Ol' Mr. Flimflam
@plasticarmyman.bsky.social
Ol' Non-Stick.
If you follow me and you got a super sincere bio or too many emojis, I'm blockin' ya.
If you follow me and you got a super sincere bio or too many emojis, I'm blockin' ya.
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A Politician may not Post a Meme or, through Posting, acknowledge Memes and their existence;
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
A Politician may not Post a Meme or, through Posting, acknowledge Memes and their existence;
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They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
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I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts
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Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
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I think we're all getting a fever... highguard fever 😏
January 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I think we're all getting a fever... highguard fever 😏
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Since the dawn of time, birds have yearned to walk around everywhere like mankind
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Since the dawn of time, birds have yearned to walk around everywhere like mankind
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
Shout out to the baby who does to the avs game and sits right behind the avs bench (I do not give a fuck about the parents)
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Shout out to the baby who does to the avs game and sits right behind the avs bench (I do not give a fuck about the parents)
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"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
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I, too, am Highguard posting
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I, too, am Highguard posting
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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23 Jan 2026
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
23 Jan 2026
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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now, an "Ice Pig" might sound like a delightful little fellow to me. the gulf between the expectation and reality here is absolutely disgusting
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
now, an "Ice Pig" might sound like a delightful little fellow to me. the gulf between the expectation and reality here is absolutely disgusting
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KENNY ROGERS: hey you got any gambling advice
THE GAMBLER: basically if you're gonna gamble it helps to be good at gambling. Also none of it matters for the greatest mercy life offers is parting from it in the peace of slumber
KENNY ROGERS: thank you the gambler that's real inspiring
THE GAMBLER: basically if you're gonna gamble it helps to be good at gambling. Also none of it matters for the greatest mercy life offers is parting from it in the peace of slumber
KENNY ROGERS: thank you the gambler that's real inspiring
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
KENNY ROGERS: hey you got any gambling advice
THE GAMBLER: basically if you're gonna gamble it helps to be good at gambling. Also none of it matters for the greatest mercy life offers is parting from it in the peace of slumber
KENNY ROGERS: thank you the gambler that's real inspiring
THE GAMBLER: basically if you're gonna gamble it helps to be good at gambling. Also none of it matters for the greatest mercy life offers is parting from it in the peace of slumber
KENNY ROGERS: thank you the gambler that's real inspiring
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Pirates of the ChicagoBean
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Pirates of the ChicagoBean
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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my cousin went to school with the guy who's hair turned white after a car wreck from the song Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
my cousin went to school with the guy who's hair turned white after a car wreck from the song Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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Astro Bot is like “Would you like to bounce around on a trampoline with a bunch of robot pineapples?” and I’m like “I hadn’t thought about it before but now I want to more than anything.”
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Astro Bot is like “Would you like to bounce around on a trampoline with a bunch of robot pineapples?” and I’m like “I hadn’t thought about it before but now I want to more than anything.”
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Incredible things are happening over at Ebay
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Incredible things are happening over at Ebay
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Dutch children are probably like ‘dü yü hebben geemes en ur telefoon’ or some shit
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Dutch children are probably like ‘dü yü hebben geemes en ur telefoon’ or some shit
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eating all the power-ups at the gas station until i'm asked to leave
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
eating all the power-ups at the gas station until i'm asked to leave