IM PISS HANSEN AND THIS IS DATELINE BBC
@pisshansen.bsky.social
Society is perverse and must be cleansed in piss. Fascism is a sexual disorder. Predators are nazis. @ me if you see a malicious pervert on this platform AND GET THAT AI SHIT OUTA MY FACE.
Am I allowed to think making fan art of people killed by ICE is weird? Am I problematic? Ignorant?
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Am I allowed to think making fan art of people killed by ICE is weird? Am I problematic? Ignorant?
This post made me avada kedabra my brains all over the wall
In case you want to know what’s happening on threads
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This post made me avada kedabra my brains all over the wall
Hate when right wing losers hate a movie so loudly that I can’t hate it (for actual good reasons) without people thinking I’m a right wing loser
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hate when right wing losers hate a movie so loudly that I can’t hate it (for actual good reasons) without people thinking I’m a right wing loser
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the future is ours to be woven
and all of the weavers will die
and all of the weavers will die
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the future is ours to be woven
and all of the weavers will die
and all of the weavers will die
Teach your kids that hugs and kisses are always optional.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Teach your kids that hugs and kisses are always optional.
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im NOT sleeping in the nude tonight
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
im NOT sleeping in the nude tonight
I have the heart of a child poet. I wasn’t built to survive fascism.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I have the heart of a child poet. I wasn’t built to survive fascism.
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We really should've been a lot clearer about the fact that 'concerns about immigration' actually just means you're a racist scumbag and should be treated accordingly.
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 AM
We really should've been a lot clearer about the fact that 'concerns about immigration' actually just means you're a racist scumbag and should be treated accordingly.
Currently eating @didipickles.bsky.social’s butt
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Currently eating @didipickles.bsky.social’s butt
Anti-Elvis be like “i’m gonna marry an adult who isn’t related to me 😈”
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Anti-Elvis be like “i’m gonna marry an adult who isn’t related to me 😈”
So thankful for our health care system. Had to go in for a pretty common day procedure. I was shot in the face by masked federal agents before I could get into more medical debt 🇺🇸🇺🇸
So thankful of our health care system. Had to go in for a pretty common day procedure today. In and out in 3 hours and of course, costs completely covered by Medicare 🇨🇦🇨🇦
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
So thankful for our health care system. Had to go in for a pretty common day procedure. I was shot in the face by masked federal agents before I could get into more medical debt 🇺🇸🇺🇸
If Elvis were alive today he’d get caught in a To Catch a Predator sting
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If Elvis were alive today he’d get caught in a To Catch a Predator sting
People today are all ‘Rimjob’ this! ‘Feet sucking’ that! Have you ever tried missionary with someone who cares for you as much you do them?
January 23, 2026 at 3:07 AM
People today are all ‘Rimjob’ this! ‘Feet sucking’ that! Have you ever tried missionary with someone who cares for you as much you do them?
Oh I assure you, my enemies are ONTOLOGICALLY evil.
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Oh I assure you, my enemies are ONTOLOGICALLY evil.
Thank goodness Elvis and Chuck Berry are dead cause I would never listen to those degenerates if they were alive.
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Thank goodness Elvis and Chuck Berry are dead cause I would never listen to those degenerates if they were alive.
Even the most sex-positive feminist (like me) must admit that porn has done serious damage to the cishet psyche—both individual and collective
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Even the most sex-positive feminist (like me) must admit that porn has done serious damage to the cishet psyche—both individual and collective
If anal sex is “unnatural” why is there a pleasure organ up my ass?
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
If anal sex is “unnatural” why is there a pleasure organ up my ass?
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orderlies unamused when i call it a hotel
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 PM
orderlies unamused when i call it a hotel
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Mayoral Announcement: I am closing the bluesky township public gym.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Mayoral Announcement: I am closing the bluesky township public gym.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
How many new ICE agents do you think are on the sex offender registry? (Since it’s now confirmed they basically don’t do background checks)
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
How many new ICE agents do you think are on the sex offender registry? (Since it’s now confirmed they basically don’t do background checks)
Stop gooning all the time. Stop asking people to make an only fans.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Stop gooning all the time. Stop asking people to make an only fans.
They had sex. You can tell by their posture.
NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They had sex. You can tell by their posture.
Proof that AI cannot substitute human imagination
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Proof that AI cannot substitute human imagination