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Society is perverse and must be cleansed in piss. Fascism is a sexual disorder. Predators are nazis. @ me if you see a malicious pervert on this platform AND GET THAT AI SHIT OUTA MY FACE.
Even the most sex-positive feminist (like me) must admit that porn has done serious damage to the cishet psyche—both individual and collective
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Even the most sex-positive feminist (like me) must admit that porn has done serious damage to the cishet psyche—both individual and collective
If anal sex is “unnatural” why is there a pleasure organ up my ass?
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
If anal sex is “unnatural” why is there a pleasure organ up my ass?
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orderlies unamused when i call it a hotel
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 PM
orderlies unamused when i call it a hotel
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Mayoral Announcement: I am closing the bluesky township public gym.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Mayoral Announcement: I am closing the bluesky township public gym.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
Ya'll just keep using it as a sex dungeon, which I completely understand...... It's just not licenced and zoned for that.
How many new ICE agents do you think are on the sex offender registry? (Since it’s now confirmed they basically don’t do background checks)
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
How many new ICE agents do you think are on the sex offender registry? (Since it’s now confirmed they basically don’t do background checks)
Stop gooning all the time. Stop asking people to make an only fans.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Stop gooning all the time. Stop asking people to make an only fans.
They had sex. You can tell by their posture.
NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They had sex. You can tell by their posture.
Proof that AI cannot substitute human imagination
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Proof that AI cannot substitute human imagination
The fascist mind (or what passes for it) suffers from a perversion of the soul and of the sexual desire. They want to fuck us just as much as they want to kill us.
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The fascist mind (or what passes for it) suffers from a perversion of the soul and of the sexual desire. They want to fuck us just as much as they want to kill us.
Almost just got shit on by a baby IRL. This is why you stay away from kids.
January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Almost just got shit on by a baby IRL. This is why you stay away from kids.