Tim Davenport
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
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I’m going to win, in the courtroom and on Election Day.
But I need your help to do it: katforillinois.com/legal
But I need your help to do it: katforillinois.com/legal
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m going to win, in the courtroom and on Election Day.
But I need your help to do it: katforillinois.com/legal
But I need your help to do it: katforillinois.com/legal
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I lived with my dad when I was very young and he didn’t apply for food stamps or free school lunches, though we qualified.
So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life.
Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.
So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life.
Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I lived with my dad when I was very young and he didn’t apply for food stamps or free school lunches, though we qualified.
So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life.
Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.
So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life.
Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.
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Tariffs are ruining everything — including the Texas State Fair.
$14 for fried oreos.
$15 for a funnel cake chicken sandwich.
$25 for a turkey leg.
DC politicians are pricing Texans out of our own state fair.
$14 for fried oreos.
$15 for a funnel cake chicken sandwich.
$25 for a turkey leg.
DC politicians are pricing Texans out of our own state fair.
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tariffs are ruining everything — including the Texas State Fair.
$14 for fried oreos.
$15 for a funnel cake chicken sandwich.
$25 for a turkey leg.
DC politicians are pricing Texans out of our own state fair.
$14 for fried oreos.
$15 for a funnel cake chicken sandwich.
$25 for a turkey leg.
DC politicians are pricing Texans out of our own state fair.
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A fascinating piece about life as an in-the-trenches GOP operative in the Trump era and the compromises you have to make. Almost all are now fully bought in. But some remain concerned. This one decided he had enough.
Please read and share!
www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
Please read and share!
www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
My Last Day as an Accomplice of the Republican Party
Why I’m leaving the GOP and why I’m urging my former colleagues to do the same.
www.thebulwark.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
A fascinating piece about life as an in-the-trenches GOP operative in the Trump era and the compromises you have to make. Almost all are now fully bought in. But some remain concerned. This one decided he had enough.
Please read and share!
www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
Please read and share!
www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...
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This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
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Trump is now going after Jack Smith.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
October 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump is now going after Jack Smith.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
You know who seems safe from his retribution: Merrick Garland. Because he did JACK SHIT. Trump not being pissed at him is, low key, an indictment of his entire tenure.
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here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.
October 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.
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Senate is back in session today.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Senate is back in session today.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
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My new favorite “church lady”😂😂😂
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My new favorite “church lady”😂😂😂
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I miss the days when a president had to get congressional approval and the Supreme Court was not corrupt.
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I miss the days when a president had to get congressional approval and the Supreme Court was not corrupt.
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My favorite Peter Sellers scene.
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My favorite Peter Sellers scene.
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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When bad people like Ted Cruz say something which seems honest and fair, there’s usually a reason they’re saying it other than to be fair or honest.
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When bad people like Ted Cruz say something which seems honest and fair, there’s usually a reason they’re saying it other than to be fair or honest.
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Me: “I need some sick time, I’ve got a case of anal glaucoma.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me: “I need some sick time, I’ve got a case of anal glaucoma.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
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Getting Jimmy Kimmel fired didn’t lower the price of my coffee…
September 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Getting Jimmy Kimmel fired didn’t lower the price of my coffee…
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.