mo
@piscescantus.bsky.social
♓☀️♉🌙♎⬆️ — nonbinary, aromantic, pansexual — gamer, napper, pet dad 🌱💨🛸
casting a fuck you pay me spell on my employer, like to empower it
October 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
casting a fuck you pay me spell on my employer, like to empower it
we all have those sentences we'd never have uttered if we didn't have pets
mine is "karma karma chicken parma, what do you fuckin know"
mine is "karma karma chicken parma, what do you fuckin know"
August 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
we all have those sentences we'd never have uttered if we didn't have pets
mine is "karma karma chicken parma, what do you fuckin know"
mine is "karma karma chicken parma, what do you fuckin know"
the critter's enclosure is cluttered and it probably needs to take vitamins, of course it's not coming out for the visitors—
August 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the critter's enclosure is cluttered and it probably needs to take vitamins, of course it's not coming out for the visitors—
when the hyperfocus is so good you forget to get up
July 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
when the hyperfocus is so good you forget to get up
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Things that deter me from skipping through this field:
* ticks
* chiggers
* soggy ground
* the threat of being sent away for evaluation
* I'm not that strong of a skipper
If it weren't for those things, I'd totally do it.
* ticks
* chiggers
* soggy ground
* the threat of being sent away for evaluation
* I'm not that strong of a skipper
If it weren't for those things, I'd totally do it.
July 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Things that deter me from skipping through this field:
* ticks
* chiggers
* soggy ground
* the threat of being sent away for evaluation
* I'm not that strong of a skipper
If it weren't for those things, I'd totally do it.
* ticks
* chiggers
* soggy ground
* the threat of being sent away for evaluation
* I'm not that strong of a skipper
If it weren't for those things, I'd totally do it.
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well if I'm gonna hate myself at 8 am anyway I don't see why I shouldn't eat two croissants completely caked in margarine at 3 am
June 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
well if I'm gonna hate myself at 8 am anyway I don't see why I shouldn't eat two croissants completely caked in margarine at 3 am
we need a news site that isn't even articles. just like. the headline, and then you click on it and it has a quick bullet point list that explains exactly wtf the headline meant without five paragraphs of fluff and backstory on either end.
June 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
we need a news site that isn't even articles. just like. the headline, and then you click on it and it has a quick bullet point list that explains exactly wtf the headline meant without five paragraphs of fluff and backstory on either end.
happy straight people have to pay to talk to me month
June 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
happy straight people have to pay to talk to me month
the department of homeland security is pitching a fucking reality show where immigrants compete for citizenship
like I honestly don't know what to say at this point
like I honestly don't know what to say at this point
May 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the department of homeland security is pitching a fucking reality show where immigrants compete for citizenship
like I honestly don't know what to say at this point
like I honestly don't know what to say at this point
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The world needs more of this and less of most other things
May 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The world needs more of this and less of most other things
hey. you. true crime youtuber. you're already spending hours researching, shooting and editing the video. go ahead and take another two minutes to look up how to pronounce the things you don't know, instead of just making yourself look like a moron and uploading it.
May 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
hey. you. true crime youtuber. you're already spending hours researching, shooting and editing the video. go ahead and take another two minutes to look up how to pronounce the things you don't know, instead of just making yourself look like a moron and uploading it.
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I mean, it would take only the gentlest of nudges for him to post an AI image of himself bleeding on the cross.
May 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I mean, it would take only the gentlest of nudges for him to post an AI image of himself bleeding on the cross.
sure sex is great but have you ever walked into a gas station stoned out of your gourd and left with $30 in snacks
May 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever walked into a gas station stoned out of your gourd and left with $30 in snacks
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The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
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yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
April 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
me, seeing a horse at work: damn I should play rdr2 today
me, seeing a house at work: damn I should play the Sims today
me, seeing a cool forest trail at work: damn I should play cotw today
me, at home: plays marvel rivals probably
me, seeing a house at work: damn I should play the Sims today
me, seeing a cool forest trail at work: damn I should play cotw today
me, at home: plays marvel rivals probably
April 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
me, seeing a horse at work: damn I should play rdr2 today
me, seeing a house at work: damn I should play the Sims today
me, seeing a cool forest trail at work: damn I should play cotw today
me, at home: plays marvel rivals probably
me, seeing a house at work: damn I should play the Sims today
me, seeing a cool forest trail at work: damn I should play cotw today
me, at home: plays marvel rivals probably
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if you know a lot of stuff i think it is your moral duty to be kind and excited when people learn stuff for the first time. the world is full of stuff we don't know about, don't be mean
April 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
if you know a lot of stuff i think it is your moral duty to be kind and excited when people learn stuff for the first time. the world is full of stuff we don't know about, don't be mean
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I’m sorry we can’t make up I’ve already killed your Sim.
April 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m sorry we can’t make up I’ve already killed your Sim.
local drive in theater says u can bring ur chicken to see the Minecraft movie for free
April 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
local drive in theater says u can bring ur chicken to see the Minecraft movie for free
it's when you replace the busted headlight in your truck only for her to drop a muffler and throw a windshield wiper that same night. that's what life is all about I think ,
April 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
it's when you replace the busted headlight in your truck only for her to drop a muffler and throw a windshield wiper that same night. that's what life is all about I think ,
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There's no way Loporrits can reproduce naturally. No Fuckingway.
April 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There's no way Loporrits can reproduce naturally. No Fuckingway.
is there an explanation for the phenomenon where I buy a snack while I'm out but once I get home I don't want it or am I just weird
April 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
is there an explanation for the phenomenon where I buy a snack while I'm out but once I get home I don't want it or am I just weird
me, eight hours after waking up: oh damn I'm hungry
my homie: did you even eat breakfast
me: I had an energy drink
my homie: .... eat something
me, eating sour airheads and drinking another rockstar: ten four good buddy
my homie: not like thAT—
my homie: did you even eat breakfast
me: I had an energy drink
my homie: .... eat something
me, eating sour airheads and drinking another rockstar: ten four good buddy
my homie: not like thAT—
April 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
me, eight hours after waking up: oh damn I'm hungry
my homie: did you even eat breakfast
me: I had an energy drink
my homie: .... eat something
me, eating sour airheads and drinking another rockstar: ten four good buddy
my homie: not like thAT—
my homie: did you even eat breakfast
me: I had an energy drink
my homie: .... eat something
me, eating sour airheads and drinking another rockstar: ten four good buddy
my homie: not like thAT—