. (Not to in any way cast aspersions on religions with no icons at all).
plutowolnosci.substack.com/p/this-easte...
I was thinking all Lent about our reliance on one image we do not connect with. (Not to in any way cast aspersions on religions with no icons at all).
plutowolnosci.substack.com/p/this-easte...
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
How dare you ask him not to lick anything.
You’re amazing.
I would never go back to those days (to live there, I would totally visit), but my memories of my kid screaming at me because she finished all the wordsearches in a book (or something) and I couldn’t make more has come to warm my heart,
You’re amazing.
I would never go back to those days (to live there, I would totally visit), but my memories of my kid screaming at me because she finished all the wordsearches in a book (or something) and I couldn’t make more has come to warm my heart,
April 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How dare you ask him not to lick anything.
You’re amazing.
I would never go back to those days (to live there, I would totally visit), but my memories of my kid screaming at me because she finished all the wordsearches in a book (or something) and I couldn’t make more has come to warm my heart,
You’re amazing.
I would never go back to those days (to live there, I would totally visit), but my memories of my kid screaming at me because she finished all the wordsearches in a book (or something) and I couldn’t make more has come to warm my heart,
Is it my AuDHD? I hate the sycophancy of AI bots and just want 🤢 as I read about the Llama 4 and LM Arena.
April 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Is it my AuDHD? I hate the sycophancy of AI bots and just want 🤢 as I read about the Llama 4 and LM Arena.
Thank you for voicing the thoughts that have been rolling around in my head.
April 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Thank you for voicing the thoughts that have been rolling around in my head.
How long before we realize that these facts shouldn’t matter to any of us?
Let’s get these people home! We don’t need to keep hearing about how he was wrong and made all this shit up, we just need to hear how to fix it.
EVEN IF there was a tattoo, these people need to be brought home yesterday.
Let’s get these people home! We don’t need to keep hearing about how he was wrong and made all this shit up, we just need to hear how to fix it.
EVEN IF there was a tattoo, these people need to be brought home yesterday.
April 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
How long before we realize that these facts shouldn’t matter to any of us?
Let’s get these people home! We don’t need to keep hearing about how he was wrong and made all this shit up, we just need to hear how to fix it.
EVEN IF there was a tattoo, these people need to be brought home yesterday.
Let’s get these people home! We don’t need to keep hearing about how he was wrong and made all this shit up, we just need to hear how to fix it.
EVEN IF there was a tattoo, these people need to be brought home yesterday.
Can we please just get these people back here!
How long before we’re all deported because he just doesn’t like us? How long before my grandfather not being born here is enough? Even though other members of my family came over in the Mayflower?
How long before we’re all deported because he just doesn’t like us? How long before my grandfather not being born here is enough? Even though other members of my family came over in the Mayflower?
April 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Can we please just get these people back here!
How long before we’re all deported because he just doesn’t like us? How long before my grandfather not being born here is enough? Even though other members of my family came over in the Mayflower?
How long before we’re all deported because he just doesn’t like us? How long before my grandfather not being born here is enough? Even though other members of my family came over in the Mayflower?
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
As Sarah Marshall said, “…pranks are for people who don’t have complex PTSD.”
Right now we’re all coming to grips with our own cPTSD.
Right now we’re all coming to grips with our own cPTSD.
April 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
As Sarah Marshall said, “…pranks are for people who don’t have complex PTSD.”
Right now we’re all coming to grips with our own cPTSD.
Right now we’re all coming to grips with our own cPTSD.
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Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.
March 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.
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Our government has spent $100,000 a person to hold migrants at the Gitmo concentration camp for less than six weeks. That's about $17,000/week for each migrant. They could have stayed at a Ritz-Carlton for that.
What's this you say about government waste and efficiency, Elon?
What's this you say about government waste and efficiency, Elon?
March 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Our government has spent $100,000 a person to hold migrants at the Gitmo concentration camp for less than six weeks. That's about $17,000/week for each migrant. They could have stayed at a Ritz-Carlton for that.
What's this you say about government waste and efficiency, Elon?
What's this you say about government waste and efficiency, Elon?
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I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.
In a video posted by Elon Musk’s PAC, a $1M check recipient linked voting to receiving the money:
“My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. …I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, vote, and now I have a million dollars.”
“My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. …I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, vote, and now I have a million dollars.”
March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.
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Reminder: Typos in official communications are intentionally included by the administration to identify potential leakers. Please exercise caution with anything you share.
March 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reminder: Typos in official communications are intentionally included by the administration to identify potential leakers. Please exercise caution with anything you share.
My understanding of “selah.”
a man is screaming with the words stop collaborate and listen written above him
ALT: a man is screaming with the words stop collaborate and listen written above him
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April 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My understanding of “selah.”
Nightmare: TFG tore down the Cherry blossom trees because they turned our marble city into a pink representation of soft power.
Ripping them up destroyed the FDR memorial.
They threw all of those throughout the city into choppers aimed at the Tidal Basement.
The smell of rotting mulch woke me.
Ripping them up destroyed the FDR memorial.
They threw all of those throughout the city into choppers aimed at the Tidal Basement.
The smell of rotting mulch woke me.
March 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Nightmare: TFG tore down the Cherry blossom trees because they turned our marble city into a pink representation of soft power.
Ripping them up destroyed the FDR memorial.
They threw all of those throughout the city into choppers aimed at the Tidal Basement.
The smell of rotting mulch woke me.
Ripping them up destroyed the FDR memorial.
They threw all of those throughout the city into choppers aimed at the Tidal Basement.
The smell of rotting mulch woke me.
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Trump signed an executive order that requires federal agency heads to grant Elon Musk’s deputies “full and prompt access” to records.
March 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trump signed an executive order that requires federal agency heads to grant Elon Musk’s deputies “full and prompt access” to records.
I mean, it is CyberSmith.
March 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I mean, it is CyberSmith.
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Reminder: If you’re sharing information, protect yourself. Documents and communications often contain hidden watermarks, intentional typos, odd punctuation, inconsistent spacing, or stylized phrasing—all designed to uniquely identify the source.
March 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Reminder: If you’re sharing information, protect yourself. Documents and communications often contain hidden watermarks, intentional typos, odd punctuation, inconsistent spacing, or stylized phrasing—all designed to uniquely identify the source.
The expression on these kids’ faces.
March 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The expression on these kids’ faces.
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I've noticed that using children as political props is popular with a certain type of politician.
March 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I've noticed that using children as political props is popular with a certain type of politician.
The NPC thing is the creepiest thing. “Good Robot” from Unexplainable changed that from a weird joke to an existential threat that wakes me up every night.
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The NPC thing is the creepiest thing. “Good Robot” from Unexplainable changed that from a weird joke to an existential threat that wakes me up every night.